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Pride and Prejudice Pride and Prejudice (Hardcover)
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avg rating 4.30 — 4,868,400 ratings — published 1813
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The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy (Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, #1) The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy (Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, #1)
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avg rating 4.22 — 2,033,422 ratings — published 1979
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The Importance of Being Earnest The Importance of Being Earnest (Paperback)
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avg rating 4.17 — 409,038 ratings — published 1895
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Good Omens Good Omens (Paperback)
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avg rating 4.25 — 830,361 ratings — published 1990
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Wallbanger (Cocktail, #1) Wallbanger (Cocktail, #1)
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avg rating 3.97 — 212,140 ratings — published 2012
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The Thursday Murder Club (Thursday Murder Club, #1) The Thursday Murder Club (Thursday Murder Club, #1)
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avg rating 3.85 — 804,038 ratings — published 2020
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Lessons in Chemistry Lessons in Chemistry (Paperback)
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avg rating 4.28 — 1,818,984 ratings — published 2022
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Anxious People Anxious People (Hardcover)
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avg rating 4.16 — 829,711 ratings — published 2019
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The Princess Bride The Princess Bride (Paperback)
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avg rating 4.27 — 952,717 ratings — published 1973
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The Hating Game The Hating Game (Paperback)
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avg rating 3.85 — 838,956 ratings — published 2016
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The Martian The Martian (Hardcover)
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avg rating 4.42 — 1,309,772 ratings — published 2011
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Tangled (Tangled, #1) Tangled (Tangled, #1)
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avg rating 4.03 — 120,734 ratings — published 2013
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The Fault in Our Stars The Fault in Our Stars (Hardcover)
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avg rating 4.12 — 5,771,246 ratings — published 2012
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The Picture of Dorian Gray The Picture of Dorian Gray (Paperback)
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avg rating 4.14 — 1,915,152 ratings — published 1890
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Book Lovers Book Lovers (Paperback)
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avg rating 4.09 — 1,594,072 ratings — published 2022
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Project Hail Mary Project Hail Mary (Hardcover)
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avg rating 4.51 — 1,348,620 ratings — published 2021
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Uck It List Uck It List (Paperback)
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avg rating 3.55 — 7,425 ratings — published
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Hollywood Girlfriend Hollywood Girlfriend (Paperback)
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avg rating 3.66 — 2,178 ratings — published
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The Love Hypothesis The Love Hypothesis (Paperback)
by (shelved 16 times as witty)
avg rating 4.09 — 1,949,328 ratings — published 2021
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Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone (Harry Potter, #1) Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone (Harry Potter, #1)
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avg rating 4.47 — 11,531,469 ratings — published 1997
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Howl’s Moving Castle (Howl’s Moving Castle, #1) Howl’s Moving Castle (Howl’s Moving Castle, #1)
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avg rating 4.28 — 454,739 ratings — published 1986
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Seduction and Snacks (Chocolate Lovers, #1) Seduction and Snacks (Chocolate Lovers, #1)
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avg rating 4.06 — 53,569 ratings — published 2012
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Emma Emma (Paperback)
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avg rating 4.05 — 995,178 ratings — published 1815
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Assistant to the Villain (Assistant to the Villain, #1) Assistant to the Villain (Assistant to the Villain, #1)
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avg rating 3.93 — 358,785 ratings — published 2023
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Funny Story Funny Story (Kindle Edition)
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avg rating 4.19 — 1,329,793 ratings — published 2024
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Tress of the Emerald Sea (Hoid's Travails, #1) Tress of the Emerald Sea (Hoid's Travails, #1)
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avg rating 4.31 — 300,487 ratings — published 2023
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Northanger Abbey Northanger Abbey (Paperback)
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avg rating 3.85 — 459,563 ratings — published 1817
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Battersea Parker Battersea Parker (Paperback)
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avg rating 3.54 — 7,548 ratings — published
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The Unhoneymooners (Unhoneymooners, #1) The Unhoneymooners (Unhoneymooners, #1)
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avg rating 3.89 — 1,143,005 ratings — published 2019
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Eleanor Oliphant Is Completely Fine Eleanor Oliphant Is Completely Fine (Paperback)
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avg rating 4.23 — 1,446,337 ratings — published 2017
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Playing for Keeps (Neighbor from Hell, #1) Playing for Keeps (Neighbor from Hell, #1)
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avg rating 4.02 — 116,066 ratings — published 2011
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The Lies of Locke Lamora (Gentleman Bastard, #1) The Lies of Locke Lamora (Gentleman Bastard, #1)
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avg rating 4.30 — 346,984 ratings — published 2006
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The Color of Magic (Discworld, #1; Rincewind, #1) The Color of Magic (Discworld, #1; Rincewind, #1)
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avg rating 3.99 — 425,528 ratings — published 1983
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The Lightning Thief (Percy Jackson and the Olympians, #1) The Lightning Thief (Percy Jackson and the Olympians, #1)
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avg rating 4.31 — 3,476,449 ratings — published 2005
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The Wedding People The Wedding People (Hardcover)
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avg rating 4.07 — 1,147,197 ratings — published 2024
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The Deal (Off-Campus, #1) The Deal (Off-Campus, #1)
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avg rating 4.20 — 1,073,882 ratings — published 2015
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Vampire Academy (Vampire Academy, #1) Vampire Academy (Vampire Academy, #1)
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avg rating 4.10 — 682,971 ratings — published 2007
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Halfway to the Grave (Night Huntress, #1) Halfway to the Grave (Night Huntress, #1)
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avg rating 4.13 — 165,316 ratings — published 2007
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The Man Who Died Twice (Thursday Murder Club, #2) The Man Who Died Twice (Thursday Murder Club, #2)
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avg rating 4.35 — 361,368 ratings — published 2021
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People We Meet on Vacation People We Meet on Vacation (Kindle Edition)
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avg rating 3.84 — 1,807,823 ratings — published 2021
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Red, White & Royal Blue Red, White & Royal Blue (Paperback)
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avg rating 4.05 — 1,243,681 ratings — published 2019
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Bossypants Bossypants (ebook)
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avg rating 3.96 — 1,060,850 ratings — published 2011
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Paper Towns Paper Towns (Paperback)
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avg rating 3.70 — 1,500,166 ratings — published 2008
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Love, Theoretically Love, Theoretically (Paperback)
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avg rating 4.08 — 685,053 ratings — published 2023
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My Year of Rest and Relaxation My Year of Rest and Relaxation (Paperback)
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avg rating 3.60 — 579,554 ratings — published 2018
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The Name of the Wind (The Kingkiller Chronicle, #1) The Name of the Wind (The Kingkiller Chronicle, #1)
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avg rating 4.52 — 1,093,652 ratings — published 2007
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Thinking Racehorse Thinking Racehorse (Paperback)
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avg rating 3.78 — 1,094 ratings — published
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Stuck-Up Suit Stuck-Up Suit (ebook)
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avg rating 4.07 — 77,823 ratings — published 2016
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Just the Sexiest Man Alive Just the Sexiest Man Alive (Mass Market Paperback)
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avg rating 3.91 — 45,701 ratings — published 2008
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Neanderthal Seeks Human (Knitting in the City, #1) Neanderthal Seeks Human (Knitting in the City, #1)
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avg rating 3.88 — 68,361 ratings — published 2013
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Suzanne Collins
“Well, don't expect us to be too impressed. We just saw Finnick Odair in his underwear.”
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John Bennardo
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