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Twilight (The Twilight Saga, #1) Twilight (The Twilight Saga, #1)
by (shelved 13 times as poop)
avg rating 3.68 — 7,544,094 ratings — published 2005
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What Do They Do with All That Poo? What Do They Do with All That Poo? (Hardcover)
by (shelved 6 times as poop)
avg rating 4.31 — 734 ratings — published 2018
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Whose Poop Is That? (Whose Is THAT?) Whose Poop Is That? (Whose Is THAT?)
by (shelved 6 times as poop)
avg rating 3.91 — 360 ratings — published 2017
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Fifty Shades of Grey (Fifty Shades, #1) Fifty Shades of Grey (Fifty Shades, #1)
by (shelved 6 times as poop)
avg rating 3.67 — 2,936,202 ratings — published 2011
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Everyone Poops (My Body Science) Everyone Poops (My Body Science)
by (shelved 6 times as poop)
avg rating 4.20 — 7,176 ratings — published 1981
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The Great Stink: How Joseph Bazalgette Solved London's Poop Pollution Problem The Great Stink: How Joseph Bazalgette Solved London's Poop Pollution Problem (Unknown Binding)
by (shelved 5 times as poop)
avg rating 4.34 — 937 ratings — published 2021
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You Poop Here You Poop Here (Hardcover)
by (shelved 5 times as poop)
avg rating 3.48 — 196 ratings — published
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Lord of the Flies Lord of the Flies (Paperback)
by (shelved 5 times as poop)
avg rating 3.71 — 3,333,259 ratings — published 1954
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Poopendous! Poopendous! (Hardcover)
by (shelved 5 times as poop)
avg rating 4.02 — 167 ratings — published 2012
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Henry Is an Artist Henry Is an Artist (Hardcover)
by (shelved 4 times as poop)
avg rating 3.87 — 165 ratings — published
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Poo Pile on the Prairie (Tiny Habitats) Poo Pile on the Prairie (Tiny Habitats)
by (shelved 4 times as poop)
avg rating 4.39 — 197 ratings — published 2025
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Poo-dunit? A Forest Floor Mystery Poo-dunit? A Forest Floor Mystery (Hardcover)
by (shelved 4 times as poop)
avg rating 4.41 — 348 ratings — published 2022
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I Eat Poop.: A Dung Beetle Story I Eat Poop.: A Dung Beetle Story (Hardcover)
by (shelved 4 times as poop)
avg rating 4.50 — 662 ratings — published 2021
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Poo in the Zoo Poo in the Zoo (Hardcover)
by (shelved 4 times as poop)
avg rating 3.89 — 662 ratings — published 2015
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Anna Karenina Anna Karenina (Paperback)
by (shelved 4 times as poop)
avg rating 4.11 — 974,089 ratings — published 1878
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The Story of the Little Mole Who Went in Search of Whodunit The Story of the Little Mole Who Went in Search of Whodunit (Hardcover)
by (shelved 4 times as poop)
avg rating 4.25 — 5,478 ratings — published 1989
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What a Naughty Bird! What a Naughty Bird! (Hardcover)
by (shelved 4 times as poop)
avg rating 3.88 — 139 ratings — published 2015
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Ready Player One (Ready Player One, #1) Ready Player One (Ready Player One, #1)
by (shelved 4 times as poop)
avg rating 4.22 — 1,351,796 ratings — published 2011
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City of Bones (The Mortal Instruments, #1) City of Bones (The Mortal Instruments, #1)
by (shelved 4 times as poop)
avg rating 4.06 — 2,222,287 ratings — published 2007
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The Hunger Games (The Hunger Games, #1) The Hunger Games (The Hunger Games, #1)
by (shelved 4 times as poop)
avg rating 4.36 — 10,336,586 ratings — published 2008
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Does a Bear Poo in the Woods? Does a Bear Poo in the Woods? (Paperback)
by (shelved 3 times as poop)
avg rating 3.97 — 250 ratings — published
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Whose Poo? Whose Poo? (Hardcover)
by (shelved 3 times as poop)
avg rating 3.81 — 104 ratings — published 2021
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The Poop Song The Poop Song (Hardcover)
by (shelved 3 times as poop)
avg rating 3.73 — 348 ratings — published
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Sloth Went Sloth Went (Hardcover)
by (shelved 3 times as poop)
avg rating 3.93 — 322 ratings — published
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Poop Poop (Hardcover)
by (shelved 3 times as poop)
avg rating 3.53 — 178 ratings — published 2019
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Killing Stalking: Deluxe Edition Vol. 1 Killing Stalking: Deluxe Edition Vol. 1 (Paperback)
by (shelved 3 times as poop)
avg rating 3.85 — 7,350 ratings — published 2022
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Cock-a-Doodle Poo! Cock-a-Doodle Poo! (Hardcover)
by (shelved 3 times as poop)
avg rating 3.66 — 125 ratings — published 2018
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The Cat in the Hat (Cat in the Hat, #1) The Cat in the Hat (Cat in the Hat, #1)
