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    Why The Lucky Stiff
    “when you don't create things, you become defined by your tastes rather than ability. your tastes only narrow & exclude people. so create.”
    ― Why The Lucky Stiff

  • #2
    “Always code as if the guy who ends up maintaining your code will be a violent psychopath who knows where you live”
    ― John Woods

  • #3
    Richard P. Feynman
    “Well, Mr. Frankel, who started this program, began to suffer from the computer disease that anybody who works with computers now knows about. It's a very serious disease and it interferes completely with the work. The trouble with computers is you *play* with them. They are so wonderful. You have these switches - if it's an even number you do this, if it's an odd number you do that - and pretty soon you can do more and more elaborate things if you are clever enough, on one machine.

    After a while the whole system broke down. Frankel wasn't paying any attention; he wasn't supervising anybody. The system was going very, very slowly - while he was sitting in a room figuring out how to make one tabulator automatically print arc-tangent X, and then it would start and it would print columns and then bitsi, bitsi, bitsi, and calculate the arc-tangent automatically by integrating as it went along and make a whole table in one operation.

    Absolutely useless. We *had* tables of arc-tangents. But if you've ever worked with computers, you understand the disease - the *delight* in being able to see how much you can do. But he got the disease for the first time, the poor fellow who invented the thing.”
    ― Richard P. Feynman, Surely You're Joking, Mr. Feynman!: Adventures of a Curious Character

  • #4
    Martin Fowler
    “Any fool can write code that a computer can understand. Good programmers write code that humans can understand.”
    ― Martin Fowler

  • #5
    Waseem Latif
    “Give a man a program, frustrate him for a day.
    Teach a man to program, frustrate him for a lifetime.”
    ― Muhammad Waseem



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