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“Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car.”
― Garrison Keillor

“That's the news from Lake Woebegon, where all the women are strong, all the men are good-looking, and all the children are above average.”
― Garrison Keillor

“When NASA started sending up astronauts, they discovered that ballpoint pens don’t work in zero gravity. So they spent twelve million dollars and more than a decade developing a pen that writes under any condition, on almost every surface. The Russians used a pencil.”
― Garrison Keillor, A Prairie Home Companion Pretty Good Joke Book

“Computers can never completely replace humans. They may become capable of artificial intelligence, but they will never master real stupidity.”
― Garrison Keillor, A Prairie Home Companion Pretty Good Joke Book