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“God bless the rain, and the storm clouds that bring it.
God bless the music, and the voices that sing it.
God bless the ones who sing everything wrong.
God bless the creatures who do not belong.
God bless the hearts and the souls who are grieving
For those who have left, and for those who are leaving.
God bless each perishing body and mind,
God bless all creatures remaining behind.
God bless the dreamers whose dreams have awoken.
God bless the lovers whose hearts have been broken.
God bless each soul that is tortured and taunted,
God bless all creatures alone and unwanted.”
― Dav Pilkey

“two wrongs dont make a right”
― Dav Pilkey, Captain Underpants and the Attack of the Talking Toilets

“trallalala”
― Dav Pilkey, Ricky Ricotta's Mighty Robot vs. the Jurassic Jackrabbits from Jupiter

“What happened at the end of our last story is something called misdirection. It's what happens when you are led to believe that something is true, but in reality it's not true at all. Misdirection happens a lot in real life- especially in politics, history, education, medicine, marketing, science, religion, and the Oprah Winfrey Network.”
― Dav Pilkey, Captain Underpants and the Revolting Revenge of the Radioactive Robo-Boxers

“Never trust anyone, Daniel, especially the people you admire. Those are the ones who will make you suffer the worst blows.”
― Dav Pilkey, Kat Kong

“It’s YOUR story, kid. You can color it any way you want.”
― Dav Pilkey, Grime and Punishment

“sometimes the smallest things can often make the biggest difference”
― Dav Pilkey, Collaborations

“If the reality you've constructed for yourself and your family can be shattered by a children's book, maybe children's books aren't the problem.”
― Dav Pilkey

“It's not enough to just be good. We gotta do good! Even if things get scary!”
― Dav Pilkey, For Whom the Ball Rolls

“That's easy for you to say! You're just a kid. You don't know what a rotten, horrible place this world can be. It can be so cold...so cruel...so unforgiving..."
"Papa...That's why we need to be good.”
― Dav Pilkey, Lord of the Fleas

“we're better when we work together”
― Dav Pilkey, Collaborations

“Ice women diary: A witches tin key.”
― Dav Pilkey

“Welcome to my world, Melvin! Girls have to work harder than boys... and we still get less!!! Less respect... less money... less freedom... less opportunities... and dopes like you never even notice!!!”
― Dav Pilkey, Perspectives

“Sometimes the smallest things can often make the biggest difference.”
― Dav Pilkey

“We have love, and that's all we need, right Papa?”
― Dav Pilkey