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Twilight (The Twilight Saga, #1) Twilight (The Twilight Saga, #1)
by (shelved 13 times as poop)
avg rating 3.68 — 7,506,183 ratings — published 2005
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What Do They Do with All That Poo? What Do They Do with All That Poo? (Hardcover)
by (shelved 6 times as poop)
avg rating 4.31 — 733 ratings — published 2018
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Whose Poop Is That? (Whose Is THAT?) Whose Poop Is That? (Whose Is THAT?)
by (shelved 6 times as poop)
avg rating 3.91 — 360 ratings — published 2017
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Fifty Shades of Grey (Fifty Shades, #1) Fifty Shades of Grey (Fifty Shades, #1)
by (shelved 6 times as poop)
avg rating 3.67 — 2,926,214 ratings — published 2011
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Everyone Poops (My Body Science) Everyone Poops (My Body Science)
by (shelved 6 times as poop)
avg rating 4.20 — 7,164 ratings — published 1981
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The Great Stink: How Joseph Bazalgette Solved London's Poop Pollution Problem The Great Stink: How Joseph Bazalgette Solved London's Poop Pollution Problem (Unknown Binding)
by (shelved 5 times as poop)
avg rating 4.34 — 932 ratings — published 2021
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You Poop Here You Poop Here (Hardcover)
by (shelved 5 times as poop)
avg rating 3.48 — 195 ratings — published
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Lord of the Flies Lord of the Flies (Paperback)
by (shelved 5 times as poop)
avg rating 3.71 — 3,312,592 ratings — published 1954
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Poopendous! Poopendous! (Hardcover)
by (shelved 5 times as poop)
avg rating 4.01 — 166 ratings — published 2012
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Henry Is an Artist Henry Is an Artist (Hardcover)
by (shelved 4 times as poop)
avg rating 3.84 — 160 ratings — published
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Poo Pile on the Prairie (Tiny Habitats) Poo Pile on the Prairie (Tiny Habitats)
by (shelved 4 times as poop)
avg rating 4.39 — 195 ratings — published 2025
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Poo-dunit? A Forest Floor Mystery Poo-dunit? A Forest Floor Mystery (Hardcover)
by (shelved 4 times as poop)
avg rating 4.41 — 344 ratings — published 2022
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I Eat Poop.: A Dung Beetle Story I Eat Poop.: A Dung Beetle Story (Hardcover)
by (shelved 4 times as poop)
avg rating 4.50 — 650 ratings — published 2021
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Poo in the Zoo Poo in the Zoo (Hardcover)
by (shelved 4 times as poop)
avg rating 3.89 — 659 ratings — published 2015
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Anna Karenina Anna Karenina (Paperback)
by (shelved 4 times as poop)
avg rating 4.11 — 966,964 ratings — published 1878
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The Story of the Little Mole Who Went in Search of Whodunit The Story of the Little Mole Who Went in Search of Whodunit (Hardcover)
by (shelved 4 times as poop)
avg rating 4.25 — 5,429 ratings — published 1989
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What a Naughty Bird! What a Naughty Bird! (Hardcover)
by (shelved 4 times as poop)
avg rating 3.88 — 139 ratings — published 2015
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Ready Player One (Ready Player One, #1) Ready Player One (Ready Player One, #1)
by (shelved 4 times as poop)
avg rating 4.22 — 1,343,989 ratings — published 2011
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City of Bones (The Mortal Instruments, #1) City of Bones (The Mortal Instruments, #1)
by (shelved 4 times as poop)
avg rating 4.06 — 2,214,542 ratings — published 2007
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The Hunger Games (The Hunger Games, #1) The Hunger Games (The Hunger Games, #1)
by (shelved 4 times as poop)
avg rating 4.36 — 10,269,091 ratings — published 2008
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Does a Bear Poo in the Woods? Does a Bear Poo in the Woods? (Paperback)
by (shelved 3 times as poop)
avg rating 3.97 — 251 ratings — published
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Whose Poo? Whose Poo? (Hardcover)
by (shelved 3 times as poop)
avg rating 3.78 — 102 ratings — published 2021
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The Poop Song The Poop Song (Hardcover)
by (shelved 3 times as poop)
avg rating 3.73 — 348 ratings — published
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Sloth Went Sloth Went (Hardcover)
by (shelved 3 times as poop)
avg rating 3.93 — 321 ratings — published
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Poop Poop (Hardcover)
by (shelved 3 times as poop)
avg rating 3.53 — 178 ratings — published 2019
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Killing Stalking: Deluxe Edition Vol. 1 Killing Stalking: Deluxe Edition Vol. 1 (Paperback)
by (shelved 3 times as poop)
avg rating 3.85 — 7,251 ratings — published 2022
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Cock-a-Doodle Poo! Cock-a-Doodle Poo! (Hardcover)
by (shelved 3 times as poop)
avg rating 3.66 — 125 ratings — published 2018
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The Cat in the Hat (Cat in the Hat, #1) The Cat in the Hat (Cat in the Hat, #1)
by (shelved 3 times as poop)
avg rating 4.20 — 598,950 ratings — published 1957
