Jeffrey Parson > Jeffrey's Quotes

“Mentioning violence to Bruce was like mentioning chocolate sauce to a six-year-old.”
― Robert Muchamore, Shadow Wave

“I'd like to have a business card saying: Bruce Norris kicked your arse.”
― Robert Muchamore, The Recruit

“This is tough but CHERUB's are tougher”
― Robert Muchamore, The Recruit

“A terrorist doesn't let strangers into her flat because they might be undercover police or intelligence agents, but her children bring their mates home and they run all over the place

The terrorist doesn't know that one of these kids has bugged every room in her house, made copies of all her computer files and stolen her address book.
The kid works for CHERUB

CHERUB agents are aged between 10 and 17. They live in the real world, slipping under adult radar and getting information that sends criminals and terrorists to jail.”
― Robert Muchamore, The Recruit

“For official purposes, these children do not exist.”
― Robert Muchamore

“That's the trouble with the world we live in. It's full of people just doing their job and ignoring what's really going on. Care about the rainforest until they get a couple of kids and enough money for a gas guzzling car, or some hardwood dining furniture. Watch all those wildlife programmes and coo over the furry animals, but still eat meat and poultry that was raised in conditions of unbelievable cruelty.”
― Robert Muchamore

“No tiene nada de heroico resultar herido por una cuestión de orgullo.”
― Robert Muchamore, The Recruit

“Politicians are a lot like five-year-olds. You know: one day they’re best friends and five minutes later they’re rolling around in the sandpit biting chunks out of each other.”
― Robert Muchamore, The General

“hey its Uberunicorn here, im uploading my accountant for the first time! :D yay! im only uploading the books ive read in a short time: jan-dec, so i might not have so many books online j8st yet... - Uberunicorn, this one called cherub the recruit! Y X 3!!!”
― Robert Muchamore, The Recruit

“Nunca puedes predecir lo que pasará en una pelea. Si eres lo bastante estúpido como para iniciar una, serás culpable de lo que ocurra, sea intencionado o no.”
― Robert Muchamore, The Recruit

“Me and Curtis here just busted out of Arizona Max.”
― Robert Muchamore, Maximum Security

“For two years, he’d seen brutality and suffering, as the Nazis turned Europe into a gigantic slave camp. But here, in a little orphanage in the back of beyond, he’d found something that had actually got better.”
― Robert Muchamore, The Prisoner

“Guests wishing to stay longer should be warned that their rooms may explode.”
― Robert Muchamore, Black Friday

“Samantha Jennings sat next to him. Teachers thought Samantha was fantastic: always volunteering for stuff, neat uniform, glossed nails. She did all her diagrams with three different colored pens and covered her textbooks in wrapping paper so they looked extra smart. But”
― Robert Muchamore, The Recruit

“James grabbed one of the curtains and used it to wipe the dog crap off his leg.”
― Robert Muchamore, The Recruit

“Keep your hair on, mate,’ Kevin said chirpily as he jumped off the table. ‘Oh wait, you haven’t got any, have you …”
― Robert Muchamore, The General

“What a bunch of geeks,’ James whispered. ‘I bet these dudes don’t even fart.”
― Robert Muchamore, The Killing

“The right”
― Robert Muchamore, The Recruit

“What happens when an irresistible force hits an immovable object?”
― Robert Muchamore, The Fall

“You can't make an omelette without cracking eggs”
― robert muchamore, The Recruit

“be in touch before the end of the day.”
― Robert Muchamore, Secret Army

“These items ranged from an old gent who wanted a monthly fishing magazine to a brash old lady who requested a particular brand of toilet paper because, The stuff they give you in here leaves your arsehole as red as a radish. After”
― Robert Muchamore, Divine Madness

“— Et si j’obtiens de bons résultats, on pourra se faire un petit braquage pendant les vacances d’été ?”
― Robert Muchamore, Hors la loi

“Sounds like a good laugh. You can count me in!”
― Robert Muchamore, One Shot Kill: Book 6

“The woman scowled so hard, he half expected a laser beam to shoot out of her eyes. ‘This”
― Robert Muchamore, Class A

“drugs.”
― Robert Muchamore, The Recruit

“The north of Islington,’ Ning said. ‘Some place called Nebraska House.’ *”
― Robert Muchamore, Lone Wolf

“If a wolf attacks his sheep, the shepherd kills the wolf, but he eats the sheep when he's hungry.”
― Charlie Higson, The Enemy

“If you want to know what a man's like, take a good look at how he treats his inferiors, not his equals.”
― J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

“Life has no remote....get up and change it yourself!”
― Mark A. Cooper, Operation Einstein