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    Winston S. Churchill
    “A joke is a very serious thing.”
    ― Winston S. Churchill
    tags: humor, life
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    “If I was your wife, I would poison your coffee."

    "Madam, if I was your husband, I would drink it!”
    ― Lady Astor and Winston Churchill
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    Orson Welles
    “Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what’s for lunch.”
    ― Orson Welles
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    George Carlin
    “The planet is fine. The people are fucked.”
    ― George Carlin
    tags: funny, humanity, humor
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    Terry Pratchett
    “No! Please! I'll tell you whatever you want to know!" the man yelled.
    "Really?" said Vimes. "What's the orbital velocity of the moon?"
    "What?"
    "Oh, you'd like something simpler?”
    ― Terry Pratchett, Night Watch
    tags: absurd, humor, interrogation, police
    1973 likes

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    Alan Moore
    “My experience of life is that it is not divided up into genres; it’s a horrifying, romantic, tragic, comical, science-fiction cowboy detective novel. You know, with a bit of pornography if you're lucky.”
    ― Alan Moore
    tags: life
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    Mario Puzo
    “The strength of a family, like the strength of an army, lies in its loyalty to each other.”
    ― Mario Puzo
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    “One person's craziness is another person's reality.”
    ― Tim Burton
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    Alan Moore
    “Everybody has their story to tell.”
    ― Alan Moore, V for Vendetta
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    Walt Disney Company
    “It's kind of fun to do the impossible.”
    ― Walt Disney
    tags: inspirational
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    Eric Roth
    “Our lives are defined by opportunities, even the ones we miss.”
    ― Eric Roth, The Curious Case of Benjamin Button Screenplay
    tags: life, missed-chances, opportunities
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    “I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it.”
    ― S.G. Tallentyre, The Friends of Voltaire
    tags: disagreement, evelyn-beatrice-hall, freedom-of-speech, freedom-of-thought, misattributed-to-voltaire
    1772 likes

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    Christopher Moore
    “People, generally, suck.”
    ― Christopher Moore, The Stupidest Angel: A Heartwarming Tale of Christmas Terror
    tags: humor
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    George V. Higgins
    “This life’s hard, but it’s harder if you’re stupid.”
    ― George V. Higgins, The Friends of Eddie Coyle
    tags: humor, life, misattributed-john-wayne
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    Oscar Wilde
    “I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best.”
    ― Oscar Wilde
    tags: humor, taste
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    Alan Moore
    “Don't leave home without your sword - your intellect.”
    ― Alan Moore
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    Alan Moore
    “There's a notion I'd like to see buried: the ordinary person. Ridiculous. There is no ordinary person.”
    ― Alan Moore, Watchmen
    tags: normalcy
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    Hunter S. Thompson
    “The Edge... There is no honest way to explain it because the only people who really know where it is are the ones who have gone over.”
    ― Hunter S. Thompson, Hell's Angels
    tags: brinksmanship, crazy, crisis, insanity
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    Hunter S. Thompson
    “We can't stop here, this is bat country!”
    ― Hunter S. Thompson, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas: A Savage Journey to the Heart of the American Dream
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    Orson Welles
    “Style is knowing who you are, what you want to say, and not giving a damn”
    ― Orson Welles
    tags: fashion, fuck, meaning, style
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    Orson Welles
    “If you want a happy ending, that depends, of course, on where you stop your story.”
    ― Orson Welles
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    Samuel Johnson
    “He who makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man.”
    ― Samuel Johnson
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    Mickey Spillane
    “see, heroes never die. John Wayne isn't dead, Elvis isn't dead. Otherwise you don’t have a hero. You can’t kill a hero. That’s why I never let him get older.”
    ― Mickey Spillane
    tags: heroes
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    “A little nonsense now and then, is cherished by the wisest men.”
    ― Anonymous
    tags: misattributed-roald-dahl, paraphrase-of-horace, play, relaxation
    1487 likes

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    Oscar Wilde
    “Patriotism is the virtue of the vicious”
    ― Oscar Wilde
    tags: aggression, nationalism, patriotism
    304 likes

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    Charles Bukowski
    “Without literature, life is hell.”
    ― Charles Bukowski
    tags: literature
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    Mario Puzo
    “Life is like a box of Hand grenades,You never know what will blow you to kingdom come”
    ― Mario Puzo, The Last Don
    tags: forrest-gump, paraphrased, simile
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    G.K. Chesterton
    “Literature is a luxury; fiction is a necessity.”
    ― G.K. Chesterton
    tags: books, literature, on-fiction
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    Groucho Marx
    “When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun'.”
    ― Groucho Marx
    tags: friends, humor, jail
    10180 likes

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    Victor Hugo
    “A man is not idle because he is absorbed in thought. There is visible labor and there is invisible labor.”
    ― Victor Hugo, Les Misérables
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