by (shelved 3 times as poop)
avg rating 4.20 — 600,929 ratings — published 1957
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The Lightning Thief (Percy Jackson and the Olympians, #1) The Lightning Thief (Percy Jackson and the Olympians, #1)
by (shelved 3 times as poop)
avg rating 4.31 — 3,580,608 ratings — published 2005
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Splat!: Starring the Vole Brothers Splat!: Starring the Vole Brothers (Hardcover)
by (shelved 3 times as poop)
avg rating 3.19 — 97 ratings — published 2014
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Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (Harry Potter, #4) Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (Harry Potter, #4)
by (shelved 3 times as poop)
avg rating 4.57 — 4,380,770 ratings — published 2000
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Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone (Harry Potter, #1) Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone (Harry Potter, #1)
by (shelved 3 times as poop)
avg rating 4.47 — 11,888,720 ratings — published 1997
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Brief Thief Brief Thief (Hardcover)
by (shelved 3 times as poop)
avg rating 4.06 — 1,378 ratings — published
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Mockingjay (The Hunger Games, #3) Mockingjay (The Hunger Games, #3)
by (shelved 3 times as poop)
avg rating 4.13 — 3,901,710 ratings — published 2010
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New Moon (The Twilight Saga, #2) New Moon (The Twilight Saga, #2)
by (shelved 3 times as poop)
avg rating 3.63 — 2,190,371 ratings — published 2006
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Breaking Dawn (The Twilight Saga, #4) Breaking Dawn (The Twilight Saga, #4)
by (shelved 3 times as poop)
avg rating 3.76 — 1,924,006 ratings — published 2008
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The Mermaid Chair The Mermaid Chair (Paperback)
by (shelved 3 times as poop)
avg rating 3.24 — 91,370 ratings — published 2004
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Guide to Creating Comic in 3-D (Dog Man) Guide to Creating Comic in 3-D (Dog Man)
by (shelved 2 times as poop)
avg rating 4.58 — 2,702 ratings — published
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Icebreaker Icebreaker (Kindle Edition)
by (shelved 2 times as poop)
avg rating 3.71 — 1,408,839 ratings — published 2022
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Where Do You Poop? Where Do You Poop? (Board book)
by (shelved 2 times as poop)
avg rating 4.40 — 141 ratings — published
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More Dung!: A Beetle Tale More Dung!: A Beetle Tale (Hardcover)
by (shelved 2 times as poop)
avg rating 3.93 — 202 ratings — published
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Ooo... Poo! Ooo... Poo! (Hardcover)
by (shelved 2 times as poop)
avg rating 3.73 — 64 ratings — published
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Tomorrow, and Tomorrow, and Tomorrow Tomorrow, and Tomorrow, and Tomorrow (Paperback)
by (shelved 2 times as poop)
avg rating 4.10 — 1,484,662 ratings — published 2022
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The Great Poop Contest (Somos8) The Great Poop Contest (Somos8)
by (shelved 2 times as poop)
avg rating 3.23 — 52 ratings — published
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The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, #1) The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, #1)
by (shelved 2 times as poop)
avg rating 4.22 — 2,086,277 ratings — published 1979
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Circe Circe (Hardcover)
by (shelved 2 times as poop)
avg rating 4.22 — 1,500,227 ratings — published 2018
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Brave New World Brave New World (Paperback)
by (shelved 2 times as poop)
avg rating 3.98 — 2,165,863 ratings — published 1932
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The Cruel Prince (The Folk of the Air, #1) The Cruel Prince (The Folk of the Air, #1)
by (shelved 2 times as poop)
avg rating 4.00 — 1,891,426 ratings — published 2018
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Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince (Harry Potter, #6) Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince (Harry Potter, #6)
by (shelved 2 times as poop)
avg rating 4.58 — 3,800,941 ratings — published 2005
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Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (Harry Potter, #2) Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (Harry Potter, #2)
by (shelved 2 times as poop)
avg rating 4.43 — 4,700,384 ratings — published 1998
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Steven Magee
“It is not a cleansing poop unless you use the whole toilet roll!”
― Steven Magee

Thomm Quackenbush
“As any Buddhist monk will tell you, the mind is a monkey. Given a daily routine, it first gets the hang of it, then it gets bored and starts flinging feces. Our simian tenants resent us because nothing changes enough to keep them amused. In protest, they refuse to work at peak primate efficiency.”
― Thomm Quackenbush, Holidays with Bigfoot

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