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#1

“Reality continues to ruin my life.”
― Bill Watterson, The Complete Calvin and Hobbes

tags: calvin-and-hobbes, humor, life

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#2

“You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocket ship underpants don't help.”
― Bill Watterson

tags: bad-day, calvin-and-hobbes, luck

2893 likes

#3

“I'm killing time while I wait for life to shower me with meaning and happiness.”
― Bill Watterson

tags: calvin-and-hobbes, humor, life

2726 likes

#4

“There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.”
― Bill Watterson

tags: idleness, time, wasting-time

1547 likes

#5

“You know what's weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change, but pretty soon...everything's different.”
― Bill Watterson

tags: change-life

1300 likes

#6

“That's the difference between me and the rest of the world! Happiness isn't good enough for me! I demand euphoria!”
― Bill Watterson, Weirdos From Another Planet: Calvin & Hobbes Series: Book Six

tags: ecstasy, happiness

940 likes

#7

“If people sat outside and looked at the stars each night, I'll bet they'd live a lot differently. ”
― Bill Watterson

843 likes

#8

“I find my life is a lot easier the lower I keep my expectations.”
― Bill Watterson

tags: expectations, humor

705 likes

#9

“I think we dream so we don't have to be apart so long. If we're in each other's dreams, we can play together all night.”
― Bill Watterson

tags: dreams-calvin-and-hobbes

513 likes

#10

“Rainy days should be spent at home with a cup of tea and a good book.”
― Bill Watterson, The Calvin and Hobbes Tenth Anniversary Book

tags: books, comfort, rain, reading, tea

691 likes

#11

“Calvin: Life's a lot more fun when you aren't responsible for your actions.”
― Bill Watterson, The Complete Calvin and Hobbes

tags: calvin-and-hobbes

426 likes

#12

“I've been thinking Hobbes"
"On a weekend?"
"Well, it wasn't on purpose”
― Bill Watterson

tags: calvin-and-hobbes

395 likes

#13

“I try to make everyone's day a little more surreal.”
― Bill Watterson, The Essential Calvin and Hobbes: A Calvin and Hobbes Treasury

tags: humore

384 likes

#14

“If you can't win by reason, go for volume.”
― Bill Watterson

tags: arguments, humor, loudness, reason

276 likes

#15

“A day can really slip by when you're deliberately avoiding what you're supposed to do.”
― Bill Watterson, There's Treasure Everywhere

tags: avoidance, calvin, calvin-and-hobbes, procrastination

307 likes

#16

“CALVIN:
As usual goodness hardly puts up a fight.”
― Bill Watterson

tags: life

191 likes

#17

“I say, if your knees aren’t green by the end of the day, you ought to seriously re-examine your life.”
― Bill Watterson

tags: calvin, hobbes

161 likes

#18

“I thought my life would seem more interesting with a musical score and a laugh track. ”
― Bill Watterson

153 likes

#19

“The secret to enjoying your job is to have a hobby that's even worse”
― Bill Watterson, It's a Magical World

tags: humor

151 likes

#20

“Yakka foob mog. Grug pubbawup zink wattoom gazork. Chumble spuzz. I love loopholes.”
― Bill Watterson, There's Treasure Everywhere

tags: humor

107 likes

#21

“I keep forgetting that rules are only for little nice people.”
― Bill Watterson, The Complete Calvin and Hobbes

101 likes

#22

“Everybody I know fails the acid test of friendship.”
― Bill Watterson, The Days Are Just Packed: Calvin & Hobbes Series: Book Twelve

tags: humor-friends

89 likes

#23

“I'm crying because out there he's gone, but he's not gone inside me.”
― Bill Watterson

88 likes

#24

“It's a magical world, Hobbes, ol' buddy... Let's go exploring!”
― Bill Watterson, It's a Magical World

95 likes

#25

“Life is full of surprises, but never when you need one.”
― Bill Watterson

tags: disappointment, surprises

84 likes

#26

“I wonder where we go when we die?”
“…Pittsburgh?”
“You mean if we’re good or if we’re bad?”
― Bill Watterson

tags: calvin-and-hobbes

66 likes

#27

“From now on I’ll connect the dots my own way.”
― Bill Watterson

tags: inspirational

67 likes

#28

“Good friends are hard to come by.. I need more money.”
― Bill Watterson

46 likes

#29

“Until you stalk and overrun, you cannot devour anyone.

-Hobbes”
― Bill Watterson

tags: advice, calvin-and-hobbes, humor

44 likes

#30

“If you do the job badly enough, sometimes you don't get asked to do it again.”
― Bill Watterson, Homicidal Psycho Jungle Cat

tags: humor, work

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