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    Robert A. Heinlein
    “Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.”
    ― Robert A. Heinlein
    tags: cats, humor, women
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    Kurt Vonnegut Jr.
    “Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand.”
    ― Kurt Vonnegut
    tags: humour, telekinetics
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    Kurt Vonnegut Jr.
    “We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful about what we pretend to be.”
    ― Kurt Vonnegut, Mother Night
    tags: action, attitude, choice, imagination, inspiration, life, pretend
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    Kurt Vonnegut Jr.
    “Tiger got to hunt, bird got to fly;
    Man got to sit and wonder 'why, why, why?'
    Tiger got to sleep, bird got to land;
    Man got to tell himself he understand.”
    ― Kurt Vonnegut, Cat’s Cradle
    tags: life, nature, philosophy
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  • #5
    Kurt Vonnegut Jr.
    “To be is to do - Socrates

    To do is to be - Sartre

    Do Be Do Be Do - Sinatra”
    ― Kurt Vonnegut
    tags: humor
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  • #6
    Kurt Vonnegut Jr.
    “If you can do no good, at least do no harm.”
    ― Kurt Vonnegut, Slapstick, or Lonesome No More!
    tags: mantra
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    Dr. Seuss
    “You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.”
    ― Dr. Seuss
    tags: attributed-no-source, dreams, love, reality, sleep
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  • #8
    Dr. Seuss
    “I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living.”
    ― Dr. Seuss
    tags: fantasy
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    Dr. Seuss
    “Today you are You, that is truer than true. There is no one alive who is Youer than You.”
    ― Dr. Seuss, Happy Birthday to You!
    tags: comedy, life, yourself
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  • #10
    Dr. Seuss
    “Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living, it's a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope.”
    ― Dr. Seuss
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  • #11
    Dr. Seuss
    “Think left and think right and think low and think high. Oh, the thinks you can think up if only you try!”
    ― Dr. Seuss
    tags: humor, philosophy
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  • #12
    Dr. Seuss
    “Being crazy isn't enough.”
    ― Dr. Seuss
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  • #13
    Dr. Seuss
    “Why fit in when you were born to stand out?”
    ― Dr. Seuss
    tags: seuss
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  • #14
    Dr. Seuss
    “Remember me and smile, for it's better to forget than to remember me and cry.”
    ― Dr. Seuss
    tags: dr-seuss, goodbye
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  • #15
    Dr. Seuss
    “All alone! Whether you like it or not, alone is something you'll be quite a lot!”
    ― Dr. Seuss, Oh, the Places You'll Go! and The Lorax
    tags: depressing, hopeless, lonely
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  • #16
    Dr. Seuss
    “To the world you may be one person; but to one person you may be the world.”
    ― Dr. Seuss
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  • #17
    Dr. Seuss
    “It's not about what it is, it's about what it can become.”
    ― Dr. Seuss, The Lorax
    tags: the-lorax, the-movie
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    Douglas Adams
    “Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.”
    ― Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy
    tags: humor, philosophy, science-fiction
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  • #19
    Douglas Adams
    “I'd far rather be happy than right any day.”
    ― Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy
    tags: happiness, rightness
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  • #20
    Douglas Adams
    “For a moment, nothing happened. Then, after a second or so, nothing continued to happen.”
    ― Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy
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  • #21
    Douglas Adams
    “Beethoven tells you what it's like to be Beethoven and Mozart tells you what it's like to be human. Bach tells you what it's like to be the universe.”
    ― Douglas Adams
    tags: music, power-of-music, universe
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  • #22
    Douglas Adams
    “He attacked everything in life with a mix of extraordinary genius and naive incompetence, and it was often difficult to tell which was which.”
    ― Douglas Adams
    tags: humor
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  • #23
    Douglas Adams
    “To summarize the summary of the summary: people are a problem.”
    ― Douglas Adams, The Restaurant at the End of the Universe
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  • #24
    Douglas Adams
    “If it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, we have at least to consider the possibility that we have a small aquatic bird of the family anatidae on our hands.”
    ― Douglas Adams
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  • #25
    Douglas Adams
    “and then I decided I was a lemon for a couple of weeks.”
    ― Douglas Adams, Life, the Universe and Everything
    tags: crazy, ford, insanity, lemons
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  • #26
    Douglas Adams
    “A life that is burdened with expectations is a heavy life. Its fruit is sorrow and disappointment.”
    ― Douglas Adams, The Long Dark Tea-Time of the Soul
    tags: psychology
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  • #27
    Douglas Adams
    “One is never alone with a rubber duck.”
    ― Douglas Adams
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  • #28
    Douglas Adams
    “We notice things that don't work. We don't notice things that do. We notice computers, we don't notice pennies. We notice e-book readers, we don't notice books.”
    ― Douglas Adams, The Salmon of Doubt: Hitchhiking the Galaxy One Last Time
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  • #29
    Suzanne Collins
    “Happy Hunger Games! And may the odds be ever in your favor.”
    ― Suzanne Collins, The Hunger Games
    tags: the-hunger-games
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  • #30
    Groucho Marx
    “Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.”
    ― Groucho Marx, The Essential Groucho: Writings For By And About Groucho Marx
    tags: animals, books, dogs, friends, humor
    37982 likes



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