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  • #1
    Groucho Marx
    “I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.”
    Groucho Marx

  • #2
    Patricia C. Wrede
    “Well, of all the bacon-brained, sapskulled, squirish, buffle-headed nodcocks!”
    Patricia C. Wrede, Magician's Ward

  • #3
    Jane Austen
    “I do not want people to be very agreeable, as it saves me the trouble of liking them a great deal.”
    Jane Austen, Jane Austen's Letters

  • #4
    Jane Austen
    “The person, be it gentleman or lady, who has not pleasure in a good novel, must be intolerably stupid.”
    Jane Austen, Northanger Abbey

  • #5
    Jane Austen
    “You pierce my soul. I am half agony, half hope...I have loved none but you.”
    Jane Austen, Persuasion

  • #6
    Jane Austen
    “It is only a novel... or, in short, only some work in which the greatest powers of the mind are displayed, in which the most thorough knowledge of human nature, the happiest delineation of its varieties, the liveliest effusions of wit and humour, are conveyed to the world in the best-chosen language”
    Jane Austen, Northanger Abbey

  • #7
    Jane Austen
    “Run mad as often as you choose, but do not faint!”
    Jane Austen, Love and Freindship

  • #8
    Jane Austen
    “No man is offended by another man's admiration of the woman he loves; it is the woman only who can make it a torment.”
    Jane Austen, Northanger Abbey

  • #9
    Jane Austen
    “A family of ten children will be always called a fine family, where there are heads and arms and legs enough for the number.”
    Jane Austen, Northanger Abbey

  • #10
    Jane Austen
    “And such is your definition of matrimony and dancing. Taken in that light, certainly their resemblance is not striking; but I think I could place them in such a view. You will allow that in both man has the advantage of choice, woman only the power of refusal; that in both it is an engagement between man and woman, formed for the advantage of each; and that when once entered into, they belong exclusively to each other till the moment of its dissolution; that it is their duty each to endeavor to give the other no cause for wishing that he or she had bestowed themselves elsewhere, and their best interest to keep their own imaginations from wandering towards the perfections of their neighbors, or fancying that they should have been better off with any one else.”
    Jane Austen, Northanger Abbey

  • #11
    Jane Austen
    “Beware how you give your heart.”
    Jane Austen, Northanger Abbey

  • #12
    Patricia C. Wrede
    “Well,” said the frog, “what are you going to do about it?”

    “Marrying Therandil? I don’t know. I’ve tried talking to my parents, but they won’t listen, and neither will Therandil.”

    “I didn’t ask what you’d said about it,” the frog snapped. “I asked what you’re going to do. Nine times out of ten, talking is a way of avoiding doing things.”
    Patricia C. Wrede, Dealing with Dragons

  • #13
    Patricia C. Wrede
    “The efficiency of the cleaning solution in liquefying wizards suggested the operation of an antithetical principal,which-"
    "Did you have to get him started?" Cimorene asked reproachfully.”
    Patricia C. Wrede, Calling on Dragons

  • #14
    Patricia C. Wrede
    “Kim was more than a little inclined to snarl at him, but in the past few days she had learned that snarling at Mairelon did little good. He simply smiled and corrected her grammar.”
    Patricia C. Wrede, A Matter of Magic

  • #15
    Patricia C. Wrede
    “They always do the same thing - come in, ask for a meal, hide, and then run off with a harp or a bag full of money the minute I fall asleep,' Dobbilan said. 'And they're always named Jack. Always. We've lived in this castle for twenty years, and every three months, regular as clockwork, one of those boys shows up, and there's never been a Tom, Dick, or Harry among 'em. Just Jacks. The English have no imagination.”
    Patricia Wrede, Searching for Dragons

