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  • #1
    Russell Brand
    “I've always been a 'your parents have got to come up to the school' type of person. Even now, when I do something wrong - if I say something inappropriate on a live tv show, for example - I half expect to have to deliver a note to Barbara Brand: 'Please come up to Channel 4 head office, Russell's done something despicable.”
    Russell Brand, My Booky Wook

  • #2
    Mahatma Gandhi
    “Liberty and democracy become unholy when their hands are dyed red with innocent blood.”
    Mahatma Gandhi

  • #3
    Terry Pratchett
    “The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.”
    Terry Pratchett, Diggers

  • #4
    Terry Pratchett
    “Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life.”
    Terry Pratchett, Jingo

  • #5
    Terry Pratchett
    “In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this.”
    Terry Pratchett

  • #6
    Terry Pratchett
    “It's not worth doing something unless someone, somewhere, would much rather you weren't doing it.”
    Terry Pratchett

  • #7
    Terry Pratchett
    “Light thinks it travels faster than anything but it is wrong. No matter how fast light travels, it finds the darkness has always got there first, and is waiting for it.”
    Terry Pratchett, Reaper Man

  • #8
    Terry Pratchett
    “No! Please! I'll tell you whatever you want to know!" the man yelled.
    "Really?" said Vimes. "What's the orbital velocity of the moon?"
    "What?"
    "Oh, you'd like something simpler?”
    Terry Pratchett, Night Watch

  • #9
    Terry Pratchett
    “Coming back to where you started is not the same as never leaving.”
    Terry Pratchett, A Hat Full of Sky

  • #10
    Terry Pratchett
    “Getting an education was a bit like a communicable sexual disease. It made you unsuitable for a lot of jobs and then you had the urge to pass it on.”
    Terry Pratchett, Hogfather

  • #11
    Robin  Williams
    “See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.”
    Robin Williams

  • #12
    Robin  Williams
    “You're only given a spark of madness. You musn't lose it.”
    Robin Williams

  • #13
    “Politics: “Poli” a Latin word meaning "many" and "tics" meaning "bloodsucking creatures".”
    Myron Fagan

  • #15
    “I've learned you can make a mistake and the world doesn't end.”
    Lisa Kudrow

  • #16
    “Procrastinate now, don't put it off.”
    Ellen DeGeneres

  • #17
    “The only thing that scares me more than space aliens is the idea that there aren't any space aliens. We can't be the best that creation has to offer. I pray we're not all there is. If so, we're in big trouble.”
    Ellen DeGeneres

  • #18
    “In the beginning there was nothing. God said, ‘Let there be light!’ And there was light. There was still nothing, but you could see it a whole lot better. ”
    Ellen DeGeneres

  • #19
    “Sometimes you can't see yourself clearly until you see yourself through the eyes of others. ”
    Ellen DeGeneres

  • #20
    “You should never assume. You know what happens when you assume. You make an ass out of you and me because that's how it's spelled.”
    Ellen DeGeneres

  • #21
    Chris Rock
    “You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named "Bush", "Dick", and "Colin." Need I say more?”
    Chris Rock

  • #22
    Chris Rock
    “If you can keep your son off the pipe and your daughter off the pole, you're ahead of the game.”
    Chris Rock

  • #23
    Craig Ferguson
    “You gotta laugh because if you didn't you'd cry”
    Craig Ferguson

  • #24
    Craig Ferguson
    “Everything I think of now is too rude to actually say.”
    Craig Ferguson

  • #25
    Craig Ferguson
    “Thanks cows. I appreciate your tastiness.”
    Craig Ferguson

  • #26
    Craig Ferguson
    “I'm always a bit shy around evil people...”
    Craig Ferguson, American on Purpose: The Improbable Adventures of an Unlikely Patriot

  • #28
    John Wayne
    “You're short on ears and long on mouth.”
    John Wayne

  • #29
    George V. Higgins
    “This life’s hard, but it’s harder if you’re stupid.”
    George V. Higgins, The Friends of Eddie Coyle

  • #30
    John Wayne
    “Talk low, Talk slow, and Don't say too much.”
    John Wayne

  • #31
    John Wayne
    “A man deserves a second chance, but keep an eye on him.”
    John Wayne

  • #32
    John Wayne
    “All battles are fought by scared men who'd rather be some place else.”
    John Wayne



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