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Poop Books
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Twilight (Twilight Saga, #1)
by (shelved 13 times as poop)
avg rating 3.68 — 7,422,086 ratings — published 2005
What Do They Do with All That Poo? (Hardcover)
by (shelved 6 times as poop)
avg rating 4.31 — 730 ratings — published 2018
Whose Poop Is That? (Whose Is THAT?)
by (shelved 6 times as poop)
avg rating 3.91 — 356 ratings — published 2017
Fifty Shades of Grey (Fifty Shades, #1)
by (shelved 6 times as poop)
avg rating 3.67 — 2,900,595 ratings — published 2011
Everyone Poops (My Body Science)
by (shelved 6 times as poop)
avg rating 4.19 — 7,121 ratings — published 1981
The Great Stink: How Joseph Bazalgette Solved London's Poop Pollution Problem (Unknown Binding)
by (shelved 5 times as poop)
avg rating 4.34 — 920 ratings — published 2021
Lord of the Flies (Paperback)
by (shelved 5 times as poop)
avg rating 3.70 — 3,263,138 ratings — published 1954
Henry Is an Artist (Hardcover)
by (shelved 4 times as poop)
avg rating 3.79 — 128 ratings — published
Poo Pile on the Prairie (Tiny Habitats)
by (shelved 4 times as poop)
avg rating 4.39 — 187 ratings — published 2025
I Eat Poop.: A Dung Beetle Story (Hardcover)
by (shelved 4 times as poop)
avg rating 4.50 — 630 ratings — published 2021
Poo in the Zoo (Hardcover)
by (shelved 4 times as poop)
avg rating 3.89 — 654 ratings — published 2015
Anna Karenina (Paperback)
by (shelved 4 times as poop)
avg rating 4.11 — 951,556 ratings — published 1878
The Story of the Little Mole Who Went in Search of Whodunit (Hardcover)
by (shelved 4 times as poop)
avg rating 4.25 — 5,337 ratings — published 1989
What a Naughty Bird! (Hardcover)
by (shelved 4 times as poop)
avg rating 3.88 — 138 ratings — published 2015
Ready Player One (Ready Player One, #1)
by (shelved 4 times as poop)
avg rating 4.22 — 1,325,832 ratings — published 2011
City of Bones (The Mortal Instruments, #1)
by (shelved 4 times as poop)
avg rating 4.06 — 2,195,697 ratings — published 2007
The Hunger Games (The Hunger Games, #1)
by (shelved 4 times as poop)
avg rating 4.35 — 10,113,784 ratings — published 2008
Does a Bear Poo in the Woods? (Paperback)
by (shelved 3 times as poop)
avg rating 3.97 — 243 ratings — published
Poo-dunit? A Forest Floor Mystery (Hardcover)
by (shelved 3 times as poop)
avg rating 4.41 — 343 ratings — published 2022
Killing Stalking: Deluxe Edition Vol. 1 (Paperback)
by (shelved 3 times as poop)
avg rating 3.85 — 6,975 ratings — published 2022
Cock-a-Doodle Poo! (Hardcover)
by (shelved 3 times as poop)
avg rating 3.68 — 119 ratings — published 2018
The Cat in the Hat (Cat in the Hat, #1)
by (shelved 3 times as poop)
avg rating 4.20 — 593,926 ratings — published 1957
The Lightning Thief (Percy Jackson and the Olympians, #1)
by (shelved 3 times as poop)
avg rating 4.31 — 3,507,129 ratings — published 2005
Splat!: Starring the Vole Brothers (Hardcover)
by (shelved 3 times as poop)
avg rating 3.19 — 97 ratings — published 2014
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (Harry Potter, #4)
by (shelved 3 times as poop)
avg rating 4.57 — 4,280,102 ratings — published 2000
Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone (Harry Potter, #1)
by (shelved 3 times as poop)
avg rating 4.47 — 11,628,160 ratings — published 1997
Mockingjay (The Hunger Games, #3)
by (shelved 3 times as poop)
avg rating 4.12 — 3,806,549 ratings — published 2010
New Moon (Twilight Saga, #2)
by (shelved 3 times as poop)
avg rating 3.62 — 2,157,724 ratings — published 2006
Breaking Dawn (Twilight Saga, #4)
by (shelved 3 times as poop)
avg rating 3.76 — 1,897,665 ratings — published 2008
Eclipse (Crepúsculo, #3)
by (shelved 3 times as poop)
avg rating 3.74 — 2,019,550 ratings — published 2007
The Mermaid Chair (Paperback)
by (shelved 3 times as poop)
avg rating 3.23 — 90,533 ratings — published 2004
Guide to Creating Comic in 3-D (Dog Man)
by (shelved 2 times as poop)
avg rating 4.58 — 2,705 ratings — published
Icebreaker (Maple Hills, #1)
by (shelved 2 times as poop)
avg rating 3.72 — 1,351,379 ratings — published 2022
More Dung!: A Beetle Tale (Hardcover)
by (shelved 2 times as poop)
avg rating 3.91 — 193 ratings — published
Tomorrow, and Tomorrow, and Tomorrow (Hardcover)
by (shelved 2 times as poop)
avg rating 4.11 — 1,420,075 ratings — published 2022
The Great Poop Contest (Somos8)
by (shelved 2 times as poop)
avg rating 3.18 — 50 ratings — published
The Cruel Prince (The Folk of the Air, #1)
by (shelved 2 times as poop)
avg rating 4.00 — 1,807,144 ratings — published 2018
Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince (Harry Potter, #6)
by (shelved 2 times as poop)
avg rating 4.58 — 3,722,311 ratings — published 2005
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (Harry Potter, #2)
by (shelved 2 times as poop)
avg rating 4.43 — 4,588,001 ratings — published 1998
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix (Harry Potter, #5)
by (shelved 2 times as poop)
avg rating 4.50 — 3,867,714 ratings — published 2003
I'm a Unicorn (Hardcover)
by (shelved 2 times as poop)
avg rating 4.14 — 994 ratings — published 2022
“Everybody looks at their poop.”
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“I was still a newlywed and certainly wasn't to the point where I felt comfortable yelling, "I'm going to shit my pants any second!"
But the sweating had started, which was followed by the tears. "I'm not feeling well, and need to get home," I told him.
"Ok, but I have to obey the speed limit because of all the kids in the neighborhood," he replied.
I was pleading with him to hurry up when he came to a complete stop.
I screamed at him, "Why are we stopping?"
He rolled down the window. "Retreat."
I could see the flag lowering in the distance, the beautiful orange sun setting behind it.
In the opposite direction I could see the roof line of our home - so close, yet so far away.
As Retreat played, I surrendered. I pooped my pants. I took one for the flag.
Now that's patriotism.”
― Confessions of a Military Wife
But the sweating had started, which was followed by the tears. "I'm not feeling well, and need to get home," I told him.
"Ok, but I have to obey the speed limit because of all the kids in the neighborhood," he replied.
I was pleading with him to hurry up when he came to a complete stop.
I screamed at him, "Why are we stopping?"
He rolled down the window. "Retreat."
I could see the flag lowering in the distance, the beautiful orange sun setting behind it.
In the opposite direction I could see the roof line of our home - so close, yet so far away.
As Retreat played, I surrendered. I pooped my pants. I took one for the flag.
Now that's patriotism.”
― Confessions of a Military Wife
