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Bossypants Bossypants (ebook)
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avg rating 3.96 — 1,057,911 ratings — published 2011
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Is Everyone Hanging Out Without Me? (And Other Concerns) Is Everyone Hanging Out Without Me? (And Other Concerns)
by (shelved 27 times as funnies)
avg rating 3.86 — 514,178 ratings — published 2011
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Yes Please Yes Please (Hardcover)
by (shelved 19 times as funnies)
avg rating 3.85 — 557,080 ratings — published 2014
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Me Talk Pretty One Day Me Talk Pretty One Day (Paperback)
by (shelved 17 times as funnies)
avg rating 4.01 — 721,670 ratings — published 2000
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The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy (Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, #1) The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy (Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, #1)
by (shelved 16 times as funnies)
avg rating 4.22 — 2,022,159 ratings — published 1979
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Naked Naked (Paperback)
by (shelved 16 times as funnies)
avg rating 4.10 — 273,371 ratings — published 1997
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Let's Pretend This Never Happened: A Mostly True Memoir Let's Pretend This Never Happened: A Mostly True Memoir (Hardcover)
by (shelved 14 times as funnies)
avg rating 3.90 — 201,385 ratings — published 2012
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Dress Your Family in Corduroy and Denim Dress Your Family in Corduroy and Denim (Paperback)
by (shelved 13 times as funnies)
avg rating 4.12 — 289,602 ratings — published 2004
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Hyperbole and a Half: Unfortunate Situations, Flawed Coping Mechanisms, Mayhem, and Other Things That Happened Hyperbole and a Half: Unfortunate Situations, Flawed Coping Mechanisms, Mayhem, and Other Things That Happened (Paperback)
by (shelved 12 times as funnies)
avg rating 4.17 — 216,253 ratings — published 2013
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The Essential Calvin and Hobbes: A Calvin and Hobbes Treasury The Essential Calvin and Hobbes: A Calvin and Hobbes Treasury (Paperback)
by (shelved 12 times as funnies)
avg rating 4.65 — 123,674 ratings — published 1988
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Holidays on Ice Holidays on Ice (Paperback)
by (shelved 12 times as funnies)
avg rating 3.88 — 131,645 ratings — published 1997
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Good Omens: The Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter, Witch Good Omens: The Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter, Witch (Paperback)
by (shelved 11 times as funnies)
avg rating 4.25 — 826,997 ratings — published 1990
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When You Are Engulfed in Flames When You Are Engulfed in Flames (Hardcover)
by (shelved 10 times as funnies)
avg rating 4.08 — 217,839 ratings — published 2008
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Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea (Hardcover)
by (shelved 10 times as funnies)
avg rating 3.84 — 168,275 ratings — published 2008
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Homicidal Psycho Jungle Cat (Calvin and Hobbes, #9) Homicidal Psycho Jungle Cat (Calvin and Hobbes, #9)
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avg rating 4.69 — 20,575 ratings — published 1994
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Attack of the Deranged Mutant Killer Monster Snow Goons (Calvin and Hobbes, #7) Attack of the Deranged Mutant Killer Monster Snow Goons (Calvin and Hobbes, #7)
by (shelved 10 times as funnies)
avg rating 4.67 — 17,681 ratings — published 1992
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Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ’s Childhood Pal Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ’s Childhood Pal (Paperback)
by (shelved 9 times as funnies)
avg rating 4.22 — 182,467 ratings — published 2002
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Go the F**k to Sleep Go the F**k to Sleep (Kindle Edition)
by (shelved 9 times as funnies)
avg rating 4.28 — 90,010 ratings — published 2011
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The Indispensable Calvin and Hobbes The Indispensable Calvin and Hobbes (Paperback)
by (shelved 9 times as funnies)
avg rating 4.71 — 22,891 ratings — published 1992
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Calvin and Hobbes (Calvin and Hobbes, #1) Calvin and Hobbes (Calvin and Hobbes, #1)
by (shelved 9 times as funnies)
avg rating 4.61 — 149,277 ratings — published 1987
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Furiously Happy: A Funny Book About Horrible Things Furiously Happy: A Funny Book About Horrible Things (Hardcover)
by (shelved 8 times as funnies)
avg rating 3.89 — 175,790 ratings — published 2015
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Why Not Me? Why Not Me? (Paperback)
by (shelved 8 times as funnies)
avg rating 3.90 — 226,852 ratings — published 2015
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Let's Explore Diabetes with Owls: Essays, Etc. Let's Explore Diabetes with Owls: Essays, Etc. (Hardcover)
by (shelved 8 times as funnies)
avg rating 3.85 — 151,245 ratings — published 2013
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The PreHistory of The Far Side: A 10th Anniversary Exhibit The PreHistory of The Far Side: A 10th Anniversary Exhibit (Paperback)
by (shelved 8 times as funnies)
avg rating 4.45 — 10,094 ratings — published 1989
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The Authoritative Calvin and Hobbes: A Calvin and Hobbes Treasury The Authoritative Calvin and Hobbes: A Calvin and Hobbes Treasury (Paperback)
by (shelved 8 times as funnies)
avg rating 4.70 — 24,165 ratings — published 1990
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The Days Are Just Packed (Calvin and Hobbes, #8) The Days Are Just Packed (Calvin and Hobbes, #8)
