“...right," I say, clicking my pen. "I'd rather die than do a skit about
Inferno, so there's that."
"You know it?" he asks.
"What?"
"Like, have you read it?" Matt has a quiet, husky voice. He rushes through words as if he's not allowed to be talking.
"Just excerpts, but I know the plot," I say. "Basically, Virgil gives Dante this guided tour of the nine circles of hell, and Dante wanders around judging people and fainting a ton. Which is kinda like, it seems sorta dangerous to drop unconscious in hell of all places, but I guess my experience there is limited, so.”
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Riley Redgate,
Seven Ways We Lie