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A Deadly Education (The Scholomance, #1) A Deadly Education (The Scholomance, #1)
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avg rating 3.93 — 224,990 ratings — published 2020
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Magic Bites (Kate Daniels, #1) Magic Bites (Kate Daniels, #1)
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avg rating 4.05 — 135,804 ratings — published 2007
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Court of Blood and Bindings (Fae Isles, #1) Court of Blood and Bindings (Fae Isles, #1)
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avg rating 4.00 — 22,340 ratings — published 2022
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Bewitched (Betwixt & Between, #2) Bewitched (Betwixt & Between, #2)
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avg rating 4.25 — 9,833 ratings — published 2020
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Betwixt (Betwixt & Between, #1) Betwixt (Betwixt & Between, #1)
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avg rating 4.12 — 14,744 ratings — published 2020
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A ​Court of Silver Flames (A Court of Thorns and Roses, #5) A ​Court of Silver Flames (A Court of Thorns and Roses, #5)
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avg rating 4.45 — 2,142,658 ratings — published 2021
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All Systems Red (The Murderbot Diaries, #1) All Systems Red (The Murderbot Diaries, #1)
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avg rating 4.11 — 380,669 ratings — published 2017
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A Court of Thorns and Roses (A Court of Thorns and Roses, #1) A Court of Thorns and Roses (A Court of Thorns and Roses, #1)
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avg rating 4.15 — 4,322,237 ratings — published 2015
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Rule Breaker (Mixed Messages, #1) Rule Breaker (Mixed Messages, #1)
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avg rating 4.10 — 11,478 ratings — published 2017
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A Court of Mist and Fury (A Court of Thorns and Roses, #2) A Court of Mist and Fury (A Court of Thorns and Roses, #2)
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avg rating 4.63 — 3,279,340 ratings — published 2016
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The Lies of Locke Lamora (Gentleman Bastard, #1) The Lies of Locke Lamora (Gentleman Bastard, #1)
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avg rating 4.30 — 347,050 ratings — published 2006
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The Hating Game The Hating Game (Paperback)
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avg rating 3.85 — 839,051 ratings — published 2016
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Good Omens Good Omens (Paperback)
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avg rating 4.25 — 830,426 ratings — published 1990
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Wyrd Sisters (Discworld, #6; Witches, #2) Wyrd Sisters (Discworld, #6; Witches, #2)
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avg rating 4.16 — 132,548 ratings — published 1988
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Rivers of London (Rivers of London, #1) Rivers of London (Rivers of London, #1)
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avg rating 3.85 — 151,009 ratings — published 2011
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The Martian The Martian (Hardcover)
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avg rating 4.42 — 1,310,155 ratings — published 2011
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City of Bones (The Mortal Instruments, #1) City of Bones (The Mortal Instruments, #1)
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avg rating 4.06 — 2,183,733 ratings — published 2007
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Beauty Queens Beauty Queens (Hardcover)
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avg rating 3.62 — 55,295 ratings — published 2011
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A Witch's Handbook of Kisses and Curses (Half-Moon Hollow, #2) A Witch's Handbook of Kisses and Curses (Half-Moon Hollow, #2)
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avg rating 4.06 — 7,239 ratings — published 2013
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The Alloy of Law (Mistborn, #4) The Alloy of Law (Mistborn, #4)
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avg rating 4.19 — 295,831 ratings — published 2011
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Sandman Slim (Sandman Slim, #1) Sandman Slim (Sandman Slim, #1)
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avg rating 3.95 — 37,422 ratings — published 2009
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Storm Front (The Dresden Files, #1) Storm Front (The Dresden Files, #1)
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avg rating 3.97 — 382,759 ratings — published 2000
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The Devils (The Devils, #1) The Devils (The Devils, #1)
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avg rating 4.22 — 63,676 ratings — published 2025
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Fourth Wing (The Empyrean, #1) Fourth Wing (The Empyrean, #1)
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avg rating 4.57 — 3,667,454 ratings — published 2023
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One Foot in the Grave (Night Huntress, #2) One Foot in the Grave (Night Huntress, #2)
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avg rating 4.28 — 108,974 ratings — published 2008
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Like a House on Fire (Cursebreakers, Inc., #1) Like a House on Fire (Cursebreakers, Inc., #1)
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avg rating 4.14 — 704 ratings — published 2024
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The Trouble With Trying to Save an Assassin (Murder Sprees and Mute Decrees #2) The Trouble With Trying to Save an Assassin (Murder Sprees and Mute Decrees #2)
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avg rating 4.36 — 2,817 ratings — published 2022
