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message 1: by Cheyenne, Impressive, Star Fox (new)

Cheyenne (cheylaraine) | 1882 comments Mod
Everyone knows that being a chick downright sucks sometimes. So here's where you can complain about it without a bunch of stupid guys to rag on you for it.

I think the most sucky thing about being a girl is having to get your period.

Suck meter? 100%


message 2: by rollyflan, Oh dear. (new)

rollyflan | 3132 comments Mod
HA! I love this thread! Awesome idea Chey Chey! GUYS BEWARE, the contents of this thread might disturb you.


message 3: by rollyflan, Oh dear. (new)

rollyflan | 3132 comments Mod
Having to decide whether or not to tan or stay in the shade. On one hand, tans often look good on girls! On the other hand, long exposure to the sun has been known to speed up the process of skin's aging...

Suck meter about 16%


message 4: by Cheyenne, Impressive, Star Fox (new)

Cheyenne (cheylaraine) | 1882 comments Mod
Oh, god, I know, right? ^

When you eat sooo much, and then feel full, which makes you feel fat! Self confidence goes down the toilet.

Suck Meter: 58%


message 5: by rollyflan, Oh dear. (new)

rollyflan | 3132 comments Mod
The FREAKING LONG lines for the girl's bathroom! Like, seriously, all I want to do is quickly go pee and then leave, and my bladder is about to burst!

Suck Meter: 79%


message 6: by [deleted user] (new)

Cheyla wrote: "Everyone knows that being a chick downright sucks sometimes. So here's where you can complain about it without a bunch of stupid guys to rag on you for it.

I think the most sucky thing about bein..."


In regards to that, there's one good thing about having a period, and that's that when you want to get out of anything, you can just tell people that you have cramps and they'll actually believe you and nobody wants to mess with a girl on her cycle and so you can get out of things.

Such as running in Conditioning. :P


message 7: by rollyflan, Oh dear. (new)

rollyflan | 3132 comments Mod
That doesn't work out where I am, we just have to power through it. :/

Suck meter: 100%


message 8: by [deleted user] (new)

Oh, dang. :/ That does suck. Although I get running out of running anyway, because I have exercise-induced asthma.


▕ ▋ ♛ ▍Marisa  (vergeofinsanity) | 712 comments I. Hate. My. Period. It is a curse on women. I cannot stand having random cramps and mood swings! The chocolate craving are okay but it's so annoying to not have any and need it more than air.


message 10: by rollyflan, Oh dear. (new)

rollyflan | 3132 comments Mod
I'm usually moody, so when it comes to that time of the month, I'm basically insane.


message 11: by ▕ ▋ ♛ ▍Marisa (last edited Aug 28, 2012 09:26PM) (new)

▕ ▋ ♛ ▍Marisa  (vergeofinsanity) | 712 comments LOL!!! I think this cycle has actually made the most emotionally stable I have ever been in my entire life!


message 12: by E.J. (new)

E.J. (ejschoenborn) | 379 comments Women's rights. All you had to do was talk in a baby voice while twisting on your toes and you could get anything.
"Pwease, mistah sweetie, buy me a dwess..."
And if you didn't get what you wanted, you just fainted.
They actually had COUCHES built JUST for fainting.
Women's rights; you suck. :P

75%


▕ ▋ ♛ ▍Marisa  (vergeofinsanity) | 712 comments What part of "No Boys Allowed" do you not understand!?!?!?!?


message 14: by E.J. (new)

E.J. (ejschoenborn) | 379 comments I AM HELPING!


▕ ▋ ♛ ▍Marisa  (vergeofinsanity) | 712 comments GTFO!!!!


message 16: by E.J. (new)

E.J. (ejschoenborn) | 379 comments *bursts into tears*
*throws table*


message 17: by rollyflan, Oh dear. (last edited Aug 28, 2012 10:21PM) (new)

rollyflan | 3132 comments Mod
Ej, consider this like the girl's bathroom. We talk in private here, where no guys can argue with us or give us trouble for complaining. You cannot just expect to stroll into the girl's bathroom, and not get yelled at.

Oh, and there are no tables in a girl's bathroom. Unless there's like that fancy lounge thing in here too, that's always nice.


message 18: by E.J. (new)

E.J. (ejschoenborn) | 379 comments ...
I already went into the girl's bathroom once.
ON PURPOSE I MIGHT ADD!
It was after school and my blind friend and I went in there because I asked if it looked any different, but she's blind so she's like, "Just go look!"
And I said, "No, that's weird."
And she said, "I'll scope it out for you."
And I said, "YOU ARE BLIND, GURL!"
And she said, "STFU!"
So I went in. :P
Then she taught me how to braid hair and use a tampon. :P


▕ ▋ ♛ ▍Marisa  (vergeofinsanity) | 712 comments STILL GTFO!!! THERE ARE GIRLS IN HERE NOW AND WE WANT YOU GONE!!!!


message 20: by rollyflan, Oh dear. (new)

rollyflan | 3132 comments Mod
Well, you know how the saying goes, dogs that can't fly aren't good for harnessing noodle power.


message 21: by E.J. (new)

E.J. (ejschoenborn) | 379 comments Well, I can see when a man isn't wanted. *flips hair and walks out in stiletto heels*
You'll NEVER see me again!
*slams bathroom door*
*flushing sound in stalls*


▕ ▋ ♛ ▍Marisa  (vergeofinsanity) | 712 comments HE'S FINALLY GONE!!!!!!


