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  • #1
    Albert Einstein
    “Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.”
    ― Albert Einstein
    tags: attributed-no-source, human-nature, humor, infinity, philosophy, science, stupidity, universe
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  • #2
    Frank Zappa
    “So many books, so little time.”
    ― Frank Zappa
    tags: books, humor
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    Derek Landy
    “Doors are for people with no imagination.”
    ― Derek Landy, Skulduggery Pleasant
    tags: creativity
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  • #4
    Derek Landy
    “Are you going to shoot me?' Vengeous sneered. 'I wouldn't be surprised. What would a thing like you know about honor? Only a heathen would bring a gun to a sword fight.'

    And only a moron would bring a sword to a gunfight.”
    ― Derek Landy, Playing with Fire
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  • #5
    Derek Landy
    “They say sarcasm is the lowest form of wit," Valkyrie said.

    China glanced at her. "They've obviously never met me.”
    ― Derek Landy, Mortal Coil
    tags: derek-landy, humor, sarcasm, skuldugerry-pleasant, wit
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  • #6
    Derek Landy
    “We're not retreating, we're advancing in reverse.' --Skulduggery Pleasant”
    ― Derek Landy, Playing with Fire
    tags: humor, skuldugerry-pleasant
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  • #7
    Derek Landy
    “I'm placing you under arrest for murder, conspiracy to commit murder and, I don't know, possibly littering.”
    ― Derek Landy, Skulduggery Pleasant
    tags: funny
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  • #8
    Derek Landy
    “What is it?' Stephanie whispered.
    'That, my dear Valkyrie, is what we call a monster.'
    She looked at Skulduggery. 'You don't know what it is, do you?'
    'I told you what it is, it's a horrible monster. Now shut up before it comes over here and eats us.”
    ― Derek Landy, Skulduggery Pleasant
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  • #9
    Derek Landy
    “Kindness suits you."

    "Really? I think I'm quite allergic to it.”
    ― Derek Landy
    tags: allergic, derek-landy, humour, kindness, skulduggery-pleasant
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  • #10
    Derek Landy
    “It's not that I want you to go, it's just that I don't want you to stay." - China Sorrows -”
    ― Derek Landy, Mortal Coil
    tags: derek, humor, landy, leaving, skuldugerry-pleasant, wanting
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  • #11
    Derek Landy
    “Valkyrie, I hate to be the one to tell you this, but your friend is most likely dead.”
    “Of course he’s dead. He’s a skeleton.”
    ― Derek Landy, Dark Days
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  • #12
    Derek Landy
    “We punch people, Valkyrie. That’s who we are. Embrace your inner lunatic. Fun times guaranteed.”
    ― Derek Landy, Death Bringer
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  • #13
    Derek Landy
    “You're not stealing anything, you're not breaking anything, so I'd guess you're Stephanie.”
    ― Derek Landy, Skulduggery Pleasant
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  • #14
    Derek Landy
    “Found something?”
    “No, sorry. I thought I had, but, no, it turned out to be, uh… more floor.”
    ― Derek Landy, Skulduggery Pleasant
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  • #15
    Derek Landy
    “Well, for future reference, this is my serious face.”
    ― Derek Landy, Dark Days
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  • #16
    “If you want to start a fight, you better throw the first punch; make it a good one...”
    ― Brendon Urie
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  • #17
    “what, are you mad? are you staring at me because my umbrella is more manly than yours is?”
    ― brendon urie
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  • #18
    Derek Landy
    “Being a detective isn't all about torture and murder and monsters. Sometimes it gets truly unpleasant...The fate of the world may depend on whether or not you can bring yourself to visit your relatives.”
    ― Derek Landy
    tags: family, humor
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  • #19
    Derek Landy
    “Stairs," Valkyrie said, disappointed.
    "Not just ordinary stairs," Skulduggery told her as he led the way down. "Magic stairs."
    "Really?"
    "Oh, yes."
    She followed him into the darkness. "How are they magic?"
    "They just are."
    "In what way?"
    "In a magicky way."
    She glared at the back of his head. "They aren't magic at all, are they?"
    "Not really.”
    ― Derek Landy, Mortal Coil
    tags: conversation, derek-landy, funny, humor, magic, skulduggery-pleasant, stairs, valkyrie
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    Derek Landy
    “Valkyrie patted Fletcher’s arm. “Don’t worry,” she said. “If the bad man comes, I’ll protect you.”
    “If the bad man comes,” Fletcher responded, “I’ll bravely give out a high-pitched scream to distract him. I may even bravely faint, to give him a false sense of security. That will be your signal to strike.”
    “We make a great team.”
    “Just don’t forget to stand in front of me the whole time,” he said.”
    ― Derek Landy, Death Bringer
    tags: bad-man, humour, protection
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  • #21
    Derek Landy
    “I need a weapon,” Valkyrie muttered.
    “You’re an Elemental with a Necromancer ring, trained in
    a variety of martial arts by some of the best fighters in the world,” Skulduggery pointed out. “I’m fairly certain that makes you a weapon.”
    “I mean a weapon you hold. You have a gun, Tanith has a sword... I want a stick.”
    “I’ll buy you a stick for Christmas.”
    ― Derek Landy, Mortal Coil
    tags: christmas, humour, skulduggery, stick, weapon
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  • #22
    Marcus Tullius Cicero
    “A room without books is like a body without a soul.”
    ― Marcus Tullius Cicero
    tags: attributed-no-source, books, simile, soul
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  • #23
    Mark Twain
    “Good friends, good books, and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life.”
    ― Mark Twain
    tags: books, contentment, friends, friendship, life
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  • #24
    Groucho Marx
    “Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.”
    ― Groucho Marx, The Essential Groucho: Writings For By And About Groucho Marx
    tags: animals, books, dogs, friends, humor
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  • #25
    Never trust anyone who has not brought a book with them.
    “Never trust anyone who has not brought a book with them.”
    ― Lemony Snicket, Horseradish: Bitter Truths You Can't Avoid
    tags: books, reading
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  • #26
    Ernest Hemingway
    “There is no friend as loyal as a book.”
    ― Ernest Hemingway
    tags: books, friends, novelist-quotes
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  • #27
    Jeff Zentner
    “If you're going to live, you might as well do painful, brave, and beautiful things.”
    ― Jeff Zentner, The Serpent King
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  • #28
    Jeff Zentner
    “What you call pride, I call courage.”
    ― Jeff Zentner, The Serpent King
    tags: courage, pride
    33 likes



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