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A Beginner’s Guide to Death, Demons, and Other Afterlife Disasters (Demonic Disasters and Afterlife Adventures, #1) A Beginner’s Guide to Death, Demons, and Other Afterlife Disasters (Demonic Disasters and Afterlife Adventures, #1)
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avg rating 4.03 — 3,209 ratings — published 2023
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Bro and the Beast (The Wolf's Mate, #1) Bro and the Beast (The Wolf's Mate, #1)
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avg rating 3.92 — 10,814 ratings — published 2023
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How I Stole The Princess's White Knight and Turned Him to Villainy: The Coronation: The Complete Works Bonus Short Story (Villainy, #6.5) How I Stole The Princess's White Knight and Turned Him to Villainy: The Coronation: The Complete Works Bonus Short Story (Villainy, #6.5)
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avg rating 4.35 — 1,258 ratings — published 2022
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The Trouble with Trying to Date a Murderer (Murder Sprees and Mute Decrees #1) The Trouble with Trying to Date a Murderer (Murder Sprees and Mute Decrees #1)
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avg rating 4.18 — 5,656 ratings — published 2022
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In Other Lands In Other Lands (Hardcover)
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avg rating 4.35 — 13,136 ratings — published 2017
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Happy-Go-Lucky Happy-Go-Lucky (Hardcover)
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avg rating 4.16 — 49,844 ratings — published 2022
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Ten Steps to Nanette Ten Steps to Nanette (Hardcover)
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avg rating 4.45 — 16,727 ratings — published 2022
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Beguiled (Betwixt & Between, #3) Beguiled (Betwixt & Between, #3)
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avg rating 4.30 — 8,203 ratings — published 2020
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Unhinged (Necessary Evils, #1) Unhinged (Necessary Evils, #1)
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avg rating 4.07 — 21,065 ratings — published 2021
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Quirky: The Complete Q Collection (The Q Collection, #1-8) Quirky: The Complete Q Collection (The Q Collection, #1-8)
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avg rating 4.34 — 47 ratings — published 2021
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The Hitman's Guide to Making Friends and Finding Love (The Hitman's Guide, #1) The Hitman's Guide to Making Friends and Finding Love (The Hitman's Guide, #1)
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avg rating 4.23 — 7,492 ratings — published 2019
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Cress (The Lunar Chronicles, #3) Cress (The Lunar Chronicles, #3)
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avg rating 4.40 — 407,442 ratings — published 2014
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Red, White & Royal Blue Red, White & Royal Blue (Paperback)
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avg rating 4.05 — 1,243,893 ratings — published 2019
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Famine (The Four Horsemen, #3) Famine (The Four Horsemen, #3)
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avg rating 4.19 — 55,080 ratings — published 2020
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True (Tales of the Circle #1) True (Tales of the Circle #1)
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avg rating 3.93 — 690 ratings — published 2020
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Spring Strings Spring Strings (Kindle Edition)
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avg rating 4.22 — 3,695 ratings — published 2020
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Highfire Highfire (Hardcover)
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avg rating 3.69 — 8,951 ratings — published 2020
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Godsgrave (The Nevernight Chronicle, #2) Godsgrave (The Nevernight Chronicle, #2)
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avg rating 4.45 — 73,879 ratings — published 2017
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Exit Strategy (The Murderbot Diaries, #4) Exit Strategy (The Murderbot Diaries, #4)
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avg rating 4.36 — 155,421 ratings — published 2018
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Rogue Protocol (The Murderbot Diaries, #3) Rogue Protocol (The Murderbot Diaries, #3)
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avg rating 4.24 — 176,463 ratings — published 2018
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Artificial Condition (The Murderbot Diaries, #2) Artificial Condition (The Murderbot Diaries, #2)
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avg rating 4.25 — 220,128 ratings — published 2018
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The Unhoneymooners (Unhoneymooners, #1) The Unhoneymooners (Unhoneymooners, #1)
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avg rating 3.89 — 1,143,205 ratings — published 2019
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I Am the Messenger I Am the Messenger (Paperback)
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avg rating 4.02 — 170,706 ratings — published 2002
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Jane Austen
“And pictures of perfection, as you know, make me sick and wicked.”
Jane Austen

“Words cannot express my disappointment that I must pass on the invitation to once again witness your gelatinous buttocks swaying as you try to climb a greased pole naked in search of athletic glory. Sadly, the last occasion on which I witnessed this event had a deleterious effect on my psyche for which I am still seeking the attention of a therapist.

A.C. Kemp as Lady Arabella Snark”
A.C. Kemp, The Perfect Insult for Every Occasion

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