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  • #1
    Aldous Huxley
    “Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored.”
    Aldous Huxley, Complete Essays, Vol. II: 1926-1929

  • #2
    Zelda Fitzgerald
    “Nobody has ever measured, not even poets, how much the heart can hold.”
    Zelda Fitzgerald

  • #3
    Terry Pratchett
    “Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life.”
    Terry Pratchett, Jingo

  • #4
    Georgette Heyer
    “No one could have called Mr. Standen quick-witted, but the possession of three sisters had considerably sharpened his instinct of self-preservation.”
    Georgette Heyer, Cotillion

  • #5
    Georgette Heyer
    “Well, sir, do you mean to remain there, commending my father’s taste in wine, or do you mean to accompany me to Ashtead?”
    “Set off for Ashtead at this hour, when I have been traveling for two days?” said Sir Horace. “Now, do, my boy, have a little common sense! Why should I?”
    “I imagine that your parental feeling, sir, must provide you with the answer! If it does not, so be it! I am leaving immediately!”
    “What do you mean to do when you reach Lacy Manor?” asked Sir Horace, regarding him in some amusement.
    “Wring Sophy’s neck!” said Mr. Rivenhall savagely.
    “Well, you don’t need my help for that, my dear boy!” said Sir Horace, settling himself more comfortably in his chair.”
    Georgette Heyer, The Grand Sophy

  • #6
    Elizabeth Peters
    “Humor is an excellent method of keeping a tight rein on unproductive displays of emotion.”
    Elizabeth Peters, The Hippopotamus Pool

  • #7
    Elizabeth Peters
    “It is much more sensible to be an optimist instead of a pessimist, for if one is doomed to disappointment, why experience it in advance?”
    Elizabeth Peters, The Snake, the Crocodile and the Dog

  • #8
    Quentin Crisp
    “The young always have the same problem - how to rebel and conform at the same time. They have now solved this by defying their parents and copying one another.”
    Quentin Crisp

  • #9
    Erma Bombeck
    “Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth.”
    Erma Bombeck

  • #10
    Eoin Colfer
    “I am charging you with the protection of my mother and friends, not to mention keeping my younger self off the Internet. He is as dangerous as Opal.”
    Eoin Colfer, The Time Paradox

  • #11
    Jonathan Stroud
    “Her clarity gave her purpose and her purpose gave her clarity.”
    Jonathan Stroud, The Ring of Solomon

  • #12
    Jonathan Stroud
    “Bartimaeus: "A small piece of advice," I said "it isn't wise to be rude to someone bigger than you, especially when they've just trapped you under a boulder."
    Imp: "You can stick your advice up...."

    This brief pause replaces a short, censored episode, characterized by bad language and some sadly necessary violence. When we pick up the story again, everything is as before, except that I am perspiring slightly and the contrite imp is the model of cooperation.

    Bartimaeus: "I'll ask again: who is Rupert Deveraeux?"
    Imp: "He's the British Prime Minister, oh Most Bounteous and Merciful one.”
    Jonathan Stroud, The Amulet of Samarkand

  • #13
    Jonathan Stroud
    “Okay...' I hurried on. 'But why me?'
    'You're a girl,' Lockwood called. 'Aren't you supposed to be more sensitive?'
    'To emotions, yes. To nuances of human behavior. Not necessarily to secret passages in a wall.'
    'Oh, it's much the same thing.”
    Jonathan Stroud, The Screaming Staircase

  • #14
    Jonathan Stroud
    “Stanley went on, "highly dangerous, fanatical and additictied to violence'- Blimey Fred, is it your mother writing this? They seem to know you so well”
    Jonathan Stroud, The Golem's Eye

  • #15
    Jonathan Stroud
    “Woman, man, mole, maggot – they’re all the same, when all’s said and done, except for slight variations in cognitive ability.”
    Jonathan Stroud, The Amulet of Samarkand

  • #16
    Jonathan Stroud
    “A dozen more questions occurred to me. Not to mention twenty-two possible solutions to each one, sixteen resulting hypotheses and counter-theorems, eight abstract speculations, a quadrilateral equation, two axioms, and a limerick. That's raw intelligence for you.”
    Jonathan Stroud, Ptolemy's Gate

  • #17
    Jonathan Stroud
    “Can you define "plan" as "a loose sequence of manifestly inadequate observations and conjectures, held together by panic, indecision, and ignorance"? If so, it was a very good plan.”
    Jonathan Stroud, The Ring of Solomon

  • #18
    Jonathan Stroud
    “Watch where you leave your victims! I stubbed my toe on that.”
    Jonathan Stroud, The Amulet of Samarkand

  • #19
    Jonathan Stroud
    “Much has happened since last we met, Bartimaeus," he went on. "Do you remember how we parted?"
    "No." I did.
    "You set light to me, old friend. Struck a match and left me burning in a copse."
    The crow shifted uneasily beneath the cleaver."That's a gesture of endearment in some cultures. Some hug, some kiss, some set each other on fire in small patches of woodland...”
    Jonathan Stroud, Ptolemy's Gate

  • #20
    Jonathan Stroud
    “He was a worried man (I'm stretching the term a bit here, I know. By now, in his mid to late teens, he might just about have passed for a man. When seen from behind. At a distance. On a very dark night).”
    Jonathan Stroud, Ptolemy's Gate

  • #21
    Jonathan Stroud
    “Burned and squashed to death in a silver vat of soup. There must be worst ways to go. But not many.”
    Jonathan Stroud, Ptolemy's Gate

  • #22
    Jonathan Stroud
    “We communicated with pithy, rather monosyllabic thoughts: viz. Run, Jump, Where? Left, Up, Duck, ect. (This latter was an observation I made on the edge of a lake. Nathaniel unfortunately took it as a command, which resulted in our temporary immersion.) We didn't ever quite say Ug, but it was a close-run thing.”
    Jonathan Stroud, Ptolemy's Gate

  • #23
    Jonathan Stroud
    “Pardon me, Highness, a women waits whithout."
    "Whithout what?”
    Jonathan Stroud, Ptolemy's Gate

  • #24
    Jonathan Stroud
    “Really?"
    "No. I'm being ironic. Or is it sarcastic? I can never remember."
    "Irony's cleverer, so you're probably being sarcastic.”
    Jonathan Stroud, The Screaming Staircase
    tags: wit

  • #25
    Erma Bombeck
    “Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the 'Titanic' who waved off the dessert cart.”
    Erma Bombeck

  • #26
    Erma Bombeck
    “I am not a glutton - I am an explorer of food”
    Erma Bombeck

  • #27
    Erma Bombeck
    “Housework can kill you if done right.”
    Erma Bombeck

  • #28
    Erma Bombeck
    “The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with only a loaf of bread are three billion to one.”
    Erma Bombeck

  • #29
    Erma Bombeck
    “When a child is locked in the bathroom with water running and he says he's doing nothing but the dog is barking, call 911. ”
    Erma Bombeck

  • #30
    Erma Bombeck
    “All of us have moments in out lives that test our courage. Taking children into a house with a white carpet is one of them. ”
    Erma Bombeck



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