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Pride and Prejudice Pride and Prejudice (Hardcover)
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avg rating 4.30 — 4,824,761 ratings — published 1813
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The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy (Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, #1) The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy (Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, #1)
by (shelved 37 times as witty)
avg rating 4.22 — 2,021,595 ratings — published 1979
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The Importance of Being Earnest The Importance of Being Earnest (Paperback)
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avg rating 4.17 — 406,708 ratings — published 1895
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Good Omens: The Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter, Witch Good Omens: The Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter, Witch (Paperback)
by (shelved 34 times as witty)
avg rating 4.25 — 826,838 ratings — published 1990
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Wallbanger (Cocktail, #1) Wallbanger (Cocktail, #1)
by (shelved 26 times as witty)
avg rating 3.97 — 211,949 ratings — published 2012
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The Thursday Murder Club (Thursday Murder Club, #1) The Thursday Murder Club (Thursday Murder Club, #1)
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avg rating 3.86 — 785,559 ratings — published 2020
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Lessons in Chemistry Lessons in Chemistry (Paperback)
by (shelved 23 times as witty)
avg rating 4.28 — 1,795,136 ratings — published 2022
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Anxious People Anxious People (Hardcover)
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avg rating 4.17 — 812,910 ratings — published 2019
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The Princess Bride The Princess Bride (Paperback)
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avg rating 4.27 — 949,459 ratings — published 1973
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The Hating Game The Hating Game (Paperback)
by (shelved 21 times as witty)
avg rating 3.86 — 832,895 ratings — published 2016
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The Martian The Martian (Hardcover)
by (shelved 21 times as witty)
avg rating 4.42 — 1,292,139 ratings — published 2011
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The Fault in Our Stars The Fault in Our Stars (Hardcover)
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avg rating 4.12 — 5,740,744 ratings — published 2012
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Tangled (Tangled, #1) Tangled (Tangled, #1)
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avg rating 4.03 — 120,672 ratings — published 2013
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The Picture of Dorian Gray The Picture of Dorian Gray (Paperback)
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avg rating 4.14 — 1,890,777 ratings — published 1890
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Book Lovers Book Lovers (Paperback)
by (shelved 19 times as witty)
avg rating 4.09 — 1,566,499 ratings — published 2022
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Project Hail Mary Project Hail Mary (Hardcover)
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avg rating 4.50 — 1,161,332 ratings — published 2021
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Uck It List Uck It List (Paperback)
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avg rating 3.55 — 7,394 ratings — published
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Hollywood Girlfriend Hollywood Girlfriend (Paperback)
by (shelved 17 times as witty)
avg rating 3.66 — 2,166 ratings — published
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The Love Hypothesis The Love Hypothesis (Paperback)
by (shelved 16 times as witty)
avg rating 4.10 — 1,910,569 ratings — published 2021
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Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone (Harry Potter, #1) Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone (Harry Potter, #1)
by (shelved 16 times as witty)
avg rating 4.47 — 11,454,774 ratings — published 1997
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Howl’s Moving Castle (Howl’s Moving Castle, #1) Howl’s Moving Castle (Howl’s Moving Castle, #1)
by (shelved 15 times as witty)
avg rating 4.28 — 449,939 ratings — published 1986
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Northanger Abbey Northanger Abbey (Paperback)
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avg rating 3.85 — 455,678 ratings — published 1817
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Seduction and Snacks (Chocolate Lovers, #1) Seduction and Snacks (Chocolate Lovers, #1)
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avg rating 4.06 — 53,513 ratings — published 2012
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Emma Emma (Paperback)
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avg rating 4.05 — 987,033 ratings — published 1815
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Assistant to the Villain (Assistant to the Villain, #1) Assistant to the Villain (Assistant to the Villain, #1)
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avg rating 3.93 — 345,165 ratings — published 2023
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Funny Story Funny Story (Kindle Edition)
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avg rating 4.19 — 1,292,384 ratings — published 2024
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Tress of the Emerald Sea (Hoid's Travails, #1) Tress of the Emerald Sea (Hoid's Travails, #1)
