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Doctor Proctor's Fart Powder (Doctor Proctor #1)
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avg rating 3.93 — 3,740 ratings — published 2007
Ad Reinhardt: How to Look: Art Comics (Hardcover)
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avg rating 4.00 — 24 ratings — published 2014
Mike Kelley: Catholic Tastes (Paperback)
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avg rating 4.40 — 20 ratings — published 1993
Foul Perfection: Essays and Criticism (Paperback)
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avg rating 4.36 — 67 ratings — published 2002
Dan Graham: Rock/Music Writings (Paperback)
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avg rating 4.14 — 28 ratings — published
Inside the Spiral: The Passions of Robert Smithson (Paperback)
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avg rating 4.00 — 3 ratings — published
David Hockey's A History of Pictures: From the Cave to the Computer Screen (Hardcover)
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avg rating 4.36 — 907 ratings — published 2016
The Very Hungry Caterpillar (Board book)
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avg rating 4.35 — 555,981 ratings — published 1969
Dr. Seuss's Green Eggs and Ham: For Soprano, Boy Soprano, and Orchestra (Paperback)
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avg rating 4.48 — 138,541 ratings — published 1996
The Rainbow Fish (Hardcover)
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avg rating 4.21 — 166,302 ratings — published 1992
The Devil Aspect (Hardcover)
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avg rating 4.03 — 7,167 ratings — published 2019
The Lorax (Hardcover)
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avg rating 4.35 — 375,404 ratings — published 1971
Sztuka pierdzenia (Paperback)
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avg rating 3.24 — 201 ratings — published 1751
American Visions: The Epic History of Art in America (Paperback)
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avg rating 4.30 — 577 ratings — published 1997
Hidden Figures: An Inspiring Picture Book True Story About Women Who Changed Space History, for Children (Ages 6–10)
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avg rating 4.44 — 3,404 ratings — published 2018
The Dog Who Saved the World (Paperback)
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avg rating 4.17 — 1,136 ratings — published 2019
The Recognitions (Paperback)
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avg rating 4.21 — 6,584 ratings — published 1955
Pop or Populus: Art Between High and Low (Sternberg Press)
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avg rating 4.14 — 7 ratings — published 2007
The Man Without Content (Paperback)
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avg rating 4.15 — 386 ratings — published 1970
Paul the Pooping Panda (Kindle Edition)
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avg rating 5.00 — 1 rating — published
My Brother's Butt Is Haunted (Kindle Edition)
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avg rating 3.69 — 97 ratings — published
the Monster who Farted in my Underpants -A Pants and Heartwarming Story of Friendship and Farts: A Funtastic Book For Kids Ages 8-12 (Kindle Edition)
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avg rating 3.71 — 14 ratings — published 2015
Diary of Stink Dog! (Kindle Edition)
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avg rating 5.00 — 2 ratings — published 2012
Tommy Tootley's Fart-astic Family: The Complete Collection: 5 Stinky, Silly, and Totally Fart-astic Adventures! (Tommy Tootley’s Fart-astic Family Book 1)
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avg rating 5.00 — 1 rating — published
Open Wide Boy, Its Coming!: (Scat, Toilet Slave, Coprophilia, Femdom)
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avg rating 3.33 — 21 ratings — published
Earth Descended (Mass Market Paperback)
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avg rating 3.24 — 58 ratings — published 1981
Mortevivum: Photography and the Politics of the Visual (Paperback)
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avg rating 4.29 — 17 ratings — published
If Cats Disappeared from the World (Paperback)
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avg rating 3.78 — 154,843 ratings — published 2012
Barnett Newman and Heideggerian Philosophy (ebook)
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avg rating 4.00 — 1 rating — published 2012
Tommy Tootley's Fart-astic Family, The Complete Collection - Premium Edition: All five hilarious Tootley adventures in one premium-quality book! (Hardcover)
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avg rating 5.00 — 2 ratings — published
Tommy Tootley's Fart-astic Family: The Complete Collection: All 5 hilarious adventures of the Tootley's in one book! (Paperback)
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avg rating 5.00 — 2 ratings — published
The Tootley’s Fart-astic Coloring Book – Volume 1: Fart-Filled Fun to Color from the First Three Tootley Tales! (Tommy Tootley’s Fart-astic Family)
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avg rating 5.00 — 2 ratings — published
True to Life: Twenty-Five Years of Conversations with David Hockney (Paperback)
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avg rating 4.56 — 166 ratings — published 2008
Virtual Friends: A Gay Fart Fetish Erotica Story (Kindle Edition)
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avg rating 4.25 — 4 ratings — published
Rodin's Lover (Paperback)
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avg rating 3.75 — 1,496 ratings — published 2015
I Always Loved You (Hardcover)
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avg rating 3.67 — 5,733 ratings — published 2014
The Goldfinch (Hardcover)
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avg rating 3.97 — 1,073,297 ratings — published 2013
The Art Forger (Hardcover)
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avg rating 3.77 — 96,851 ratings — published 2012
Girl with a Pearl Earring (Paperback)
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avg rating 3.93 — 792,432 ratings — published 1999
The Vivisector (Hardcover)
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avg rating 4.04 — 1,203 ratings — published 1970
Luncheon of the Boating Party (Hardcover)
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avg rating 3.72 — 8,475 ratings — published 2007
The Agony and the Ecstasy (Mass Market Paperback)
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avg rating 4.09 — 98,952 ratings — published 1961
Fizzlebert Stump and the Girl Who Lifted Quite Heavy Things (Paperback)
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avg rating 4.07 — 27 ratings — published 2015
Fluxus Administration: George Maciunas and the Art of Paperwork (Hardcover)
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avg rating 4.50 — 4 ratings — published
The Elements of Color: A Treatise on the Color System of Johannes Itten Based on His Book the Art of Color (Hardcover)
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avg rating 4.19 — 3,013 ratings — published 1961
Vision: Color and Composition for Film (Hardcover)
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avg rating 4.58 — 76 ratings — published
“My sweet naughty girl I got your hot letter tonight and have been trying to picture you frigging your cunt in the closet. How do you do it? Do you stand against the wall with your hand tickling up under your clothes or do you squat down on the hole with your skirts up and your hand hard at work in through the slit of your drawers? Does it give you the horn now to shit? I wonder how you can do it. Do you come in the act of shitting or do you frig yourself off first and then shit? It must be a fearfully lecherous thing to see a girl with her clothes up frigging furiously at her cunt, to see her pretty white drawers pulled open behind and her bum sticking out and a fat brown thing stuck half-way out of her hole. You say you will shit your drawers, dear, and let me fuck you then. I would like to hear you shit them, dear, first and then fuck you. Some night when we are somewhere in the dark and talking dirty and you feel your shite ready to fall put your arms round my neck in shame and shit it down softly. The sound will madden me and when I pull up your dress.”
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