Gregory > Gregory's Quotes

“God put me on earth to accomplish certain things. Right now, I’m so far behind, I’ll never die.”
― Bill Watterson

“Mom and dad say I should make my life an example of the principles I believe in. But every time I do, they tell me to stop it.”
― Bill Watterson

“That's the whole problem with science. You've got a bunch of empiricists trying to describe things of unimaginable wonder.”
― Bill Watterson

“If good things lasted forever, would we appreciate how precious they are?”
― Bill Watterson, It's a Magical World

“Leave it to a girl to take all the fun out of sex discrimination.”
― Bill Watterson, The Essential Calvin and Hobbes: A Calvin and Hobbes Treasury

“The problem with people is that they're only human.”
― Bill Watterson

“Mothers are the necessity of invention.”
― Bill Watterson

“Good friends are hard to come by.. I need more money.”
― Bill Watterson

“Verbing weirds language.”
― Bill Watterson, Calvin and Hobbes

“It's surprising how hard we'll work when the work is done just for ourselves.”
― Bill Watterson