by (shelved 13 times as witty)
avg rating 4.32 — 289,553 ratings — published 2023
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Battersea Parker Battersea Parker (Paperback)
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avg rating 3.54 — 7,506 ratings — published
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The Unhoneymooners (Unhoneymooners, #1) The Unhoneymooners (Unhoneymooners, #1)
by (shelved 13 times as witty)
avg rating 3.89 — 1,129,712 ratings — published 2019
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Eleanor Oliphant Is Completely Fine Eleanor Oliphant Is Completely Fine (Paperback)
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avg rating 4.23 — 1,431,822 ratings — published 2017
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Playing for Keeps (Neighbor from Hell, #1) Playing for Keeps (Neighbor from Hell, #1)
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avg rating 4.02 — 115,948 ratings — published 2011
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The Lies of Locke Lamora (Gentleman Bastard, #1) The Lies of Locke Lamora (Gentleman Bastard, #1)
by (shelved 13 times as witty)
avg rating 4.30 — 342,887 ratings — published 2006
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The Color of Magic (Discworld, #1; Rincewind, #1) The Color of Magic (Discworld, #1; Rincewind, #1)
by (shelved 13 times as witty)
avg rating 3.99 — 423,185 ratings — published 1983
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The Lightning Thief (Percy Jackson and the Olympians, #1) The Lightning Thief (Percy Jackson and the Olympians, #1)
by (shelved 13 times as witty)
avg rating 4.31 — 3,450,746 ratings — published 2005
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The Wedding People The Wedding People (Hardcover)
by (shelved 12 times as witty)
avg rating 4.08 — 1,063,435 ratings — published 2024
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The Deal (Off-Campus, #1) The Deal (Off-Campus, #1)
by (shelved 12 times as witty)
avg rating 4.20 — 1,047,084 ratings — published 2015
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Vampire Academy (Vampire Academy, #1) Vampire Academy (Vampire Academy, #1)
by (shelved 12 times as witty)
avg rating 4.10 — 681,385 ratings — published 2007
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Halfway to the Grave (Night Huntress, #1) Halfway to the Grave (Night Huntress, #1)
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avg rating 4.13 — 164,937 ratings — published 2007
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People We Meet on Vacation People We Meet on Vacation (Kindle Edition)
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avg rating 3.85 — 1,734,118 ratings — published 2021
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Red, White & Royal Blue Red, White & Royal Blue (Paperback)
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avg rating 4.05 — 1,232,350 ratings — published 2019
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Bossypants Bossypants (ebook)
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avg rating 3.96 — 1,057,787 ratings — published 2011
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Paper Towns Paper Towns (Paperback)
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avg rating 3.70 — 1,494,655 ratings — published 2008
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Love, Theoretically Love, Theoretically (Paperback)
by (shelved 10 times as witty)
avg rating 4.08 — 670,459 ratings — published 2023
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My Year of Rest and Relaxation My Year of Rest and Relaxation (Paperback)
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avg rating 3.60 — 568,725 ratings — published 2018
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The Man Who Died Twice (Thursday Murder Club, #2) The Man Who Died Twice (Thursday Murder Club, #2)
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avg rating 4.35 — 352,973 ratings — published 2021
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The Name of the Wind (The Kingkiller Chronicle, #1) The Name of the Wind (The Kingkiller Chronicle, #1)
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avg rating 4.52 — 1,086,042 ratings — published 2007
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Thinking Racehorse Thinking Racehorse (Paperback)
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avg rating 3.78 — 1,096 ratings — published
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Stuck-Up Suit Stuck-Up Suit (ebook)
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avg rating 4.07 — 77,586 ratings — published 2016
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Just the Sexiest Man Alive Just the Sexiest Man Alive (Mass Market Paperback)
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avg rating 3.91 — 45,658 ratings — published 2008
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Neanderthal Seeks Human (Knitting in the City, #1) Neanderthal Seeks Human (Knitting in the City, #1)
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avg rating 3.88 — 68,199 ratings — published 2013
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Amit Kalantri
“If an apology is followed by an excuse or a reason, it means they are going to commit same mistake again they just apologized for.”
Amit Kalantri

James Dashner
“Shouldn't someone give a pep talk or something?' Minho asked...
"Go ahead," Newt replied.
Minho nodded and faced the crowd. 'Be careful,' he said dryly. 'Don't die.'
Thomas would have laughed if he could, but he was too scared for it to come out.
'Great. We're all bloody inspired,' Newt answered.”
James Dashner, The Maze Runner

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