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    Erin Hunter
    “Keep your eyes open, Fireheart. Keep your ears pricked. Keep looking behind you. Because one day I'll find you, and then you'll be crowfood.”
    ― Erin Hunter, Forest of Secrets
    tags: erin, fireheart, firepaw, firestar, hunter, threat, tigerclaw, tigerstar, warning, warriors
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    Brandon Sanderson
    “You see, that is the sad, sorry, terrible thing about sarcasm.

    It's really funny.”
    ― Brandon Sanderson, Alcatraz Versus the Evil Librarians
    tags: humor, sarcasm
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    Jim Butcher
    “Are you always a smartass?'

    Nope. Sometimes I'm asleep.”
    ― Jim Butcher, Blood Rites
    tags: humor, impudence, sarcasm, smartass
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    Neil Gaiman
    “We...we could be friends.'

    We COULD be rare specimens of an exotic breed of dancing African elephants, but we're not. At least, I'M not.”
    ― Neil Gaiman, Coraline
    tags: cats, friends, sarcasm
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  • #5
    Shannon Hale
    “I don't know how you persist in being so stubborn-"
    "It's a superpower. I was bitten by a radioactive mule.”
    ― Shannon Hale, The Actor and the Housewife
    tags: humor, retort, sarcasm, stubborn, superpower
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    Suzanne Collins
    “Katniss: 'What about you? Ive seen you in the market. You can lift hundred pound bags of flour'. I snap at him
    Tell him that. Thats not nothing.
    Peeta: Yes and Im sure the arena will be full of bags of flour for me to chuck at people.”
    ― Suzanne Collins, The Hunger Games
    tags: humor, sarcasm
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    Eoin Colfer
    “Who are you?" he asked.
    I am the future queen of this world, at the very least. You may refer to me as Mistress Koboi for the next five minutes. After that you may refer to me as Aaaaarrrrgh, hold your throat, die screaming, and so on.”
    ― Eoin Colfer, The Time Paradox
    tags: evil-overlord, fun, humor, megalomania, world-domination
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    Eoin Colfer
    “That was horrible. Horrible. That poor little guy."
    Pex was unrepentant. "Yeah, well, he asked for it. Calling us ... all those things."
    But---buried alive! That's like in that horror movie. Y'know -- the one with all the horror."
    I think I saw that one. With all the words going up on the screen at the end?"
    Yeah, that was it. Tell you the truth, those words kinda ruined it for me.”
    ― Eoin Colfer, The Eternity Code
    tags: cinema, horror-movies, humor, killers, stupidity
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  • #9
    Eoin Colfer
    “We're being lead by an idiot with a crayon.”
    ― Eoin Colfer, The Arctic Incident
    tags: humor
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  • #10
    Eoin Colfer
    “Really, I'm trying to care, Artemis, really. But I thought it was all supposed to be over when the fat lady sings. Well, she's singing, but it doesn't appear to be over”
    ― Eoin Colfer
    tags: artemis, colfer, colony, demons, eoin, fowl, humor, lost
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    Eoin Colfer
    “Look!" said Foaly, pointing with some urgency into the vast steel-gray gloom, "Someone who cares!”
    ― Eoin Colfer, The Atlantis Complex
    tags: artemis-fowl, foaly, humor, humour
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  • #12
    Eoin Colfer
    “Orion:"Oh, how I pray that dragon will turn 'round so that I may smite it."
    Foaly: "Smite it with what? Your secret birthmark?"
    Orion: "Don't you mock my birthmark, which I may or may not have.”
    ― Eoin Colfer, The Atlantis Complex
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    Eoin Colfer
    “The only other scenario that could explain everything, up to and including your own bizarre apperance, is a convoluted conspiracy theory involving the Russian Mafia and a crack team of plastic surgeons.”
    ― Eoin Colfer, The Eternity Code
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    Eoin Colfer
    “I feel a little dizzy," said Orion. "But also wonderfully elated. I feel that I am on the verge of finding a rhyme for the word orange."

    "Oxygen deprivation," said Foaly. "Or maybe it's just him.”
    ― Eoin Colfer, The Atlantis Complex
    tags: foaly, orange, orion, rhyme
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    Eoin Colfer
    “Orion sniffed. "Good. Then, worthy centaur, perhaps you could give me a ride to the village on your way back. Then I can make a few pennies wth my verses while you build us a shack and perform circus tricks for passersby."
    This was such a surprising statement that Foaly briefly considered jumping into the hole to get away.”
    ― Eoin Colfer, The Atlantis Complex
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    Eoin Colfer
    “He threw his head back and sang, "'I am a centaur, yes, a centaur is what I am.' It's not like you to wax, Artemis"

    "Foaly is singing," said Holly. "Surely that's illegal?”
    ― Eoin Colfer, The Atlantis Complex
    tags: foaly, holly, illegal, singing
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    Eoin Colfer
    “Butler snapped his fingers. "Focus, Artemis! Time enough for your Atlantis Complex later. We have the Atlantis Trench outside that door and six miles of water above it. If you want to stay alive, you need to stay alert." He turned to Holly. "This is ridiculous. I'm pulling the plug."

    Holly's mouth was a tight line as she shook her head. "Navy rules, Butler. You're on my boat, you follow my orders."

    "As I remember, I brought the boat."

    "Yes, thanks for bringing my boat.”
    ― Eoin Colfer, The Atlantis Complex
    tags: artemis, boat, butler, holly, orders
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    Eoin Colfer
    “You guys looking for my dad? People are always, like, looking for him, and he's never around. Daddy is so not here. And I mean that literally and spiritually.”
    ― Eoin Colfer, The Eternity Code
    tags: artemis-fowl, humor, juliet
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    Eoin Colfer
    “I am not exuding anything," said Holly through gritted teeth.

    Orion tapped her shoulder. "I beg to differ. You're exuding right now, a wonderful aura. It's pastel blue with little dolphins.”
    ― Eoin Colfer, The Atlantis Complex
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  • #20
    Eoin Colfer
    “It's like learning to ride a unicorn. You never forget.”
    ― Eoin Colfer, Artemis Fowl
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  • #21
    Eoin Colfer
    “I'm the nut!”
    ― Eoin Colfer, The Atlantis Complex
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  • #22
    Eoin Colfer
    “Trust me. I haven't been wrong yet.”
    ― Eoin Colfer
    tags: artemis-fowl-jr
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  • #23
    Eoin Colfer
    “If I win, I'm a prodigy. If I lose then I'm mad. That's the way history is written”
    ― Eoin Colfer, Artemis Fowl
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  • #24
    “Chocolate is a vegetable. Honest.”
    ― Ashok Banker
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  • #25
    It is our choices, Harry, that show what we truly are, far more than our
    “It is our choices, Harry, that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities.”
    ― J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
    tags: abilities
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    J.K. Rowling
    “To the well-organized mind, death is but the next great adventure.”
    ― J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone
    tags: death, dumbledore, harry, inspirational, philosophers-stone, ron, sorcerers-stone
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  • #27
    “If you were half as funny as you think you are, you'd be twice as funny as you really are.”
    ― H.N. Turteltaub, The Sacred Land
    tags: misattributed-cassandra-clare, misattributed-jace
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  • #28
    Steve Martin
    “A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.”
    ― Steve Martin
    tags: humor, obvious, simile
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  • #29
    Albert Einstein
    “Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.”
    ― Albert Einstein
    tags: attributed-no-source, human-nature, humor, infinity, philosophy, science, stupidity, universe
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  • #30
    Mae West
    “You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.”
    ― Mae West
    tags: humor, life
    119058 likes



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