CHUCK NORRIS!!!!!!!!!!!!! discussion

chuck norris had a staring contest with the sun and won

i know

check out my pic for the group its AWESOME!!!!!!

HEY JASON OR DANILLE u guys need to make polls

sry i am half working on my science...and i can't think of any.

chuck norris owns a large estate in the middle of the atlantic ocean we know it as the bermuda triangle......chuck norris DOES NOT tolerate tresspassers

that picture is kind of disturbing in a way...

chuck norris can divide by zero

if u ask chuck norris to go for a round he will give u a round house kick to the face

chuck norris can run so fast he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head

when chuck norris does push ups he isnt pushing himself up he is pushing the world down

TAKE THAT JASON!!!!!!!!

here is 1 of the best chuck norris jokes ever.....

when chuck norris was born the doctor was the one that was crying......never slap chuck norris

chuck norris doesnt have a chin under his beard just another fist

chuck norris has already been to mars thats why there are no signs of life there

if u have 5 dollars and chuck norris has 5 dollars then chuck norris has more money than u

chuck norris can kill 2 stones with 1 bird

chuck norris CAN believe its not butter

there is no theory of evolution just a list of animals chuck norris has allowed to live

when chuck norris runs with scissors other people get hurt

chuck norris walked into a lake he didnt get wet the water got chuck norrised

chuck norris doesnt have nightmares, nightmares have chuck norrises

chuck norris sleeps with a night light he isnt afraid of the dark the dark is afraid of chuck norris

CHUCK NOARRIS COUNTED TO INFINITEY. TWICE.

chuck norris doesnt need a weapon he is one

There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.

the dinosaurs looked at chuck norris the wrong way just once

Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.

Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.

Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.

YES IT IS.

The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris

chuck norris once roundhoused kicked someone so hard his foot went the speed of light,went back in time and killed amelia earhart over the atlantic ocean

there are no disabled people in the world just the people who felt the wrath of chuck norris and lived

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill

The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain.

when chuck norris sends in his taxes he puts in a picture of him ready to attack...he hasnt payed taxes since

chuck norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass....at night

a man once asked chuck norris if his real name is charles chuck norris didnt round house him he just stared at him until he exploded

chuck norris once shot down a german plane with his finger by simply yelling BANG

if u ask chuck norris what time it is he says 2 seconds til then u say 2 seconds until what and round house kicks u in the face

Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.

Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.

The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.

Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris, not the box jellyfish of northern Australia, is the most venomous creature on earth. Within 3 minutes of being bitten, a human being experiences the following symptoms: fever, blurred vision, beard rash, tightness of the jeans, and the feeling of being repeatedly kicked through a car windshield.

Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.

Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.