Ava Jones > Ava's Quotes

“Just give me a second. Attempting to give a fuck...Attempting harder to give a fuck...Sorry, there was an error; fuck not given.”
― Suzanne Wright, Feral Sins

“Wouldn’t you like to slip into something more comfortable though? Perhaps a coma?”
― Suzanne Wright, Feral Sins

“She's one of those people who are like Slinkies."
"Slinkies?"
"Yeah. Basically useless, but they make you smile when you push them down the stairs.”
― Suzanne Wright, Feral Sins

“So many books, so little time.”
― Frank Zappa

“If you want to know what a man's like, take a good look at how he treats his inferiors, not his equals.”
― J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

“Oh no, honey, I'm an angel, I swear. The horns are only there to hold up the halo.”
― Suzanne Wright, Feral Sins

“Erections don’t equal personal growth, Trey”
― Suzanne Wright, Feral Sins

“I'm not tired. I'm just checking my eyelids for holes. It could take a while”
― Suzanne Wright, Feral Sins

“Greta: At one point, you practically stalked poor Dante.

Jamie: Stalked? No, I just watched him. At night. From behind a bush. Using night-vision googles.”
― Suzanne Wright, Wicked Cravings

“Name.” It was a demand this time, not a question...
“Fuck you.”
“Good name. I like it. Easy to remember. Mind if I call you Fuck for short?”
― Suzanne Wright, Wicked Cravings

“she was a sarcastic bitch and when she was pissed off the sarcasm took on a life of it's own.”
― Suzanne Wright, Feral Sins

“I miss you, all right.” “You should. I’m fucking awesome.”
― Suzanne Wright, Burn

“Jamie: Maybe you could stop being a neat freak and ease off with barking orders at me.
Dante: I resent the neat-freak statement. And I do not bark.
Jamie: Sure you don't, Popeye.
Dante: And it wouldn't kill you to use the shoe rack. I mean, it's right by the door.
Jamie: Stop putting my CD's in chronological order, and I'll work on the shoe rock thing.
Dante: How about alphabetical order?
Jamie: How about you go to therapy?”
― Suzanne Wright, Wicked Cravings

“How could you be attracted to someone who made you so pissed off that you’d considered burning their balls with a lighter?”
― Suzanne Wright, Here Be Sexist Vampires

“Fight because you don't know how to die quietly. Win because you don't know how to lose. This king's ruled long enough—it's time to tear his castle down.”
― Nora Sakavic, The King's Men

“I am a bad person trying very hard to be a good person.”
― Nora Sakavic, The Raven King

“He was their family. They were his. They were worth every cut and bruise and scream.”
― Nora Sakavic, The Raven King

“I didn't think I was a personal problem. You hate me, remember?" "Every inch of you," Andrew said. "That doesn't mean I wouldn't blow you." The world tilted a little bit sideways. Neil dug his shoes harder into the floor so he wouldn't fall over. "You like me." "I hate you," Andrew corrected him, but Neil barely heard him.”
― Nora Sakavic, The King's Men

“As he slipped the lock into place again he realized his hand was trembling. He held up his shaky fingers where he could see them better and wondered at the equally weak flutter in his chest.

Hope was a dangerous, disquieting thing, but he thought perhaps he liked it.”
― Nora Sakavic, The Foxhole Court

“You know," Clary said, "most psychologists agree that hostility is really just sublimated sexual attraction.”
― Cassandra Clare, City of Bones

“If I wasn’t mated, and wasn’t straight, and you were a Mage, and we hadn’t made that pact for friendship’s sake, I would totally screw you.”
― Scarlett Dawn, King Hall

“Open your eyes, sweetheart. I want you to see who’s fucking you senseless.”
― Scarlett Dawn, King Cave