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    Kurt Vonnegut Jr.
    “To be is to do - Socrates

    To do is to be - Sartre

    Do Be Do Be Do - Sinatra”
    ― Kurt Vonnegut
    tags: humor
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    Jean-Paul Sartre
    “If you're lonely when you're alone, you're in bad company.”
    ― Jean-Paul Sartre
    tags: loneliness, solitude
    4531 likes

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    Jean-Paul Sartre
    “Words are loaded pistols.”
    ― Jean-Paul Sartre
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    Dr. Seuss
    “Sometimes the questions are complicated and the answers are simple.”
    ― Dr. Seuss
    tags: attributed-no-source
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    George Carlin
    “The planet is fine. The people are fucked.”
    ― George Carlin
    tags: funny, humanity, humor
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    George Carlin
    “Some people see things that are and ask, Why?
    Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why not?
    Some people have to go to work and don't have time for all that.”
    ― George Carlin
    tags: dreams, humor
    2239 likes

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    George Carlin
    “Meow” means “woof” in cat.”
    ― George Carlin
    tags: animals, cats, dogs, humor, language
    2148 likes

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    George Carlin
    “I like it when a flower or a little tuft of grass grows through a crack in the concrete. It's so fuckin' heroic.”
    ― George Carlin
    tags: grass, hero, heroism, individualism, individuality, nature
    2471 likes

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    George Carlin
    “Scratch any cynic and you will find a disappointed idealist.”
    ― George Carlin
    tags: cynicism, disillusionment, idealism
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    George Carlin
    “Some people see the glass half full. Others see it half empty.
    I see a glass that's twice as big as it needs to be.”
    ― George Carlin
    tags: perspective
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    George Carlin
    “I have lots of ideas. Trouble is, most of them suck. ”
    ― George Carlin
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    George Carlin
    “I was thinking about how people seem to read the bible a lot more as they get older, and then it dawned on me—they’re cramming for their final exam.”
    ― George Carlin
    tags: death, getting-older, religion
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    George Carlin
    “Is a vegetarian permitted to eat animal crackers?”
    ― George Carlin
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    George Carlin
    “There's a humorous side to every situation. The challenge is to find it.”
    ― George Carlin
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    Charles Bukowski
    “You have to die a few times before you can really
    live.”
    ― Charles Bukowski, The People Look Like Flowers at Last
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    Charles Bukowski
    “The problem with the world is that the intelligent people are full of doubts, while the stupid ones are full of confidence.”
    ― Charles Bukowski
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    Charles Bukowski
    “I wanted the whole world or nothing.”
    ― Charles Bukowski, Post Office
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    Charles Bukowski
    “An intellectual says a simple thing in a hard way. An artist says a hard thing in a simple way.”
    ― Charles Bukowski
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    Charles Bukowski
    “Find what you love and let it kill you.”
    ― Charles Bukowski
    tags: love
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    Woody Allen
    “I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.”
    ― Woody Allen
    tags: death, fear, humor, life
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    Woody Allen
    “To you, I'm an atheist.
    To God, I'm the loyal opposition.”
    ― Woody Allen
    tags: absurd, atheism, humor
    1954 likes

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    Woody Allen
    “If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything very innovative.”
    ― Woody Allen
    tags: inspirational-quotes
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    Woody Allen
    “I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government.”
    ― Woody Allen
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    Albert Camus
    “You will never be happy if you continue to search for what happiness consists of. You will never live if you are looking for the meaning of life.”
    ― Albert Camus
    tags: attributed-no-source, happiness, meaning-of-life
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    Louis C.K.
    “Self-love is a good thing but self-awareness is more important. You need to once in a while go ‘Uh, I’m kind of an asshole.”
    ― Louis C.K.
    tags: asshole, awareness, importance, life, self-hate, self-love
    139 likes

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    Louis C.K.
    “What happens after you die?" "Lot's of things happen after you die - they just don't involve you.”
    ― Louis C.K.
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    Louis C.K.
    “Everything's amazing right now, and nobody's happy.”
    ― Louis C.K., Hopeless
    tags: amazing, ck, funny, louis
    90 likes

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    Lenny Bruce
    “If Jesus had been killed twenty years ago, Catholic school children would be wearing little electric chairs around their necks instead of crosses.”
    ― Lenny Bruce
    184 likes

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    Lenny Bruce
    “If you can't say "Fuck" you can't say, "Fuck the government.”
    ― Lenny Bruce
    tags: censorship, fuck, government, profanity
    280 likes

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    Lenny Bruce
    “Every day people are straying away from the church and going back to God.”
    ― Lenny Bruce
    tags: god, jesus, organized-religion, religion
    272 likes



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