Wolfy > Wolfy's Quotes

“The grown-up who says they know what they’re doing is a grown-up who’s lying. She smiled, and that was when she knew she wasn’t a grown-up. Not yet..... Because she knew what to do.”
― Paul Krueger, Last Call at the Nightshade Lounge

“The best way to keep a secret is to make sure no one knows you're keeping one.”
― Paul Krueger, Last Call at the Nightshade Lounge

“It reminds me of an old joke: What did the Zombie say to the whore?"
I looked at him blankly. "Um....what?"
He winked. "Keep the tip.”
― Diana Rowland, My Life as a White Trash Zombie

“Still, waking up this early was just wrong. “Why can’t people be reasonable and only die after eleven A.M.?” I whined.”
― Diana Rowland, My Life as a White Trash Zombie

“And that old “If you need anything, let me know,” is also a total crock. You hear people say it all the time, but then you never see anyone actually call up the person who said it and say, “Hey, remember when you said to let you know if I needed anything? Well, I’m feeling really overwhelmed. Could you please come clean my kitchen, because if I could have a clean kitchen, I’d feel like I had a bit of a head start.” You’ll never hear someone say that, because then the person asking the other person to clean their kitchen is seen as a helpless, incompetent dick.

What would be so much better would be for the person who spouted the useless “if you need anything just ask” platitude to fucking go over to the person’s house and clean their goddamn kitchen without being asked. Go over and say, “Hey, you go take care of your kid or your work, or go take a fucking nap. And when you get done, you’ll have a clean kitchen. And, no, you don’t owe me a goddamn thing. Someday the shoe will be on the other foot, okay?”
― Diana Rowland, My Life as a White Trash Zombie

“But then again, I was about as far from touchy-feely as you could get. Unless you’re fucking me, don’t put your hands on me.”
― Diana Rowland, My Life as a White Trash Zombie

“Just because I'm insane doesn't mean I have to act all crazy.”
― Diana Rowland, My Life as a White Trash Zombie

“Zombie Super Powers, Activate!”
― Diana Rowland, My Life as a White Trash Zombie

“Honestly, Im having trouble with the fact that youre having difficulty believing us. You are the only one in the room levitating.”
― Dakota Cassidy, Accidentally Demonic

“Roses are the fast food of flowers.”
― Paul Krueger, My Best Friend's Exorcism / Last Call at the Nightshade Lounge [Exclusive Chaplet]

“Guns are great for killing stuff that follows the laws of biology. Do skinless demons that nosh on your life force sound like something you can classify with binomial nomenclature?”
― Paul Krueger, Last Call at the Nightshade Lounge

“..... The easiest fight to lose is a fair one. You might think you're a hot-shit bartender, little Whelan, but I know what this girl can do. She's saved your ass before. I guarantee she won't hesitate to kick a dent in it this time, either. And she'll have help.”
― Paul Krueger, Last Call at the Nightshade Lounge

“Let's carpe the hell out of this diem.”
― Alexandra Bracken, The Darkest Minds

“We'll just have to try to make better mistakes tomorrow.”
― Alexandra Bracken, The Darkest Minds

“Oh, I'm sorry," Chubs said, 'apparently the middle of my sentence interrupted the beginning of yours. Do continue.”
― Alexandra Bracken, Never Fade

“When a girl cries, few things are more worthless than a boy.”
― Alexandra Bracken, The Darkest Minds

“Never, never, never. I am never going to forget you.”
― Alexandra Bracken, The Darkest Minds

“Cause, frankly, the way I see it, you and me? Inevitable.”
― Alexandra Bracken, The Darkest Minds

“That was not like riding a bike, you asshole!”
― Alexandra Bracken, The Darkest Minds

“Look, Laszlo. I'll have the dentist with me, and I don't want to alarm her any more than necessary. So take Vanna out of the backseat and stick her in the trunk."

Shanna halted. Her mouth dropped open. Her throat seized up, making it hard to breathe.

I don't care how much crap you have in the trunk. We're not driving around with a naked body in the car."

Oh no! She gasped for air. He was a hit man.”
― Kerrelyn Sparks, How to Marry a Millionaire Vampire

“You’re only a mouse if you let them make you one.”
― Christina Henry, Alice

“There was comfort in ignorance, in thinking the world a certain way and not knowing any different.”
― Christina Henry, Alice

“Gregori strutted toward the door. "I'm too sexy for my cape, too sexy for my fangs. Too sexy." He whirled in a circle, then struck a disco pose with a hand pointing at the ceiling. "Too sexy!" He left with a flourish of his cape.”
― Kerrelyn Sparks, How to Marry a Millionaire Vampire

“Gregori jolted back. "Snap! You couldn't control one measly mortal?"
Roman clenched his fists. "No."
Gregori slapped a hand against his brow. "Snap!"
"Why the hell are you snapping? Are you a turtle?" It was times like this that firing Gregori
seemed to be the wise choice.”
― Kerrelyn Sparks, How to Marry a Millionaire Vampire

“Roman might have survived the Great Vampire War of 1710, but he was about to face an even worse terror.
A mortal female in full rage.”
― Kerrelyn Sparks, How to Marry a Millionaire Vampire

“She's easy to use." Laszlo pointed at the doll's neck. "You remove the clamp, insert the small funnel, select two quarts of your favorite blood from Romatech Industries, and fill her up."

I see. Does she light up when she's running low?"

Laszlo frowned. "I suppose I could put in an indicator light-”
― Kerrelyn Sparks, How to Marry a Millionaire Vampire

“Oh yeah. It would be terrible for you to have only one working fang. Your friends might want to call you Lefty”
― Kerrelyn Sparks, How to Marry a Millionaire Vampire

“Was this, I wondered, what it felt like to be a grown-up? Did you always feel the weight of things on you, your cares pressing you down like a burden you could never shake? No wonder Peter could fly. He had no worries to weight him to the earth.”
― Christina Henry, Lost Boy: The True Story of Captain Hook

“She must start believing in impossible things, for impossible things kept appearing before her eyes.”
― Christina Henry, Alice

“That was the trouble with not being right in the head. You couldn’t always tell if your eyes were telling the truth.”
― Christina Henry, Alice