by (shelved 8 times as funnies)
avg rating 4.67 — 25,505 ratings — published 1993
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Dear Girls: Intimate Tales, Untold Secrets, & Advice for Living Your Best Life Dear Girls: Intimate Tales, Untold Secrets, & Advice for Living Your Best Life (Hardcover)
by (shelved 7 times as funnies)
avg rating 3.83 — 99,985 ratings — published 2019
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Sh*t My Dad Says Sh*t My Dad Says (Hardcover)
by (shelved 7 times as funnies)
avg rating 3.98 — 160,620 ratings — published 2010
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The Far Side® Gallery 4 The Far Side® Gallery 4 (Paperback)
by (shelved 7 times as funnies)
avg rating 4.38 — 10,674 ratings — published 1989
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The Calvin and Hobbes Tenth Anniversary Book The Calvin and Hobbes Tenth Anniversary Book (Paperback)
by (shelved 7 times as funnies)
avg rating 4.63 — 52,083 ratings — published 1995
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Yukon Ho! (Calvin and Hobbes, #3) Yukon Ho! (Calvin and Hobbes, #3)
by (shelved 7 times as funnies)
avg rating 4.65 — 14,232 ratings — published 1989
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There's Treasure Everywhere (Calvin and Hobbes, #10) There's Treasure Everywhere (Calvin and Hobbes, #10)
by (shelved 7 times as funnies)
avg rating 4.71 — 22,261 ratings — published 1996
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Catch-22 Catch-22 (Paperback)
by (shelved 7 times as funnies)
avg rating 3.99 — 888,553 ratings — published 1961
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Adulthood Is a Myth (Sarah's Scribbles, #1) Adulthood Is a Myth (Sarah's Scribbles, #1)
by (shelved 6 times as funnies)
avg rating 4.12 — 130,338 ratings — published 2016
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Modern Romance Modern Romance (Hardcover)
by (shelved 6 times as funnies)
avg rating 3.80 — 189,990 ratings — published 2015
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A Dirty Job (Grim Reaper, #1) A Dirty Job (Grim Reaper, #1)
by (shelved 6 times as funnies)
avg rating 4.03 — 124,082 ratings — published 2006
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I Feel Bad About My Neck and Other Thoughts on Being a Woman I Feel Bad About My Neck and Other Thoughts on Being a Woman (Hardcover)
by (shelved 6 times as funnies)
avg rating 3.74 — 89,160 ratings — published 2006
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Weird Things Customers Say in Bookshops Weird Things Customers Say in Bookshops (Hardcover)
by (shelved 6 times as funnies)
avg rating 3.74 — 30,515 ratings — published 2012
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Seduction and Snacks (Chocolate Lovers, #1) Seduction and Snacks (Chocolate Lovers, #1)
by (shelved 6 times as funnies)
avg rating 4.06 — 53,515 ratings — published 2012
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Seriously... I'm Kidding Seriously... I'm Kidding (Hardcover)
by (shelved 6 times as funnies)
avg rating 3.67 — 110,555 ratings — published 2011
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The Complete Calvin and Hobbes The Complete Calvin and Hobbes (Hardcover)
by (shelved 6 times as funnies)
avg rating 4.81 — 42,254 ratings — published 2005
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The Revenge of the Baby-Sat (Calvin and Hobbes, #5) The Revenge of the Baby-Sat (Calvin and Hobbes, #5)
by (shelved 6 times as funnies)
avg rating 4.66 — 17,020 ratings — published 1991
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It's a Magical World (Calvin and Hobbes, #11) It's a Magical World (Calvin and Hobbes, #11)
by (shelved 6 times as funnies)
avg rating 4.73 — 29,233 ratings — published 1996
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The Calvin and Hobbes Lazy Sunday Book The Calvin and Hobbes Lazy Sunday Book (Paperback)
by (shelved 6 times as funnies)
avg rating 4.64 — 22,430 ratings — published 1989
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The Far Side Gallery 3 The Far Side Gallery 3 (Paperback)
by (shelved 6 times as funnies)
avg rating 4.43 — 26,190 ratings — published 1984
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The Far Side Gallery The Far Side Gallery (Paperback)
by (shelved 6 times as funnies)
avg rating 4.44 — 26,269 ratings — published 1982
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Shrill: Notes from a Loud Woman Shrill: Notes from a Loud Woman (Hardcover)
by (shelved 5 times as funnies)
avg rating 4.16 — 63,514 ratings — published 2016
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The Girl with the Lower Back Tattoo The Girl with the Lower Back Tattoo (Hardcover)
by (shelved 5 times as funnies)
avg rating 3.72 — 130,952 ratings — published 2016
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Lingus Lingus (Kindle Edition)
by (shelved 5 times as funnies)
avg rating 3.77 — 31,174 ratings — published 2012
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Dad Is Fat Dad Is Fat (ebook)
by (shelved 5 times as funnies)
avg rating 3.78 — 80,460 ratings — published 2013
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Andy Weir
“Okay, so the Krebs cycle in Astrophage has a variant—wait. Do you call her Dr. Shapiro while having sex?” “Of course. That’s her name.”
“I kind of like it,” she said.
“I’m sorry I asked,” I said. “Now, the Krebs cycle…”
Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary

A.E. Wasp
“No,” he says slowly. “But if you’re trying to convince me to move out, getting a puppy is not the way to do it.”

“So you’re just using me for my dog?” I ask, risking a glance over at him.

“And your big,” his eyes drop to my arms, “beachfront access.”

His grin is addicting and I can’t help smiling back. He might not know he’s doing it, but Sean is flirting with me. I’ve gone to bed with people with less encouragement.

“That’s why I got it,” I say fluttering my eyelashes. “My beachfront brings all the boys to my yard.”
A.E. Wasp, Heartsong

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