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  • #1
    Jim  Butcher
    “We are not going to die."

    Butters stared up at me, pale, his eyes terrified. "We're not?"

    "No. And do you know why?" He shook his head. "Because Thomas is too pretty to die. And because I'm too stubborn to die." I hauled on the shirt even harder. "And most of all because tomorrow is Oktoberfest, Butters, and polka will never die.”
    Jim Butcher, Dead Beat

  • #2
    Jim  Butcher
    “You're in America now," I said. "Our idea of diplomacy is showing up with a gun in one hand and a sandwich in the other and asking which you'd prefer.”
    Jim Butcher, Turn Coat

  • #3
    Jim  Butcher
    “You rush a miracle worker, you get lousy miracles!”
    Jim Butcher, Small Favor

  • #4
    Jim  Butcher
    “Think of every fairy-tale villainess you've ever heard of. Think of the wicked witches, the evil queens, the mad enchantresses. Think of the alluring sirens, the hungry ogresses, the savage she-beasts. Think of them and remember that somewhere, sometime, they've all been real.

    Mab gave them lessons.”
    Jim Butcher, Small Favor

  • #5
    Jim  Butcher
    “Hope is a force of nature. Don't let anyone tell you different.”
    Jim Butcher, Changes

  • #6
    Jim  Butcher
    “Wizards and computers get along about as well as flamethrowers and libraries.”
    Jim Butcher, Changes

  • #7
    Jim  Butcher
    “If you can't stop the bad thoughts from coming to visit, at least you can make fun of them while they're hanging around.”
    Jim Butcher, Turn Coat

  • #8
    Jim  Butcher
    “Harry Dresden. Saving the world, one act of random destruction at a time.”
    Jim Butcher, Mean Streets

  • #9
    Jim  Butcher
    “There's a fine line between audacity and idiocy.”
    Jim Butcher, Turn Coat

  • #10
    Jim  Butcher
    “And thrice do I say to thee...bite me.”
    Jim Butcher

  • #11
    Jim  Butcher
    “You can have everything in the world, but if you don't have love, none of it means crap," he said promptly. "Love is patient. Love is kind. Love always forgives, trusts, supports, and endures. Love never fails. When every star in the heavens grows cold, and when silence lies once more on the face of the deep, three things will endure: faith, hope, and love."

    And the greatest of these is love," I finished. "That's from the Bible."

    First Corinthians, chapter thirteen," Thomas confirmed. "I paraphrased. Father makes all of us memorize that passage. Like when parents put those green yucky-face stickers on the poisonous cleaning products under the kitchen sink.”
    Jim Butcher, Blood Rites

  • #12
    Jim  Butcher
    “Hell's holy stars and freaking stones shit bells.”
    Jim Butcher, Blood Rites

  • #13
    Jim  Butcher
    “That’s the problem with you nearly immortal types,” I said. “You couldn’t spot a pop culture reference if it skittered up and implanted an embryo down your esophagus.”
    Jim Butcher, Small Favor

  • #14
    Jim  Butcher
    “Kincaid! Bolshevik Muppet!”
    Jim Butcher, Blood Rites

  • #15
    Jim  Butcher
    “Like “love,” “hope” is one of those ridiculously disproportional words that by all rights should be a lot longer.”
    Jim Butcher, Turn Coat

  • #16
    Jim  Butcher
    “Have you ever been approached by a grim-looking man, carrying a naked sword with a blade about ten miles long in his hand, in the middle of the night, beneath the stars on the shores of Lake Michigan? If you have, seek professional help. If you have not, then believe you me, it can scare the bejeezus out of you.”
    Jim Butcher, Storm Front

  • #17
    Jim  Butcher
    “On the whole, we're a murderous race. According to Genesis, it took as few as four people to make the planet too crowded to stand, and the first murder was a fratricide. Genesis says that in a fit of jealous rage, the very first child born to mortal parents, Cain, snapped and popped the first metaphorical cap in another human being. The attack was a bloody, brutal, violent, reprehensible killing. Cain's brother Abel probably never saw it coming. As I opened the door to my apartment, I was filled with a sense of empathic sympathy and intuitive understanding. For freaking Cain.”
    Jim Butcher, Dead Beat

  • #18
    Jim  Butcher
    “Let's get something clear up front. I'm not Harry Dresden. Harry's a wizard. A genuine, honest-to-goodness wizard. He's Gandalf on crack and an IV of Red Bull, with a big leather coat and a .44 revolver in his pocket. He'll spit in the eye of gods and demons alike if he thinks it needs to be done, and to hell with the consequences -- and yet somehow my little brother manages to remain a decent human being. I'll be damned if I know how. But then, I'll be damned regardless. My name is Thomas Raith, and I'm a monster.”
    Jim Butcher, Backup

  • #19
    Jim  Butcher
    “Night wasn't so much falling as sharpening its claws.”
    Jim Butcher, Turn Coat

  • #20
    Jim  Butcher
    “But they were doughnuts of darkness. Evil, damned doughnuts, tainted by the spawn of darkness . . . . . . which could obviously be redeemed only by passing through the fiery, cleansing inferno of a wizardly digestive tract.”
    Jim Butcher, Skin Game

  • #21
    Jim  Butcher
    “The next time I opened my eyes, I was in the morgue.
    This, all by itself, is enough to really ruin your day.
    I was lying on the examining table, and Butters, complete with his surgical gown and his tray of autopsy instruments, stood over me.
    'I'm not dead!' I sputtered. 'I'm not dead!”
    Jim Butcher, Death Masks

  • #22
    Terry Pratchett
    “DON'T THINK OF IT AS DYING, said Death. JUST THINK OF IT AS LEAVING EARLY TO AVOID THE RUSH.”
    Terry Pratchett, Good Omens: The Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter, Witch

  • #23
    Terry Pratchett
    “All right," said Susan. "I'm not stupid. You're saying humans need... fantasies to make life bearable."

    REALLY? AS IF IT WAS SOME KIND OF PINK PILL? NO. HUMANS NEED FANTASY TO BE HUMAN. TO BE THE PLACE WHERE THE FALLING ANGEL MEETS THE RISING APE.

    "Tooth fairies? Hogfathers? Little—"

    YES. AS PRACTICE. YOU HAVE TO START OUT LEARNING TO BELIEVE THE LITTLE LIES.

    "So we can believe the big ones?"

    YES. JUSTICE. MERCY. DUTY. THAT SORT OF THING.

    "They're not the same at all!"

    YOU THINK SO? THEN TAKE THE UNIVERSE AND GRIND IT DOWN TO THE FINEST POWDER AND SIEVE IT THROUGH THE FINEST SIEVE AND THEN SHOW ME ONE ATOM OF JUSTICE, ONE MOLECULE OF MERCY. AND YET—Death waved a hand. AND YET YOU ACT AS IF THERE IS SOME IDEAL ORDER IN THE WORLD, AS IF THERE IS SOME...SOME RIGHTNESS IN THE UNIVERSE BY WHICH IT MAY BE JUDGED.

    "Yes, but people have got to believe that, or what's the point—"

    MY POINT EXACTLY.”
    Terry Pratchett, Hogfather

  • #24
    Terry Pratchett
    “It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.”
    Terry Pratchett, The Last Continent



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