Michael > Michael's Quotes

“What, me worry?”
― Alfred E. Neuman, MAD About Politics: An Outrageous Pop-Up Political Parody

“I went from adolescence to senility, trying to bypass maturity.”
― Tom Lehrer

“If it's not fun, don't do it.”
― Michael N. Marcus, Stories I'd Tell My Children

“Don't put off until tomorrow what you can put off until the day after tomorrow.”
― Michael N. Marcus, Stories I'd Tell My Children

“Excelsior, you fatheads.”
― Jean Shepherd