  • #16
    Patricia C. Wrede
    “You mean I'm going to have to do a spell in front of a bunch of toffs?" Kim said, outraged that no one had mentioned this before she had agreed to this come-out.
    "Yes, exactly", Lady Wendall said serenely. "You and Richard have plenty of time to design something that will reflect your unique background, as well as demonstrating your abilities as a wizard. I am looking forward to seeing what you decide upon."
    "I could pick everyone's pockets at once with magic, "Kim said, still disgruntled. "That'd 'reflect my unique background', all right".”
    Patricia C. Wrede, Magician's Ward

  • #17
    Patricia C. Wrede
    “I loved getting my M. B. A., and I really enjoyed being an accountant and financial analyst before I quit my day job twenty-five years ago to write full time. I just liked writing more…plus, I knew even then that as a full-time writer, I'd get plenty of chances to do business-type stuff, while as an accountant, I probably wouldn't get a lot of opportunities to write about dragons.”
    Patricia C. Wrede

  • #18
    Patricia C. Wrede
    “Master Richard!” Hunch’s voice was not loud, but it expressed volumes of scandalized disapproval.
    Mairelon paused and looked up. “What is it?”
    “You ain’t going to just—” Hunch stopped and looked at Kim. “Not with ‘er standing there!”
    “Oh, is that all that’s bothering you?” Mairelon looked at Kim and grinned. “Turn your back, child; you’re offending Hunch’s proprieties.”
    Kim flushed, as much from surprise as embarrassment, and turned away. “I ain’t no child,” she muttered under her breath.
    “Under the circumstances, that’s so much the worse,” Mairelon replied cheerfully.”
    Patricia C. Wrede, Mairelon the Magician

  • #19
    Patricia C. Wrede
    “I most certainly can deny it. Of course, if I did, I'd be lying." Mairelon”
    Patricia C. Wrede, Magician's Ward

  • #20
    Patricia C. Wrede
    “I see you've decided to take my advice after all, Richard." Lady Wendall's amused voice said from somewhere above and behind him. "Marrying your ward is *exactly* the sort of usual scandal I had in mind: I wonder it didn't occur to me before.”
    Patricia C. Wrede, A Matter of Magic

  • #21
    Patricia C. Wrede
    “You're always in the kitchen," Alianora said when she poked her head through the door a moment later. "Or the library. Don't you ever do anything but cook and read?”
    Patricia C. Wrede, Dealing with Dragons

  • #22
    Douglas Adams
    “The story so far:
    In the beginning the Universe was created.
    This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.”
    Douglas Adams, The Restaurant at the End of the Universe

  • #23
    If one cannot enjoy reading a book over and over again, there is no use
    “If one cannot enjoy reading a book over and over again, there is no use in reading it at all.”
    Oscar Wilde

  • #24
    Groucho Marx
    “Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.”
    Groucho Marx, The Essential Groucho: Writings For By And About Groucho Marx

  • #25
    Groucho Marx
    “When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun'.”
    Groucho Marx

  • #26
    Groucho Marx
    “From the moment I picked up your book until I put it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.”
    Groucho Marx

  • #27
    Groucho Marx
    “Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.”
    Groucho Marx

  • #28
    Aaron Allston
    “Tomer: “What's this?”
    Cabinet: “Wt's ths?”
    Wedge: “Cabinet.”
    Tomer: “I know it's a cabinet, but it's talking.”
    Cabinet: “...ts tlkng”
    Janson: “Oh that. It's the Catann Minister of Crawling Into Very Small Spaces.”
    Tycho: “He bet Wedge he could fold himself in the that cabinet, around the shelves and all.”
    Hobbie: “Never bet against Wedge. The Minister gets to stay in there until he admits that it was a stupid bet and that Wedge doesn't owe him anything.”
    Aaron Allston, Starfighters of Adumar: Star Wars Legends

  • #29
    Aaron Allston
    “No, General. I'm not your subordinate. And what I'm coming dangerously close to is violence.
    -General Wedge Antilles”
    Aaron Allston, Starfighters of Adumar

  • #30
    Aaron Allston
    “I marked their location in case Kell wanted to blow them up or something.”
    “I don’t have to blow up everything I see. I just like to.”
    Aaron Allston, Wraith Squadron



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