Jesalyn Riddle > Jesalyn's Quotes

“Media. I think I have heard of her. Isn't she the one who killed her children?'

'Different woman,' said Mr. Nancy. 'Same Deal.”
― Neil Gaiman, American Gods

“Have you ever fought an opponent you had no defense against? Like a fire breather or an acid spitter?"
"Once I faced a female with diamond skin," Nix said breathlessly. "I was transfixed - even as she was choking the life out of me."
"Really?"
"No, I saw that character on X-Men. I just wanted to commiserate. Alas, I have no weaknesses.”
― Kresley Cole, Pleasure of a Dark Prince

“You leave me tied up like a dog? Then you had better remember that this bitch bites!”
― Kresley Cole, Kiss of a Demon King

“I had just heard tales that the Valkyrie were large warriors, akin to Amazons.”

“If you’re the sole survivor of an army attacked by us, are you going to say we had our asses handed to us by petite, nubile females, or by she-monsters who can bench Buicks?”
― Kresley Cole, No Rest for the Wicked

“Wolfy, is it? And what do you know about my turning?"
"I asked around when I figured out I was your... mate."
He stood, crossing to her. "Well, let's hear it."
"Basically, you'll lose your mind, turning animalistic, hunting me down until you claim me repeatedly, biting my neck and marking me as your possession. Nothing will stop you- no cage can hold you. Did I miss anything?
"Aye, Lousha." His gaze raked over her and his voice deepened. "The fact that you're going to like it.”
― Kresley Cole, Pleasure of a Dark Prince

“Can’t hear… call back… good luck…”
“Nïx, I know you’re faking the static.” She could picture her sister blowing into her fist directly at the receiver. The static abruptly stopped.
“Why?”
“It seemed less rude than the alternative.”
“What’s that?”
Click.”
― Kresley Cole

“SHE MAY BE AN EVIL BITCH, BUT SHE IS MY EVIL BITCH. AND I'LL HAVE NO OTHER”
― Kresley Cole, Kiss of a Demon King

“And exactly how old are you MacRieve ?"
"Twelve hundreds, give or take."
"Great Hekate, you're a relic. Don't you have a museum exhibit to be in somewhere ?”
― Kresley Cole, Dark Needs at Night's Edge

“When he watched her sleeping, he often thought, My heart lies vulnerable outside my chest.”
― Kresley Cole, A Hunger Like No Other

“When Rydstrom shut the door, Cade stared at it for long moments.
At length, he turned for the steps. "Fuckall," he said on a stunned breath. "Does this mean I'm no longer the bad brother...?”
― Kresley Cole

“I'm not interested in a life that doesn't have you in it.”
― Kresley Cole, Kiss of a Demon King

“Look, it's not you. It's me, and my inability to dig dirty dudes.”
― Kresley Cole, Demon from the Dark

“Gods, I love it when you talk mathy to me.”
― Kresley Cole, Dark Desires After Dusk

“This is what it's all been about with you," he said in an even tone. "All the fear, all the running. The nightmares." When she nodded, he said, "You called him the devil."
"He is." What are you thinking, Scot?
"But you... married him?"
MacRieve's disgusted with me. "Basically? Yes."
"Ceremony and everything?"
She swallowed. "He tricked me into it. I-I was only sixteen."
A muscle ticked in his cheek and his irises grew pale. "Then know this..."
She stopped breathing.
"Lass, I'm about to make you a widow--”
― Kresley Cole, Pleasure of a Dark Prince

“Those swords are mine! Touch them and I’ll use ‘em to slice off your nut sack! For a coin purse!”
― Kresley Cole, Dreams of a Dark Warrior

“He'd swiftly collected those monsters' heads, tying them together with a piece of the rope she'd hoped never to see again, then strung them over his shoulder. Periodically, he offered his catch to her.

"No, no, I have a pair just like them at home," she'd said. "I would just regift them.”
― Kresley Cole, Demon from the Dark

“Well maybe we need to Cesar Millan their asses and show them who's boss. Tsst, tsst!”
― Kresley Cole, Pleasure of a Dark Prince

“Hey Lucia, Pay up, suckah, Emma got dental with some dude.”
― Kresley Cole, A Hunger Like No Other

“Never run from one such as me, female. You will no’ get away - and we like it.”
― Kresley Cole, A Hunger Like No Other

“God give me anything but a good man's pity.”
― Kresley Cole, Kiss of a Demon King

“Do you know what I love? Life. And romantic love is a distraction that makes staying alive more difficult. " [Sabine]”
― Kresley Cole, Kiss of a Demon King

“This is the first time I've really looked at my reflection in months." To the Lykae [Bowen], she said, "No wonder you love me. Could I be any cuter?”
― Kresley Cole, Dark Needs at Night's Edge

“When the warden appeared outside their cell, he ogled Regin's bared midriff. Gross. Whenever men leered at her, Regin tended to leer back. She canted her head on the floor, turning it one way, then the other. "I finally understand what a dickie-do is. Your gut does stick out more than your dickie do.”
― Kresley Cole, Dreams of a Dark Warrior

“Mari began to suspect that this reflection was going to prove to be like that little computer paperclip assistant -- at first it helps, but after a while you just want the paperclip to die.”
― Kresley Cole, Wicked Deeds on a Winter's Night

“Ah, but she was a pastel wearer. She was forever dead to Sabine.”
― Kresley Cole, Kiss of a Demon King

“Darwin says people like you need to die.” (Carrow)”
― Kresley Cole, Wicked Deeds on a Winter's Night

“I think I just fell into like with him.”
― Kresley Cole, Demon From the Dark

“It figures—it’s always either the butler or the resurrected mate.”
― Kresley Cole, Wicked Deeds on a Winter's Night

“They desecrate Riora’s sacred temple! She will be enraged.”
“Oh, gods, look at the marble. We are all beyond doomed.”
“Somebody put a plant in front of it!”
― Kresley Cole, No Rest for the Wicked

“Two things that can never be contained? Velociraptors and zombies. ~Carrow Graie”
― Kresley Cole, Demon from the Dark