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Pride and Prejudice (Hardcover)
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avg rating 4.30 — 4,999,253 ratings — published 1813
The Arnolfini Art Mysteries (Kindle Edition)
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avg rating 4.34 — 6,609 ratings — published
The Importance of Being Earnest (Paperback)
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avg rating 4.17 — 415,497 ratings — published 1895
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, #1)
by (shelved 38 times as witty)
avg rating 4.22 — 2,073,483 ratings — published 1979
Good Omens (Paperback)
by (shelved 36 times as witty)
avg rating 4.25 — 845,499 ratings — published 1990
The Thursday Murder Club (Thursday Murder Club, #1)
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avg rating 3.85 — 859,052 ratings — published 2020
Wallbanger (Cocktail, #1)
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avg rating 3.97 — 212,659 ratings — published 2012
Lessons in Chemistry (Paperback)
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avg rating 4.28 — 1,896,349 ratings — published 2022
The Princess Bride (Paperback)
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avg rating 4.27 — 962,993 ratings — published 1973
Project Hail Mary (Hardcover)
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avg rating 4.51 — 1,847,956 ratings — published 2021
Anxious People (Hardcover)
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avg rating 4.16 — 878,444 ratings — published 2019
The Fault in Our Stars (Hardcover)
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avg rating 4.12 — 5,875,171 ratings — published 2012
The Picture of Dorian Gray (Paperback)
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avg rating 4.13 — 1,995,819 ratings — published 1890
The Hating Game (Paperback)
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avg rating 3.85 — 858,111 ratings — published 2016
Tangled (Tangled, #1)
by (shelved 21 times as witty)
avg rating 4.03 — 120,938 ratings — published 2013
Book Lovers (Paperback)
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avg rating 4.08 — 1,684,409 ratings — published 2022
The Martian (Hardcover)
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avg rating 4.42 — 1,375,599 ratings — published 2011
The Love Hypothesis (Paperback)
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avg rating 4.09 — 2,097,047 ratings — published 2021
Hollywood Girlfriend (Paperback)
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avg rating 3.66 — 2,189 ratings — published
The Wedding People (Hardcover)
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avg rating 4.06 — 1,421,892 ratings — published 2024
Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone (Harry Potter, #1)
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avg rating 4.47 — 11,787,368 ratings — published 1997
Howl's Moving Castle (Howl's Moving Castle, #1)
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avg rating 4.28 — 471,686 ratings — published 1986
Emma (Paperback)
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avg rating 4.05 — 1,021,133 ratings — published 1815
Assistant to the Villain (Assistant to the Villain, #1)
by (shelved 15 times as witty)
avg rating 3.93 — 397,171 ratings — published 2023
Tress of the Emerald Sea (Hoid's Travails, #1)
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avg rating 4.30 — 331,010 ratings — published 2023
Funny Story (Kindle Edition)
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avg rating 4.18 — 1,439,630 ratings — published 2024
Eleanor Oliphant Is Completely Fine (Paperback)
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avg rating 4.22 — 1,490,679 ratings — published 2017
Seduction and Snacks (Chocolate Lovers, #1)
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avg rating 4.06 — 53,625 ratings — published 2012
The Lies of Locke Lamora (Gentleman Bastard, #1)
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avg rating 4.30 — 358,748 ratings — published 2006
The Lightning Thief (Percy Jackson and the Olympians, #1)
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avg rating 4.31 — 3,556,316 ratings — published 2005
Northanger Abbey (Paperback)
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avg rating 3.85 — 470,854 ratings — published 1817
Battersea Parker (Paperback)
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avg rating 3.53 — 7,673 ratings — published
The Unhoneymooners (Unhoneymooners, #1)
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avg rating 3.89 — 1,187,903 ratings — published 2019
Playing for Keeps (Neighbor from Hell, #1)
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avg rating 4.02 — 116,342 ratings — published 2011
The Color of Magic (Discworld, #1; Rincewind, #1)
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avg rating 3.99 — 432,658 ratings — published 1983
Dungeon Crawler Carl (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #1)
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avg rating 4.43 — 596,485 ratings — published 2020
My Year of Rest and Relaxation (Paperback)
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avg rating 3.59 — 618,516 ratings — published 2018
The Man Who Died Twice (Thursday Murder Club, #2)
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avg rating 4.34 — 384,408 ratings — published 2021
People We Meet on Vacation (Kindle Edition)
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avg rating 3.84 — 1,961,373 ratings — published 2021
Red, White & Royal Blue (Red, White & Royal Blue, #1)
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avg rating 4.04 — 1,278,803 ratings — published 2019
The Deal (Off-Campus, #1)
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avg rating 4.18 — 1,426,510 ratings — published 2015
Vampire Academy (Vampire Academy, #1)
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avg rating 4.10 — 688,355 ratings — published 2007
Halfway to the Grave (Night Huntress, #1)
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avg rating 4.12 — 166,794 ratings — published 2007
The Museum Detective (A Museum Detective Novel)
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avg rating 3.83 — 2,278 ratings — published 2025
Portrait of an Unknown Lady (Hardcover)
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avg rating 3.30 — 2,971 ratings — published 2018
Gideon the Ninth (The Locked Tomb, #1)
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avg rating 4.17 — 196,700 ratings — published 2019
The Name of the Wind (The Kingkiller Chronicle, #1)
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avg rating 4.52 — 1,117,495 ratings — published 2007
Bossypants (ebook)
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avg rating 3.96 — 1,072,600 ratings — published 2011
Paper Towns (Paperback)
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avg rating 3.70 — 1,519,414 ratings — published 2008
“If an apology is followed by an excuse or a reason, it means they are going to commit same mistake again they just apologized for.”
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“A pause followed my greeting. Then “We’re watching you ” whispered the voice on the other end.
“Yeah? Did you see what I did with my keys? ”
Silence. Then dial tone.
These younger demons. So easily discouraged.”
― The Hell You Say
“Yeah? Did you see what I did with my keys? ”
Silence. Then dial tone.
These younger demons. So easily discouraged.”
― The Hell You Say
