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#1
“The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.”
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Terry Pratchett,
Diggers
tags:
humor
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open-mind
,
thinking
21433 likes
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#2
“Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life.”
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Terry Pratchett,
Jingo
tags:
humor
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proverb
12933 likes
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#3
“Some humans would do anything to see if it was possible to do it. If you put a large switch in some cave somewhere, with a sign on it saying 'End-of-the-World Switch. PLEASE DO NOT TOUCH', the paint wouldn't even have time to dry.”
―
Terry Pratchett,
Thief of Time
tags:
humor
10162 likes
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#4
“It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.”
―
Terry Pratchett,
The Last Continent
tags:
death
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humor
,
life
6725 likes
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#5
“If cats looked like frogs we'd realize what nasty, cruel little bastards they are. Style. That's what people remember.”
―
Terry Pratchett,
Lords and Ladies
tags:
cats
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humor
,
life
5175 likes
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#6
“Stories of imagination tend to upset those without one.”
―
Terry Pratchett
tags:
fantasy
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humor
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imagination
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literature
,
stories
6658 likes
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#7
“In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this.”
―
Terry Pratchett
4290 likes
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#8
“Time is a drug. Too much of it kills you.”
―
Terry Pratchett,
Small Gods
tags:
humor
,
science
4305 likes
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#9
“It's not worth doing something unless someone, somewhere, would much rather you weren't doing it.”
―
Terry Pratchett
3096 likes
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#10
“In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded.”
―
Terry Pratchett,
Lords and Ladies
tags:
humor
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metaphysics
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physics
,
science
3506 likes
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#11
“Wisdom comes from experience. Experience is often a result of lack of wisdom.”
―
Terry Pratchett
tags:
humor
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life
3609 likes
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#12
“I'll be more enthusiastic about encouraging thinking outside the box when there's evidence of any thinking going on inside it.”
―
Terry Pratchett
2214 likes
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#13
“Five exclamation marks, the sure sign of an insane mind.”
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Terry Pratchett,
Reaper Man
tags:
books
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humor
2610 likes
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#14
“No! Please! I'll tell you whatever you want to know!" the man yelled.
"Really?" said Vimes. "What's the orbital velocity of the moon?"
"What?"
"Oh, you'd like something simpler?”
―
Terry Pratchett,
Night Watch
tags:
absurd
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humor
,
interrogation
,
police
1975 likes
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#15
“I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.”
―
Terry Pratchett,
Sourcery
tags:
cats
,
death
,
life
3629 likes
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#16
“Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.”
―
Terry Pratchett,
Hogfather
2162 likes
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#17
“Why do you go away? So that you can come back. So that you can see the place you came from with new eyes and extra colors. And the people there see you differently, too. Coming back to where you started is not the same as never leaving.”
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Terry Pratchett,
A Hat Full of Sky
tags:
adventure
,
change
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discworld
,
growth
,
travel
6327 likes
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#18
“DON'T THINK OF IT AS DYING, said Death. JUST THINK OF IT AS LEAVING EARLY TO AVOID THE RUSH.”
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Terry Pratchett,
Good Omens: The Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter, Witch
tags:
death
,
humor
3475 likes
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#19
“God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffable game of His own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players [i.e. everybody], to being involved in an obscure and complex variant of poker in a pitch-dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a Dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who
smiles all the time
.”
―
Terry Pratchett,
Good Omens: The Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter, Witch
tags:
einstein
,
gaiman
,
god
,
humor
2657 likes
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#20
“Light thinks it travels faster than anything but it is wrong. No matter how fast light travels, it finds the darkness has always got there first, and is waiting for it.”
―
Terry Pratchett,
Reaper Man
3514 likes
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#21
“And what would humans be without love?"
RARE, said Death.”
―
Terry Pratchett,
Sourcery
2186 likes
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#22
“There is a rumour going around that I have found God. I think this is unlikely because I have enough difficulty finding my keys, and there is empirical evidence that they exist.”
―
Terry Pratchett
1977 likes
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#23
“I'd rather be a rising ape than a falling angel.”
―
Terry Pratchett
1274 likes
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#24
“It would seem that you have no useful skill or talent whatsoever," he said. "Have you thought of going into teaching?”
―
Terry Pratchett,
Mort
tags:
discworld
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humor
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humour
,
teaching
1733 likes
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#25
“A good bookshop is just a genteel Black Hole that knows how to read.”
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Terry Pratchett,
Guards! Guards!
tags:
bookshop
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bookstore
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discworld
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read
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reading
1488 likes
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#26
“He'd been wrong, there was a light at the end of the tunnel, and it was a flamethrower.”
―
Terry Pratchett,
Mort
tags:
death
,
humor
1254 likes
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#27
“The whole of life is just like watching a film. Only it's as though you always get in ten minutes after the big picture has started, and no-one will tell you the plot, so you have to work it out all yourself from the clues.”
―
Terry Pratchett,
Moving Pictures
tags:
humor
,
life
,
movies
1275 likes
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#28
“If complete and utter chaos was lightning, then he'd be the sort to stand on a hilltop in a thunderstorm wearing wet copper armour and shouting 'All gods are bastards!”
―
Terry Pratchett,
The Color of Magic
tags:
gods
,
humour
,
religion
,
stupidity
1276 likes
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#29
“She was already learning that if you ignore the rules people will, half the time, quietly rewrite them so that they don't apply to you.”
―
Terry Pratchett,
Equal Rites
1406 likes
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#30
“This isn't life in the fast lane, it's life in the oncoming traffic.”
―
Terry Pratchett
tags:
humor
,
life
826 likes
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