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  • #1
    Terry Pratchett
    “If you don't turn your life into a story, you just become a part of someone else's story.”
    Terry Pratchett, The Amazing Maurice and His Educated Rodents

  • #2
    Terry Pratchett
    “The intelligence of that creature known as a crowd is the square root of the number of people in it.”
    Terry Pratchett, Jingo

  • #3
    Terry Pratchett
    “The enemy isn't men, or women, it's bloody stupid people and no one has the right to be stupid.”
    Terry Pratchett, Monstrous Regiment

  • #4
    Terry Pratchett
    “Zoology, eh? That's a big word, isn't it."

    "No, actually it isn't," said Tiffany. "Patronizing is a big word. Zoology is really quite short.”
    Terry Pratchett, The Wee Free Men

  • #5
    Terry Pratchett
    “Night poured over the desert. It came suddenly, in purple. In the clear air, the stars drilled down out of the sky, reminding any thoughtful watcher that it is in the deserts and high places that religions are generated. When men see nothing but bottomless infinity over their heads they have always had a driving and desperate urge to find someone to put in the way.”
    Terry Pratchett , Jingo

  • #6
    Terry Pratchett
    “What kind of man would put a known criminal in charge of a major branch of government? Apart from, say, the average voter.”
    Terry Pratchett, Going Postal

  • #7
    Terry Pratchett
    “Real children do not go hoppity skip unless they are on drugs.”
    Terry Pratchett, Hogfather

  • #8
    Terry Pratchett
    “No, what he didn't like about heroes was that they were usually suicidally gloomy when sober and homicidally insane when drunk.”
    Terry Pratchett, The Color of Magic

  • #9
    Terry Pratchett
    “I believe you find life such a problem because you think there are good people and bad people. You're wrong, of course. There are, always and only, the bad people, but some of them are on opposite sides.
    Terry Pratchett, Guards! Guards!

  • #10
    Terry Pratchett
    “And sin, young man, is when you treat people like things.”
    Terry Pratchett, Carpe Jugulum

  • #11
    Terry Pratchett
    “There was this about vampires : they could never look scruffy. Instead, they were... what was the word... deshabille. It meant untidy, but with bags and bags of style.”
    Terry Pratchett, Monstrous Regiment

  • #12
    Terry Pratchett
    “The secret is not to dream," she whispered. "The secret is to wake up. Waking up is harder. I have woken up and I am real. I know where I come from and I know where I'm going. You cannot fool me any more. Or touch me. Or anything that is mine.”
    Terry Pratchett, The Wee Free Men

  • #13
    Terry Pratchett
    “Just because you can explain it doesn't mean it's not still a miracle.”
    Terry Pratchett, Small Gods

  • #14
    Terry Pratchett
    “Open your eyes and then open your eyes again.”
    Terry Pratchett, The Wee Free Men

  • #15
    Terry Pratchett
    “Gods don't like people not doing much work. People who aren't busy all the time might start to think.”
    Terry Pratchett, Small Gods

  • #16
    Terry Pratchett
    “There's always a story. It's all stories, really. The sun coming up every day is a story. Everything's got a story in it. Change the story, change the world.”
    Terry Pratchett, A Hat Full of Sky

  • #17
    Terry Pratchett
    “I'm not the world's greatest expert, but I would have thought that the wizards, witches, trolls, unicorns, ... broomsticks and spells would have given her a clue?' - when J.K. Rowling insisted she wasn't writing fantasy.”
    Terry Pratchett

  • #18
    Terry Pratchett
    “The stories never said why she was wicked. It was enough to be an old woman, enough to be all alone, enough to look strange because you have no teeth. It was enough to be called a witch. If it came to that, the book never gave you the evidence of anything. It talked about "a handsome prince"... was he really, or was it just because he was a prince that people called handsome? As for "a girl who was as beautiful as the day was long"... well, which day? In midwinter it hardly ever got light! The stories don't want you to think, they just wanted you to believe what you were told...”
    Terry Pratchett, The Wee Free Men

