La Poseurs discussion

Tell us something you did that made you feel like a super-awesome ninja.

For instance...

The other day I dropped the remote, then caught it midair before it fell on the ground.

Therefore, I am ninja. (<---You must add that statement over there to the end of every post)

The other day my baby cousin, who is just learning to walk on his own, had stumbled forward towards the wooden corner of a bed post. I caught him with one hand right before he hit his soft infant head on the sharp wooden edge.

Therefore, I am ninja.

I recently learned to switch on a skateboard, which involves riding up an incline and turning the skateboard around and riding back the other way without stopping.

Therefore, I am ninja.

I jumped at a rope, grabbed it in midair, then swung across and jumped off, sending it back for my compatriots.

Therefore, I am ninja.

Ninjas are way overrated today. *rolls eyes*

Comments on how things are overrated are so overrated. *rolls eyes*

I had to put it in terms that were easiest to understand. ;P

Comments on how overrated, overrated comments are... is overrated. *rolls eyes*

The term overrated is overatted.

Saying the term "overrated" is overrated is overrated.

...
Being a bitch is overrated. :P
(S***! I'm overrated then.)

Having arguments over things that are overrated are overrated.

I opened my locker today on the first try.

Therefore, I am ninja.

I open my locker on the first try every day.

Therefore, I am ninja.

Well.

I can freely exit the classroom to use the restroom facility during Biology.

Therefore, I am ninja.

I can freak out anyone in the whole world.

Therefore, I am Ninja.

I'm the only person out of 70 who never gets in trouble for anything during class.

Therefore, I am a ninja.

i can ice-skate

therefore, i anm a ninja

Dude, I forgot about this thread

I can catch a pencil thrown at me with extreme speed

Therefore, I am ninja.

Marisa-sama! ♠♥Queen of Cards♣♦ wrote: "I'm the only person out of 70 who never gets in trouble for anything during class.

Therefore, I am a ninja."

Heh, that's me too in my Spanish class! Well, out of about 30.

I can walk on my roof.

Therefore, I am Ninja.

I can walk on my friend's neighbor's roof!

Therefore, I am ninja.

I avoided getting hit with my own flag.

Therefore,I am ninja.

I can ride a bike with no handlebars.

Therefore, I am ninja.

Today, I denied a box of Triscuits attention.

Therefore, I am ninja.

Today, I left no footprints in the snow.

Therefore, I am ninja.

My crush dropped his instrument. I caught it just before it hit the bleachers.
Therefore, I am a ninja

Today, I did not fall over once when I jumped hurdles in P.E.

Therefore, I am ninja.

I jumped over a large flowerbox and landed it.

Therefore, I am ninja.

I can scare off Banda Bitches with silence and an evil look.

Therefore, I am Ninja.

I can sing a cover of a cover decently well. (Call Your Girlfriend, by Lennon and Maisy.)

Therefore, I am ninja.
A singing ninja.

I can turn falling on my face into a dance.

Therefore, I am Ninja.

BOOM! I AM HAVING A SUGAR RUSH!!!!!!!!!!!!! BEST I'VE FELT IN MONTHS.

THEREFORE I AM A NINJA.

I avoided slipping on snow twice.

Therefore,I am ninja.

I kissed a boy and I liked it.

Therefore, I am ninja.

I covered 1, 2, 3 ,4 by Lee Ha Yi pretty good which is the best I've ever done.

Therefore, I am ninja.
*woo~*