Patton Oswalt Books

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Pax Romana Pax Romana (Paperback)
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avg rating 3.85 — 1,696 ratings — published 2009
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I'll Be Gone in the Dark: One Woman's Obsessive Search for the Golden State Killer I'll Be Gone in the Dark: One Woman's Obsessive Search for the Golden State Killer (ebook)
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avg rating 4.11 — 264,195 ratings — published 2018
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Silver Screen Fiend: Learning About Life from an Addiction to Film Silver Screen Fiend: Learning About Life from an Addiction to Film (ebook)
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avg rating 3.62 — 7,671 ratings — published 2015
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Patton Oswalt
“Eight people show up. The emcee is warm, friendly, and about as funny as Shoah. I take the stage to the sound of, my hand to God, one person clapping once and only once, and then I start into my act.”
Patton Oswalt, Zombie Spaceship Wasteland

Patton Oswalt
“I'm sitting at the bar, rearranging the order of my jokes. I'm under the delusion that I'm having bad shows because of some cosmic misalignment of words, phrases, and ideas. I may as well have cast runes into a spirit bowl, hoping that the collective heart of the audience would open to my necromantic call. Maybe that's how jugglers do it. Those guys never have shitty sets.”
Patton Oswalt, Zombie Spaceship Wasteland

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