“Now, kids…wine is alcohol. That’s a drink for grown-ups.
Gee, Mr. Percy Jackson, you say, can’t we have some wine?
No, no, kids. Wine is dangerous. I don’t want any of you to drink alcohol until you’re at least thirty-five years old. Even then, you should get a doctor’s note and your parents’ permission, drink responsibly (like one swig a month), and never operate heavy machinery while under the influence!
Okay…I think that covers my legal bases. On with the story.”
―
Rick Riordan,
Percy Jackson's Greek Gods