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    Kami Garcia
    “You're so full of crap, you could pass for a toilet.”
    ― Kami Garcia, Beautiful Creatures
    tags: humor, insult, toilet-humor
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    Cassandra Clare
    “I can only assume," said Jace, "that mortal emotions amuse you because you have none of your own.”
    ― Cassandra Clare, City of Ashes
    tags: humor, insult, jace-wayland
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    Ayn Rand
    “Don't fool yourself, my dear. You're much worse than a bitch. You're a saint. Which shows why saints are dangerous and undesirable.”
    ― Ayn Rand, The Fountainhead
    tags: insult, saints
    590 likes

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    Brigham Young
    “He who takes offense when no offense is intended is a fool, and he who takes offense when offense is intended is a greater fool.”
    ― Brigham Young
    tags: inspirational, insult, rage
    300 likes

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    George Bernard Shaw
    “The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech.”
    ― George Bernard Shaw
    tags: insult, talkative
    295 likes

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    Christopher Moore
    “I've seen more intelligence in the crotch lice of harem whores.”
    ― Christopher Moore, Practical Demonkeeping
    tags: humor, insult
    178 likes

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    Derek Landy
    “I swear, talking to you is like talking to a really good-looking and mildly stupid brick wall.”
    ― Derek Landy, Death Bringer
    tags: brick-wall, dumb-people, humor, humorous, insult, stupidity, vampire, vampire-boyfriend
    231 likes

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    Sherman Alexie
    “I used to think the world was broken down by tribes,' I said. 'By Black and White. By Indian and White. But I know this isn't true. The world is only broken into two tribes: the people who are assholes and the people who are not.”
    ― Sherman Alexie, The Absolutely True Diary of a Part-Time Indian
    tags: humor, insightful, inspirational, insult
    460 likes

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  • #9
    William Shakespeare
    “Out of my sight! Thou dost infect mine eyes.”
    ― William Shakespeare, Richard III
    tags: hatred, insult
    291 likes

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    Muhammad Ali
    “If they can make penicillin out of moldy bread, then they can sure make something out of you.”
    ― Muhammad Ali
    tags: boxing, insult
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    Samuel Taylor Coleridge
    “Sir, I admit your general rule,
    That every poet is a fool,
    But you yourself may serve to show it,
    That every fool is not a poet.”
    ― Samuel Taylor Coleridge
    tags: insult, poetry
    180 likes

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    David Eddings
    “My Lord, I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offense against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fir which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornement for a human face. Is it possible that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat? -Mandorallen”
    ― David Eddings
    tags: insult, the-belgariad
    133 likes

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  • #13
    “Use a condom. The world doesn't need another you.”
    ― Carroll Bryant
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    George Eliot
    “Hurt, he'll never be hurt--he's made to hurt other people.”
    ― George Eliot, Silas Marner
    tags: insult
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    George Washington
    “If we desire to avoid insult, we must be able to repel it; if we desire to secure peace, one of the most powerful instruments of our rising prosperity, it must be known, that we are at all times ready for War.”
    ― George Washington, The Writings of George Washington from the Original Manuscript Sources 1745-1799 Volume 39 (General Index O-Z List of Letters) - Leather Bound
    tags: defense, insult, peace, prosperity, war
    68 likes

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    George R.R. Martin
    “The man is as useless as nipples on a breastplate.”
    ― George R.R. Martin, A Feast for Crows
    tags: insult, simile, witty
    235 likes

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    Oscar Levant
    “Every time I look at you I get a fierce desire to be lonesome.”
    ― Oscar Levant
    tags: insult
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    Michael Bassey Johnson
    “When people complain of your complexity, they fail to remember that they made fun of your simplicity.”
    ― Michael Bassey Johnson
    tags: alone, antisocial, attitude, breakup, childish, childishness, complain, complaining, complexity, difficult-person, disregard, fail, fun, insult, insults, open-minded, peculiarity, people, rejection, remember, simplicity, snob, social-life, squabble, underate, underestimate, underestimation
    130 likes

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    Tucker Max
    “8:58 We go to McDonald's. The woman in front of me in line spends more than five seconds contemplating her order. This infuriates me, "WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING FOR?? MC-SEABASS?? IT'S THE GODDAMN MCDONALDS'S MENU, IT'S BEEN THE SAME FOR TEN YEARS! IT'S ALL MCSHIT!JUST ORDER!”
    ― Tucker Max, I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell
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    Israelmore Ayivor
    “Free your life from the fangs of gossips by not associating yourself with them. Anyone who helps you to gossip about someone can also help someone to gossip about you.”
    ― Israelmore Ayivor
    tags: bad-friends, bad-talks, deceive, disgrace, evil-talk, friends, friendship, good-friendship, gossip, gossips, insult
    92 likes

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    Reinhold Niebuhr
    “God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference.”
    ― Reinhold Niebuhr
    tags: inspirational, serenity-prayer
    607 likes



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