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The Lightning Thief (Percy Jackson and the Olympians, #1) The Lightning Thief (Percy Jackson and the Olympians, #1)
by (shelved 3 times as poop)
avg rating 4.31 — 3,559,348 ratings — published 2005
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Splat!: Starring the Vole Brothers Splat!: Starring the Vole Brothers (Hardcover)
by (shelved 3 times as poop)
avg rating 3.19 — 97 ratings — published 2014
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Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (Harry Potter, #4) Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (Harry Potter, #4)
by (shelved 3 times as poop)
avg rating 4.57 — 4,342,186 ratings — published 2000
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Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone (Harry Potter, #1) Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone (Harry Potter, #1)
by (shelved 3 times as poop)
avg rating 4.47 — 11,798,296 ratings — published 1997
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Brief Thief Brief Thief (Hardcover)
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avg rating 4.06 — 1,376 ratings — published
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Mockingjay (The Hunger Games, #3) Mockingjay (The Hunger Games, #3)
by (shelved 3 times as poop)
avg rating 4.13 — 3,870,088 ratings — published 2010
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New Moon (The Twilight Saga, #2) New Moon (The Twilight Saga, #2)
by (shelved 3 times as poop)
avg rating 3.62 — 2,179,668 ratings — published 2006
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Breaking Dawn (The Twilight Saga, #4) Breaking Dawn (The Twilight Saga, #4)
by (shelved 3 times as poop)
avg rating 3.76 — 1,915,316 ratings — published 2008
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Eclipse (The Twilight Saga, #3) Eclipse (The Twilight Saga, #3)
by (shelved 3 times as poop)
avg rating 3.75 — 2,038,370 ratings — published 2007
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The Mermaid Chair The Mermaid Chair (Paperback)
by (shelved 3 times as poop)
avg rating 3.23 — 91,108 ratings — published 2004
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Guide to Creating Comic in 3-D (Dog Man) Guide to Creating Comic in 3-D (Dog Man)
by (shelved 2 times as poop)
avg rating 4.58 — 2,702 ratings — published
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Icebreaker (Maple Hills, #1) Icebreaker (Maple Hills, #1)
by (shelved 2 times as poop)
avg rating 3.72 — 1,392,910 ratings — published 2022
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More Dung!: A Beetle Tale More Dung!: A Beetle Tale (Hardcover)
by (shelved 2 times as poop)
avg rating 3.92 — 199 ratings — published
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Ooo... Poo! Ooo... Poo! (Hardcover)
by (shelved 2 times as poop)
avg rating 3.73 — 64 ratings — published
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Tomorrow, and Tomorrow, and Tomorrow Tomorrow, and Tomorrow, and Tomorrow (Paperback)
by (shelved 2 times as poop)
avg rating 4.10 — 1,464,658 ratings — published 2022
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The Great Poop Contest (Somos8) The Great Poop Contest (Somos8)
by (shelved 2 times as poop)
avg rating 3.23 — 52 ratings — published
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The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, #1) The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, #1)
by (shelved 2 times as poop)
avg rating 4.22 — 2,075,048 ratings — published 1979
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Circe Circe (Hardcover)
by (shelved 2 times as poop)
avg rating 4.22 — 1,468,377 ratings — published 2018
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Brave New World Brave New World (Paperback)
by (shelved 2 times as poop)
avg rating 3.98 — 2,151,741 ratings — published 1932
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The Cruel Prince (The Folk of the Air, #1) The Cruel Prince (The Folk of the Air, #1)
by (shelved 2 times as poop)
avg rating 4.00 — 1,867,828 ratings — published 2018
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Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince (Harry Potter, #6) Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince (Harry Potter, #6)
by (shelved 2 times as poop)
avg rating 4.58 — 3,770,784 ratings — published 2005
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Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (Harry Potter, #2) Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (Harry Potter, #2)
by (shelved 2 times as poop)
avg rating 4.43 — 4,665,516 ratings — published 1998
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Jarod Kintz
“Starbucks coffee tastes like watery duck poop. I mean it probably does, because it’s not like I’ve ever drank something so gross. But I have tried duck poop.”
Jarod Kintz, One Out of Ten Dentists Agree: This Book Helps Fight Gingivitis. Maybe Tomorrow I’ll Ask Nine More Dentists.: A BearPaw Duck And Meme Farm Production

Jarod Kintz
“Don’t you just hate it when you step in dog poop? Especially if you’re walking with a friend, and as you smell it and the stench keeps pace with you, you begin to wonder if your friend shit his pants. Thankfully, what comes out of a duck’s anus looks more like coffee, and fills your nostrils like yesterday’s news.”
Jarod Kintz, One Out of Ten Dentists Agree: This Book Helps Fight Gingivitis. Maybe Tomorrow I’ll Ask Nine More Dentists.: A BearPaw Duck And Meme Farm Production

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