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  • #1
    Richard Francis Burton
    “If you can’t laugh together in bed, the chances are you are incompatible, anyway. I’d rather hear a girl laugh well than try to turn me on with long, silent, soulful, secret looks. If you can laugh with a woman, everything else falls into place.”
    Richard Burton

  • #2
    Neal Stephenson
    “Until a man is twenty-five, he still thinks, every so often, that under the right circumstances he could be the baddest motherfucker in the world. If I moved to a martial-arts monastery in China and studied real hard for ten years. If my family was wiped out by Colombian drug dealers and I swore myself to revenge. If I got a fatal disease, had one year to live, and devoted it to wiping out street crime. If I just dropped out and devoted my life to being bad.”
    Neal Stephenson

  • #3
    Neal Stephenson
    “The difference between stupid and intelligent people – and this is true whether or not they are well-educated – is that intelligent people can handle subtlety. ”
    Neal Stephenson, The Diamond Age: Or, a Young Lady's Illustrated Primer

  • #4
    Neal Stephenson
    “She's a woman, you're a dude. You're not supposed to understand her. That's not what she's after.... She doesn't want you to understand her. She knows that's impossible. She just wants you to understand yourself. Everything else is negotiable.”
    Neal Stephenson, Snow Crash

  • #5
    Neal Stephenson
    “Nell," the Constable continued, indicating through his tone of voice that the lesson was concluding, "the difference between ignorant and educated people is that the latter know more facts. But that has nothing to do with whether they are stupid or intelligent. The difference between stupid and intelligent people—and this is true whether or not they are well-educated—is that intelligent people can handle subtlety. They are not baffled by ambiguous or even contradictory situations—in fact, they expect them and are apt to become suspicious when things seem overly straightforward.”
    Neal Stephenson, The Diamond Age: Or, a Young Lady's Illustrated Primer

  • #6
    Neal Stephenson
    “To condense fact from the vapor of nuance.”
    Neal Stephenson, Snow Crash

  • #7
    Neal Stephenson
    “Nell did not imagine that Constable Moore wanted to get into a detailed discussion of recent events, so she changed the subject. "I think I have finally worked out what you were trying to tell me, years ago, about being intelligent," she said.

    The Constable brightened all at once. "Pleased to hear it."

    The Vickys have an elaborate code of morals and conduct. It grew out of the moral squalor of an earlier generation, just as the original Victorians were preceded by the Georgians and the Regency. The old guard believe in that code because they came to it the hard way. They raise their children to believe in that code– but their children believe it for entirely different reasons."

    They believe it," the Constable said, "because they have been indoctrinated to believe it."

    Yes. Some of them never challenge it– they grow up to be smallminded people, who can tell you what they believe but not why they believe it. Others become disillusioned by the hypocrisy of the society and rebel– as did Elizabeth Finkle-McGraw."

    Which path do you intend to take, Nell?" said the Constable, sounding very interested. "Conformity or rebellion?"

    Neither one. Both ways are simple-minded– they are only for people who cannot cope with contradiction and ambiguity.”
    Neal Stephenson, The Diamond Age: Or, a Young Lady's Illustrated Primer

  • #8
    Terry Pratchett
    “Scientists have calculated that the chances of something so patently absurd actually existing are millions to one.
    But magicians have calculated that million-to-one chances crop up nine times out of ten.”
    Terry Pratchett, Mort

  • #9
    Terry Pratchett
    “How do you get all those coins?" asked Mort.
    IN PAIRS.”
    Terry Pratchett, Mort
    tags: death

  • #10
    Terry Pratchett
    “YOU MUST LEARN THE COMPASSION PROPER TO YOUR TRADE"
    "And what's that?"
    "A SHARP EDGE.”
    Terry Pratchett, Mort

  • #11
    Richard K. Morgan
    “We all get our dreams stamped on from time to time, right? And if it didn’t hurt, what kind of second-rate dreams would they be?”
    Richard K. Morgan, Woken Furies

  • #12
    Richard K. Morgan
    “If they asked how I died tell them: Still angry.”
    Richard K. Morgan, Altered Carbon

  • #13
    Richard K. Morgan
    “When a man you know to be of sound mind tells you his recently deceased mother has just tried to climb in his bedroom window and eat him, you only have two basic options. You can smell his breath, take his pulse and check his pupils to see if he's ingested anything nasty, or you can believe him.”
    Richard K. Morgan, The Steel Remains

  • #14
    Richard K. Morgan
    “A preoccupation with the next world clearly shows an inability to cope credibly with this one.”
    Richard K. Morgan, Broken Angels

  • #15
    Randy Pausch
    “Look, I'm going to find a way to be happy, and I'd really love to be happy with you, but if I can't be happy with you, then I'll find a way to be happy without you.”
    Randy Pausch, The Last Lecture

  • #16
    Jasper Fforde
    “If the real world were a book, it would never find a publisher. Overlong, detailed to the point of distraction-and ultimately, without a major resolution.”
    Jasper Fforde, Something Rotten

  • #17
    Jasper Fforde
    “I am by turns a petulant adolescent and a mature man, a melancholy loner and a wit telling actors their trade. I cannot decide whether I'm a philosopher or a moping teenager, a poet or a murderer, a procrastinator or a man of action. I might be truly mad or sane pretending to be mad or even mad pretending to be sane.”
    Jasper Fforde, Something Rotten

  • #18
    Jasper Fforde
    “To espresso or to latte, that is the question...whether 'tis tastier on the palate to choose white mocha over plain...or to take a cup to go. Or a mug to stay, or extra cream, or have nothing, and by opposing the endless choice, end one's heartache...”
    Jasper Fforde, Something Rotten

  • #19
    Douglas Adams
    “Don't Panic.”
    Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy

  • #20
    Terry Pratchett
    “In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this.”
    Terry Pratchett

  • #21
    Carl Sagan
    “Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known.”
    Carl Sagan

  • #22
    Stephen  King
    “Only enemies speak the truth; friends and lovers lie endlessly, caught in the web of duty.”
    Stephen King

  • #23
    Terry Pratchett
    “My experience in Amsterdam is that cyclists ride where the hell they like and aim in a state of rage at all pedestrians while ringing their bell loudly, the concept of avoiding people being foreign to them.
    My dream holiday would be a) a ticket to Amsterdam b) immunity from prosecution and c) a baseball bat.”
    Terry Pratchett

  • #24
    Walt Whitman
    “Do I contradict myself?
    Very well then I contradict myself,
    (I am large, I contain multitudes.)”
    Walt Whitman, Leaves of Grass



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