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  • #1
    Mark Twain
    “A little starvation can really do more for the average sick man than can the best of medicines and the best doctors ”
    Marc Twain

  • #2
    Arthur Conan Doyle
    “Un sot trouve toujours un plus sot qui l'admire.

    A fool always finds a greater fool to admire him.”
    Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, A Study in Scarlet

  • #3
    Ludwig Wittgenstein
    “The limits of my language means the limits of my world.”
    Ludwig Wittgenstein

  • #4
    Ambrose Bierce
    “BELLADONNA, n. In Italian a beautiful lady; in English a deadly poison. A striking example of the essential identity of the two tongues.”
    Ambrose Bierce, The Unabridged Devil's Dictionary

  • #5
    Virginia Woolf
    “I am reading six books at once, the only way of reading; since, as you will agree, one book is only a single unaccompanied note, and to get the full sound, one needs ten others at the same time.”
    Virginia Woolf, The Letters of Virginia Woolf: Volume Three, 1923-1928

  • #6
    Jane Austen
    “Which of all my important nothings shall I tell you first?”
    Jane Austen

  • #7
    Dante Alighieri
    “O human race, born to fly upward, wherefore at a little wind dost thou so fall?”
    Dante Alighieri, The Divine Comedy: The Inferno, the Purgatorio and the Paradiso

  • #8
    “Jesus waited three days to come back to life. It was perfect! If he had only waited one day, a lot of people wouldn't have even heard he died. They'd be all, "Hey Jesus, what up?" and Jesus would probably be like, "What up? I died yesterday!" and they'd be all, "Uh, you look pretty alive to me, dude..." and then Jesus would have to explain how he was resurrected, and how it was a miracle, and the dude'd be like "Uhh okay, whatever you say, bro..." And he's not gonna come back on a Saturday. Everybody's busy, doing chores, workin' the loom, trimmin' the beard, NO. He waited the perfect number of days, three. Plus it's Sunday, so everyone's in church already, and they're all in there like "Oh no, Jesus is dead", and then BAM! He bursts in the back door, runnin' up the aisle, everyone's totally psyched, and FYI, that's when he invented the high five. That's why we wait three days to call a woman, because that's how long Jesus wants us to wait.... True story.”
    Barney Stinson

  • #9
    J.R.R. Tolkien
    “So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings.”
    J.R.R. Tolkien, The Hobbit, or There and Back Again

  • #10
    J.R.R. Tolkien
    “No dragon can resist the fascination of riddling talk and of wasting time trying to understand it.”
    J.R.R. Tolkien, The Hobbit, or There and Back Again

  • #11
    William Blake
    “To Generalize is to be an Idiot; To Particularize is the Alone Distinction of Merit.”
    William Blake

  • #12
    Omar Khayyám
    “How sad, a heart that
    does not know how to love, that
    does not know what it is to be drunk with love.
    If you are not in love, how can you enjoy
    the blinding light of the sun,
    the soft light of the moon?”
    Omar Khayyám, The Rubaiyat of Omar Khayyam

  • #13
    Victor Hugo
    “In days gone by, I stole a loaf of bread in order to live; to-day, in order to live, I will not steal a name.”
    Victor Hugo, Les Misérables

  • #14
    Marcel Proust
    “Even in the most insignificant details of our daily life, none of us can be said to constitute a material whole, which is identical for everyone, and need only be turned up like a page in an account-book or the record of a will; our social personality is created by the thoughts of other people.”
    Marcel Proust, Swann’s Way

  • #15
    Marcel Proust
    “People don't know when they are happy. They're never so unhappy as they think they are.”
    Marcel Proust, Swann’s Way

  • #16
    Marcel Proust
    “To know a thing does not always enable us to prevent it, but at least the things we know we do hold, if not in our hands, at any rate in our minds, where we can dispose of them as we choose, and this gives us the illusion of a sort of power over them.”
    Marcel Proust, Swann’s Way

  • #17
    Marcel Proust
    “Time, which changes people, does not alter the image we have of them.”
    Marcel Proust

  • #18
    Marcel Proust
    “It is often hard to bear the tears that we ourselves have caused.”
    Marcel Proust

  • #19
    Robert Frost
    “Some say the world will end in fire,
    Some say in ice.
    From what I've tasted of desire,
    I hold with those who favor fire.
    But if it had to perish twice
    I think I know enough of hate
    To say that for destruction ice
    Is also great
    And would suffice.”
    Robert Frost

  • #20
    Marcel Proust
    “Everything great in the world is done by neurotics; they alone founded our religions and created our masterpieces.”
    Marcel Proust

  • #21
    Marcel Proust
    “People who are not in love fail to understand how an intelligent man can suffer because of a very ordinary woman. This is like being surprised that anyone should be stricken with cholera because of a creature so insignificant as the common bacillus.”
    Marcel Proust

  • #22
    Marcel Proust
    “There is no one, no matter how wise he is, who has not in his youth said
    things or done things that are so unpleasant to recall in later life that
    he would expunge them entirely from his memory if that were possible.”
    Marcel Proust

  • #23
    Haruki Murakami
    “No mistake about it. Ice is cold; roses are red; I'm in love. And this love is about to carry me off somewhere. The current's too overpowering; I don't have any choice. It may very well be a special place, some place I've never seen before. Danger may be lurking there, something that may end up wounding me deeply, fatally. I might end up losing everything. But there's no turning back. I can only go with the flow. Even if it means I'll be burned up, gone forever.”
    Haruki Marukami, Sputnik Sweetheart



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