  • #19
    Terry Pratchett
    “I can see we're going to get along like a house on fire," said Miss Tick. "There may be no survivors.”
    Terry Pratchett, The Wee Free Men

  • #20
    Terry Pratchett
    “And then Jack chopped down what was the world's last beanstalk, adding murder and ecological terrorism to the theft, enticement, and trespass charges already mentioned, and all the giant's children didn't have a daddy anymore. But he got away with it and lived happily ever after, without so much as a guilty twinge about what he had done...which proves that you can be excused for just about anything if you are a hero, because no one asks inconvenient questions.”
    Terry Pratchett, Hogfather

  • #21
    Terry Pratchett
    “The Ephebians believed that every man should have the vote (provided that he wasn't poor, foreign, nor disqualified by reason of being mad, frivolous, or a woman). Every five years someone was elected to be Tyrant, provided he could prove that he was honest, intelligent, sensible, and trustworthy. Immediately after he was elected, of course, it was obvious to everyone that he was a criminal madman and totally out of touch with the view of the ordinary philosopher in the street looking for a towel. And then five years later they elected another one just like him, and really it was amazing how intelligent people kept on making the same mistakes.”
    Terry Pratchett, Small Gods

  • #22
    Terry Pratchett
    “...it is well known that a vital ingredient of success is not knowing that what you're attempting can't be done.”
    Terry Pratchett, Equal Rites

  • #23
    Terry Pratchett
    “The reason that clichés become clichés is that they are the hammers and screwdrivers in the toolbox of communication.”
    Terry Pratchett, Guards! Guards!

  • #24
    Terry Pratchett
    “The only thing known to go faster than ordinary light is monarchy, according to the philosopher Ly Tin Wheedle. He reasoned like this: you can't have more than one king, and tradition demands that there is no gap between kings, so when a king dies the succession must therefore pass to the heir instantaneously. Presumably, he said, there must be some elementary particles -- kingons, or possibly queons -- that do this job, but of course succession sometimes fails if, in mid-flight, they strike an anti-particle, or republicon. His ambitious plans to use his discovery to send messages, involving the careful torturing of a small king in order to modulate the signal, were never fully expanded because, at that point, the bar closed.”
    Terry Pratchett, Mort

  • #25
    Terry Pratchett
    “Look, that's why there's rules, understand? So that you think before you break 'em.”
    Terry Pratchett, Thief of Time

  • #26
    Terry Pratchett
    “The phrase 'Someone ought to do something' was not, by itself, a helpful one. People who used it never added the rider 'and that someone is me'.”
    Terry Pratchett, Hogfather

  • #27
    Terry Pratchett
    “History isn't like that. History unravels gently, like an old sweater. It has been patched and darned many times, reknitted to suit different people, shoved in a box under the sink of censorship to be cut up for the dusters of propaganda, yet it always - eventually - manages to spring back into its old familar shape. History has a habit of changing the people who think they are changing it. History always has a few tricks up its frayed sleeve. It's been around a long time.”
    Terry Pratchett, Mort

  • #28
    Terry Pratchett
    “It was amazing how many friends you could make by being bad at things, provided you were bad enough to be funny.”
    Terry Pratchett, Reaper Man

  • #29
    Terry Pratchett
    “There should be a word for that brief period just after waking when the mind is full of warm pink nothing. You lie there entirely empty of thought, except for a growing suspicion that heading towards you, like a sockful of damp sand in a nocturnal alleyway, are all the recollections you'd really rather do without, and which amount to the fact that the only mitigating factor in your horrible future is the certainty that it will be quite short. ”
    Terry Pratchett, Mort

  • #30
    Terry Pratchett
    “It is important that we know where we come from, because if you do not know where you come from, then you don't know where you are, and if you don't know where you are, you don't know where you're going. And if you don't know where you're going, you're probably going wrong.”
    Terry Pratchett, I Shall Wear Midnight



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