Cynical Books

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The Picture of Dorian Gray The Picture of Dorian Gray (Paperback)
by (shelved 5 times as cynical)
avg rating 4.13 — 1,955,714 ratings — published 1890
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The Great Gatsby The Great Gatsby (Paperback)
by (shelved 4 times as cynical)
avg rating 3.93 — 6,060,724 ratings — published 1925
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The Secret History The Secret History (Paperback)
by (shelved 3 times as cynical)
avg rating 4.15 — 1,088,909 ratings — published 1992
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Diary of an Oxygen Thief Diary of an Oxygen Thief (Paperback)
by (shelved 3 times as cynical)
avg rating 2.71 — 78,674 ratings — published 2006
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Crime and Punishment Crime and Punishment (Paperback)
by (shelved 3 times as cynical)
avg rating 4.29 — 1,128,011 ratings — published 1866
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Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep? Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep? (ebook)
by (shelved 3 times as cynical)
avg rating 4.09 — 526,846 ratings — published 1968
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The Catcher in the Rye The Catcher in the Rye (Paperback)
by (shelved 3 times as cynical)
avg rating 3.80 — 3,968,632 ratings — published 1951
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A Clockwork Orange A Clockwork Orange (Paperback)
by (shelved 3 times as cynical)
avg rating 4.00 — 784,899 ratings — published 1962
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Keep the Aspidistra Flying Keep the Aspidistra Flying (Paperback)
by (shelved 3 times as cynical)
avg rating 3.89 — 26,171 ratings — published 1936
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The Rules of Attraction The Rules of Attraction (Paperback)
by (shelved 3 times as cynical)
avg rating 3.72 — 52,699 ratings — published 1987
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Gone Girl Gone Girl (Paperback)
by (shelved 3 times as cynical)
avg rating 4.15 — 3,517,064 ratings — published 2012
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The Metamorphosis The Metamorphosis (Mass Market Paperback)
by (shelved 3 times as cynical)
avg rating 3.91 — 1,504,597 ratings — published 1915
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The Blade Itself (The First Law, #1) The Blade Itself (The First Law, #1)
by (shelved 3 times as cynical)
avg rating 4.22 — 327,446 ratings — published 2006
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Yellowface Yellowface (Paperback)
by (shelved 2 times as cynical)
avg rating 3.72 — 1,120,121 ratings — published 2023
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Breakfast of Champions Breakfast of Champions (Paperback)
by (shelved 2 times as cynical)
avg rating 4.06 — 284,051 ratings — published 1973
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Thank You for Smoking Thank You for Smoking (Paperback)
by (shelved 2 times as cynical)
avg rating 3.94 — 13,295 ratings — published 1994
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Slaughterhouse-Five Slaughterhouse-Five (Paperback)
by (shelved 2 times as cynical)
avg rating 4.10 — 1,511,112 ratings — published 1969
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Post Office Post Office (ebook)
by (shelved 2 times as cynical)
avg rating 3.92 — 142,215 ratings — published 1971
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The Art of War The Art of War (Paperback)
by (shelved 2 times as cynical)
avg rating 3.94 — 588,248 ratings — published -500
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My Year of Rest and Relaxation My Year of Rest and Relaxation (Paperback)
by (shelved 2 times as cynical)
avg rating 3.59 — 598,867 ratings — published 2018
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The Handmaid's Tale The Handmaid's Tale (Hardcover)
by (shelved 2 times as cynical)
avg rating 4.15 — 2,511,944 ratings — published 1985
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Diary of a Wimpy Kid (Diary of a Wimpy Kid, #1) Diary of a Wimpy Kid (Diary of a Wimpy Kid, #1)
by (shelved 2 times as cynical)
avg rating 3.98 — 801,832 ratings — published 2007
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Cat’s Cradle Cat’s Cradle (Paperback)
by (shelved 2 times as cynical)
avg rating 4.15 — 444,912 ratings — published 1963
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Lord of the Flies Lord of the Flies (Paperback)
by (shelved 2 times as cynical)
avg rating 3.70 — 3,273,978 ratings — published 1954
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Maxims Maxims (Paperback)
by (shelved 2 times as cynical)
avg rating 4.03 — 4,506 ratings — published 1665
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One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest (Hardcover)
by (shelved 2 times as cynical)
avg rating 4.20 — 790,472 ratings — published 1962
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American Psycho American Psycho (Paperback)
by (shelved 2 times as cynical)
avg rating 3.80 — 374,687 ratings — published 1991
