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  • #1
    S.J. Perelman
    “The main obligation is to amuse yourself.”
    S.J. Perelman

  • #2
    Oscar Wilde
    “Quotation is a serviceable substitute for wit.”
    Oscar Wilde

  • #3
    Ambrose Bierce
    “The covers of this book are too far apart.”
    Ambrose Bierce

  • #4
    Thomas Pynchon
    “If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.”
    Thomas Pynchon, Gravity’s Rainbow

  • #5
    Oliver Goldsmith
    “Ask me no questions, and I'll tell you no fibs.”
    Oliver Goldsmith, She Stoops to Conquer

  • #6
    Abraham Lincoln
    “Tact: the ability to describe others as they see themselves.”
    Abraham Lincoln

  • #7
    Criss Jami
    “When you have wit of your own, it's a pleasure to credit other people for theirs.”
    Criss Jami, Killosophy

  • #8
    Tom Waits
    “Most of the things you absorb you will ultimately secrete.”
    Tom Waits

  • #9
    Taylor Jenkins Reid
    “When someone’s presence gives you energy, when it riles up something in you—the way Daisy did for me—you can turn that energy into lust or love or hate. I felt most comfortable hating her.”
    Taylor Jenkins Reid, Daisy Jones & The Six



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