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#1

“Great. We're all bloody inspired,” Newt answered, then pointed over his shoulder, towards the Maze.”
― James Dashner, The Maze Runner

tags: humor-inspirational

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#2

“Zart the fart, you start.”
― james dashner, The Maze Runner

tags: the-maze-runner

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#3

“They called you the Glue"
"The Glue?"
"Yeah. Probably because you're kind of the glue that holds us all together”
― James Dashner, The Scorch Trials

tags: friendship, james-dashner, maze-runner, newt, the-scorch-trials, thomas

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#4

“Shouldn't someone give a pep talk or something?' Minho asked...
"Go ahead," Newt replied.
Minho nodded and faced the crowd. 'Be careful,' he said dryly. 'Don't die.'
Thomas would have laughed if he could, but he was too scared for it to come out.
'Great. We're all bloody inspired,' Newt answered.”
― James Dashner, The Maze Runner

tags: clever, comical, funny, hilarious, ironic, irony, witty

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#4

“You get lazy, you get sad. Start givin' up. Plain and simple.”
― James Dashner, The Maze Runner

tags: work-ethic

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#5

“Order," Newt continued. "Order. You say that bloody word over and over in your shuck head. Reason we're all sane around here is 'cause we work our butts off and mantain order. Order's the reason we put Ben out--can't have loonies runnin' around tryin' to kill people, now can we? Order. Last thing we need is you screwin' that up.”
― James Dashner, The Maze Runner

tags: newt, order

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#6

“What's going on?" Newt asked, looking back and forth between Thomas and Aris. "Why're you guys looking at each other like you just fell in love?”
― James Dashner, The Scorch Trials

tags: aris, humor, newt, thomas

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#7

“Didn't know you could measure distance so well with nothing but you bloody eyeballs”
― James Dashner, The Scorch Trials

tags: humorous

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#8

“What was that shuck thing?" -Minho
"Magic goop that eat's people's heads, that's what it bloody was." -Newt”
― James Dashner, The Scorch Trials

tags: maze-runner, minho, newt

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#9

“You are the shuckiest shuck faced shuck in the world!”
― James Dashner, The Maze Runner

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#10

“If you ain’t scared… you ain’t human.”
― James Dashner, The Maze Runner

tags: alby

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#11

“Just follow me and run like your life depends on it. Because it does.”
― James Dashner, The Maze Runner

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#12

“Rose took my nose, I suppose”
― James Dashner, The Scorch Trials

tags: the-scorch-trials-humour

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#13

“Yeah, right," Minho said. "And Frypan's gonna start having little babies, Winston'll get rid of his monster acne, and Thomas here'll actually smile for once."
Thomas turned to Minho and exaggerated a fake smile. "There, you happy?"
"Dude," he responded. "You are one ugly shank.”
― James Dashner, The Scorch Trials

tags: minho, the-scorch-trials, you-are-one-ugly-shank

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#14

“I was just kidding, shuck-face," Minho said. "Let's all go over there. She could have an army of psycho girl ninjas hiding in that shack of hers."

"Psycho girl ninjas?" Newt repeated, his voice showing he was surprised, if not annoyed, by Minho's additude.”
― James Dashner, The Scorch Trials

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#15

“He whipped out his sheet, then pulled it over himself and wrapped it tightly around his face like an old woman in a shawl.
'How do I look?'
'Like the ugliest shanky girl I’ve ever seen,' Minho responded. 'You better thank the gods above you were born a dude.'
'Thanks.”
― James Dashner, The Scorch Trials

tags: humor, minho, old-ladies, scorch-trials, shanks

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#17

“Can you do that?” Thomas asked.
“Huh?”
“Kill someone three times.”
“I’d figure out a way.”
― James Dashner, The Scorch Trials

tags: jorge, scorch-trials, thomas

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#18

“Sometimes I wonder," Thomas murmured.
"Wonder what?"
"If being alive matters. If being dead might be a lot easier.”
― James Dashner, The Scorch Trials

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#19

“Shuck it,” Minho responded. “I’m tougher than nails. I could still kick your pony-lovin’ butt with twice this pain.”
Thomas shrugged. “I do love ponies. Wish I could eat one right now.”
― James Dashner, The Scorch Trials

tags: humor, minho, pony-lover, scorch-trials

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#20

“Rose took my nose, I suppose,” he repeated; the bubble of phlegm in his throat made a disgusting crackle. “And it really blows.”
― James Dashner, The Scorch Trials

tags: cranks, humor, humour, rose-took-my-nose, the-scorch-trials

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#21

“Little booooooy," the man said, a taunting and creepy call. Definitely him - Thomas couldn't forget that voice. "Little girrrrrrrrl. Come out come out make a sound make sound. I want your noses.”
― James Dashner, The Scorch Trials

tags: brenda, crank-city, noses, thomas

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#22

“Kill me. If you’ve ever been my friend, kill me.”
― James Dashner, The Death Cure

tags: newt, thomas

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#23

“Did Thomas the boring slinthead actually make a joke?”
― James Dashner, The Scorch Trials

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#24

“Minho looked at Thomas, a serious expression on his face. "If I don't see you on the other side," he said in a sappy voice, "remember that I love you.”
― James Dashner, The Death Cure

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#25

“Awww," Minho said. "That's almost as sweet as that time she slammed the end of a spear into your shuck face.”
― James Dashner, The Death Cure

tags: humor, sarcasm

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#26

“Dude, you tried to slice my you-know-what's off!"
Thomas laughed, something that he hadn't done in a long time. He welcomed it happily. "Too bad I didn't. Could've saved the world from future little Minhos.”
― James Dashner, The Death Cure

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#27

“Sometimes they do things to make me do the opposite of what they think, I think, they think, I am going to do.”
― James Dashner, The Death Cure

tags: double-negatives

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#28

“Thank you for being my friends”
― James Dashner, The Death Cure

tags: newt

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#29

“Please, Tommy, Please.”
― James Dashner, The Death Cure

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#30

“You're either the bravest kid I've ever met or plain crazy.”
― James Dashner, The Death Cure

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