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The Unabridged Devil's Dictionary The Unabridged Devil's Dictionary (Paperback)
by (shelved 2 times as cynical)
avg rating 4.05 — 11,168 ratings — published 1911
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The Bell Jar The Bell Jar (Paperback)
by (shelved 2 times as cynical)
avg rating 4.04 — 1,279,358 ratings — published 1963
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Less Than Zero Less Than Zero (Paperback)
by (shelved 2 times as cynical)
avg rating 3.62 — 104,567 ratings — published 1985
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Wicked: The Life and Times of the Wicked Witch of the West (The Wicked Years, #1) Wicked: The Life and Times of the Wicked Witch of the West (The Wicked Years, #1)
by (shelved 2 times as cynical)
avg rating 3.50 — 693,470 ratings — published 1995
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Last Argument of Kings (The First Law, #3) Last Argument of Kings (The First Law, #3)
by (shelved 2 times as cynical)
avg rating 4.37 — 210,384 ratings — published 2008
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Hollywood Hollywood (Mass Market Paperback)
by (shelved 2 times as cynical)
avg rating 3.81 — 28,152 ratings — published 1989
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Wild Dark Shore Wild Dark Shore (Paperback)
by (shelved 1 time as cynical)
avg rating 4.07 — 525,766 ratings — published 2025
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Half His Age Half His Age (Hardcover)
by (shelved 1 time as cynical)
avg rating 3.26 — 150,310 ratings — published 2026
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Be Gay, Do Crime: Sixteen Stories of Queer Chaos Be Gay, Do Crime: Sixteen Stories of Queer Chaos (Paperback)
by (shelved 1 time as cynical)
avg rating 3.48 — 1,047 ratings — published 2025
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Eileen Eileen (Hardcover)
by (shelved 1 time as cynical)
avg rating 3.56 — 134,573 ratings — published 2015
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This Will Be Fun (This Will Be, #1) This Will Be Fun (This Will Be, #1)
by (shelved 1 time as cynical)
avg rating 3.37 — 8,652 ratings — published 2024
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Famous Famous (Paperback)
by (shelved 1 time as cynical)
avg rating 3.34 — 8,042 ratings — published 2010
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I'm Glad My Mom Died I'm Glad My Mom Died (Hardcover)
by (shelved 1 time as cynical)
avg rating 4.43 — 1,572,015 ratings — published 2022
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Vigil Vigil (Hardcover)
by (shelved 1 time as cynical)
avg rating 3.46 — 20,144 ratings — published 2026
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Mania Mania (Hardcover)
by (shelved 1 time as cynical)
avg rating 3.68 — 5,292 ratings — published 2024
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Firsts Are Always Messy (Firsts Series Book 1) Firsts Are Always Messy (Firsts Series Book 1)
by (shelved 1 time as cynical)
avg rating 4.17 — 675 ratings — published 2024
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The Easter Parade The Easter Parade (Paperback)
by (shelved 1 time as cynical)
avg rating 4.03 — 11,113 ratings — published 1976
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Silent Flames (Dark & Silent Night, #4) Silent Flames (Dark & Silent Night, #4)
by (shelved 1 time as cynical)
avg rating 4.10 — 5,854 ratings — published 2025
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The Humiliated Wife: A Husband's Betrayal & Grovel The Humiliated Wife: A Husband's Betrayal & Grovel (Kindle Edition)
by (shelved 1 time as cynical)
avg rating 3.74 — 3,800 ratings — published
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Américana Américana (Paperback)
by (shelved 1 time as cynical)
avg rating 3.40 — 6,620 ratings — published 1971
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The Prince The Prince (Paperback)
by (shelved 1 time as cynical)
avg rating 3.84 — 394,807 ratings — published 1513
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Saving 6 (Boys of Tommen, #3) Saving 6 (Boys of Tommen, #3)
by (shelved 1 time as cynical)
avg rating 4.46 — 340,648 ratings — published 2023
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The Crying of Lot 49 The Crying of Lot 49 (Paperback)
by (shelved 1 time as cynical)
avg rating 3.69 — 100,445 ratings — published 1966
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Aravind Adiga
“Go to Old Delhi,and look at the way they keep chickens there in the market. Hundred of pale hens and brightly colored roosters, stuffed tightly into wire-mesh cages. They see the organs of their brothers lying around them.They know they are next, yet they cannot rebel. They do not try to get out of the coop. The very same thing is done with humans in this country.”
Aravind Adiga, The White Tiger

Diana Gabaldon
“Catholics don't believe in divorce. We do believe in murder. There's always Confession, after all.
--Brianna Fraser to Roger MacKenzie”
Diana Gabaldon, An Echo in the Bone

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