Darkened Fates discussion

Okay, someone please start.
Rules:
No more than a thousand words for each entry.
No swear words or anything inappropriate.(though i know you all are nice enough not to)
Continue the story, don't revise it. THus the word "GROUP".
Have fun!

Buck was attacked by a vicious rabbit when he heard the sound of a vicious coyote coming.

LOLLIPOP!!!

The vicious coyote squealed in fear.

The coyotes ran to get reinforcements from the armadilloes.

And returned in numbers so great, Buck had to turn for help to his amazing sidekick...

Bedsheet Man!

Bedsheet man and Buck raised an army of settlers and confronted the animals.

He quickly dispatched them mean critters.

Buck was confused at the strange creature.

Then all the settlers became confused when Buck was confused. Then, the settlers became mad when Arah confused Buck.

The settlers got so mad they went on a rampage and killed the coyotes by accident.

'where is luna?' she thought, 'she should be here by now!'

Then she realized that Luna was caught by and evil bandit named, "The Terror". (Sorry, that was a pathetic name)

'Oh no,' she thought, 'if i were to fight him to get Luna back, then i will have to restock my supplies.'
She looked down to see how many she had left, but there was no more!!! {Sorry, i am not a good writer}

She had only one hoe left, get help from Buck and Bedsheet man.

But Buck and Bedsheet man didn't want to help her anymore because she had left them to deal with the stupidity of humans by themselves.

So they abandoned her. Arah was furious.

Arah had only one chance left, ask the mighty sheriff for help.

She yelled in frustration and decided to confront "The Terror" by herself.

Then she knew what she had to do.

buy a metal detector
with a little bunny painted on it!!!

haha

At HEB, there was a clearance on metal detectors. But there wasn't a single one with bunnies on it.

Oh, well, i guess i can just stick a bunny stick on it! She got some bunny stivkers and headed out to the checek-out conunters.

But the sticker fell off! Then she knew she was doomed.

oh no! maybe i should try a temperary tatoo

But the tatoos were too expensive. So she got a real bunny and talked to it and they made a deal.

"All right," said the bunny. "I'll help you find your friend, but on ONE condition."

The condition was that the bunny gets to go with her on the adventure.

So Arah agreed.

They went on the adventure and met Buck and Bedsheet man.

But the bunny didn't like Buck and Bedsheet man at all.

Buck and Bedsheet also hated the bunny because they had a big fight long time ago.

It was a stupid argument, but necessary.

They argued for a few hours and they reached a stalemate.

Buck frowned and began to suck on the lollipop, then spit it out onto the sand.

He hated cherry.