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“The capacity for friendship is God's way of apologizing for our families.”
― Jay McInerney, The Last of the Savages

“You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.”
― Pat Monahan

“And next time you're planning to injure yourself to get me attention, just remember that a little sweet talk works wonders.”
― Cassandra Clare, City of Bones

“Aren’t they supposed to be hiring someone else to train me full-time anyway?”
“Yes,” he said, getting up and pulling her to her feet along with him,“ and I’m worried that if you get into the habit of making out with your instructors, you’ll wind up making out with him, too.”
“ Don’t be sexist. They could find me a female instructor.”
“In that case you have my permission to make out with her, as long as I can watch.”
― Cassandra Clare, City of Fallen Angels

“Look, did you ask me to come all the way uptown just so you could stare at me like I was something in a petri dish? Next time I'll send you a photo."
"And I'll frame it and put it on my nightstand," said Jace.”
― Cassandra Clare, City of Glass

“If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?”
― Abraham Lincoln

“If a black cat crosses your path, it signifies that the animal is going somewhere.”
― Groucho marx

“Practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect, so why practice?”
― Kurt Cobain

“I find my life is a lot easier the lower I keep my expectations.”
― Bill Watterson

“Telling an introvert to go to a party is like telling a saint to go to Hell.”
― Criss Jami, Killosophy

“When in doubt, look intelligent.”
― Garrison Keillor

“In my next life I want to live my life backwards. You start out dead and get that out of the way. Then you wake up in an old people's home feeling better every day. You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, and then when you start work, you get a gold watch and a party on your first day. You work for 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You party, drink alcohol, and are generally promiscuous, then you are ready for high school. You then go to primary school, you become a kid, you play. You have no responsibilities, you become a baby until you are born. And then you spend your last 9 months floating in luxurious spa-like conditions with central heating and room service on tap, larger quarters every day and then Voila! You finish off as an orgasm!”
― Woody Allen

“Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.”
― Woody Allen