message 23: by E.J. (new)

E.J. (ejschoenborn) | 379 comments I HEARD THAT!


message 24: by rollyflan, Oh dear. (new)

rollyflan | 3132 comments Mod
Sorry about my strange response, when I can't think of anything to say, I just say the most random thing that comes to my mind. It almost always starts with "Well, you know what they say,"


message 26: by Cheyenne, Impressive, Star Fox (new)

Cheyenne (cheylaraine) | 1882 comments Mod
EJ, Zombie, Ugly wrote: "*bursts into tears*
*throws table*"


That made me laugh out loud. For serious.


message 27: by Cheyenne, Impressive, Star Fox (new)

Cheyenne (cheylaraine) | 1882 comments Mod
the sound of Autumn wrote: "Well, you know how the saying goes, dogs that can't fly aren't good for harnessing noodle power."

I have no idea what the hell that's supposed to mean, but




message 28: by Cheyenne, Impressive, Star Fox (new)

Cheyenne (cheylaraine) | 1882 comments Mod
When failbook doesn't upload new entries in time.

46%


message 29: by Cheyenne, Impressive, Star Fox (new)

Cheyenne (cheylaraine) | 1882 comments Mod
When your crush thinks you've friendzoned him.

85%


▕ ▋ ♛ ▍Marisa  (vergeofinsanity) | 712 comments I think that deserves a 90%....


message 31: by Cheyenne, Impressive, Star Fox (new)

Cheyenne (cheylaraine) | 1882 comments Mod
90%

(I have personal experience with this)


▕ ▋ ♛ ▍Marisa  (vergeofinsanity) | 712 comments I hate it so much. -.-' I don't even thinks my crush thinks of me as a friend.... Just some annoying girl....


message 33: by Cheyenne, Impressive, Star Fox (new)

Cheyenne (cheylaraine) | 1882 comments Mod
Yeah.. well.. I managed to develop a crush on someone who liked me back.. but I'm shy (read: socially retarded around him). Now its really hard for me to try and have a normal conversation around him and I'm fairly certain he thinks I'm not into him. -_- I don't know how to fix this without awkwardly blurting "I still like you!"


▕ ▋ ♛ ▍Marisa  (vergeofinsanity) | 712 comments Try subtly flirting with him. Drop hints every now and then.


message 35: by Cheyenne, Impressive, Star Fox (new)

Cheyenne (cheylaraine) | 1882 comments Mod
Yeah, that's what I'm trying. It's just that I'm really bad at flirting with people I like. I'm fairly certain I know what I want to do, though.

It's just... *shudder* terrifying.


▕ ▋ ♛ ▍Marisa  (vergeofinsanity) | 712 comments How so?


message 37: by Cheyenne, Impressive, Star Fox (new)

Cheyenne (cheylaraine) | 1882 comments Mod
Well, for one, I'm going to do something really ballsy.

It involves getting him alone somehow and just telling him flat-out... I like him.


▕ ▋ ♛ ▍Marisa  (vergeofinsanity) | 712 comments Yeah! Go for it!


message 39: by Cheyenne, Impressive, Star Fox (new)

Cheyenne (cheylaraine) | 1882 comments Mod
:O I'm TERRIFIED! :O


message 40: by Marlene (new)

Marlene (marlene1001) | 490 comments If you manage, I'll forever admire you. That's brave!


▕ ▋ ♛ ▍Marisa  (vergeofinsanity) | 712 comments If you are too nervous, say it in a language he doesn't know and have him translate it later.


message 42: by Marlene (new)

Marlene (marlene1001) | 490 comments That's awesome!


message 43: by Cheyenne, Impressive, Star Fox (new)

Cheyenne (cheylaraine) | 1882 comments Mod
oh god... I'm gonna have to do it. I have to do it. It makes me nervous just talking about it.... ack! I HAVE TO DO THIS! GODS OF COURAGE, FIND ME!


message 44: by Marlene (new)

Marlene (marlene1001) | 490 comments I'll be crossing my fingers for you, becaue I know exactly how that is. Same problem right now. ^^


▕ ▋ ♛ ▍Marisa  (vergeofinsanity) | 712 comments GOOD LUCK!!!!!


message 46: by Cheyenne, Impressive, Star Fox (new)

Cheyenne (cheylaraine) | 1882 comments Mod
Should I do it... this week? I have to do it this week. I'm leaving for three weeks after this weekend. GOD DAMN. I have to do it tomorrow or friday.


message 47: by rollyflan, Oh dear. (new)

rollyflan | 3132 comments Mod
Do it Chey Chey, you don't want to rgret not doing it later. And besides, guys like girls with self confidence! Strut your thing, be sweet, and say it like you have no fear about how he'll react. Shove all your courage onto the outside, and push all that shyness inward. Just pretend for one day like you're the most confident person in the world!

Be the strong, rockin', kick-butt sweetheart I know you are!


message 48: by Cheyenne, Impressive, Star Fox (new)

Cheyenne (cheylaraine) | 1882 comments Mod
Awww, thanks Ri! I know I have to do it, it just freaks me out. Just a little.


message 49: by E.J. (new)

E.J. (ejschoenborn) | 379 comments Marisa can get as mad as she wants for me writing here, but I HAVE TO!

YOU CAN DO IT CHEY!


▕ ▋ ♛ ▍Marisa  (vergeofinsanity) | 712 comments EJ!!!!!! GET OUT!!!! (Funny part is I just got on XP)


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