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SPOILER - Might be offensive to some...A catholic, a jew and a muslim walk into a bar...
The atheist ducked.
ba-dum-bum k-ching
How about some science jokes?An atom walks in to a bar and exclaims in dismay, "I've lost an electron!". The bartender asks, "Are you sure?" and the atom replies "Yes, I'm positive!".
Two guys walk into a bar. The first asks the bartender for a glass of H2O. The second says, "I'll have a glass of H2O, too!". The bartender brings back their drinks and the second man dies.
and now for some kiddie-friendly, Australian jokes...What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?
A Stick!
What do you get when you cross a kangaroo with a sheep?
A Wooly Jumper (Jumper = Australian word for sweater)
Why did the crocodile cross the road?
He Was Following The Chicken!
What do you call a group of barbies standing in a row?
A Barbi Queue!
Kristen wrote: "How about some science jokes?An atom walks in to a bar and exclaims in dismay, "I've lost an electron!". The bartender asks, "Are you sure?" and the atom replies "Yes, I'm positive!".
Two guys w..."
Haha those were good :D
Kristen wrote: "Two guys walk into a bar. The first asks the bartender for a glass of H2O. The second says, "I'll have a glass of H2O, too!". The bartender brings back their drinks and the second man dies. "There's a lot of really funny stuff in this thread, but this one had me in stitches. What can I say, I'm a sucker for morbid nerd humor.
NYKen wrote: "There's no such thing as a corny joke ..."Challenge accepted. ;)
A couple of "classic" math jokes:
Theorem: A cat has nine tails.
Proof: No cat has eight tails. Since one cat has one more tail than no cat, it must have nine tails.
There are 10 kinds of people in the world. Those who understand binary and those who don't.
Are antijokes okay?What do you get when you cross a pussycat with a titmouse? The respect of your geneticist peers .
An apple a day, and you'll probably get tired of eating apples eventually. You should have more variety in your diet.
A man is walking alone on the secluded beach when he trips over an old rusty lamp. Curious, he picks it up and begins to wipe the sand away. He cuts his hand on the lamp, giving himself a nasty infection, but after a series of shots he is ok.
"Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read."
— Groucho Marx
It's a lengthy article on Japanese Sword Fighters but I can Samurais it for you. Best Pun ever :D
The barman says “We don’t serve faster-than-light particles here.” A tachyon enters the bar.
Three logicians walk into a bar. The bartender asks “Do all three of you want drinks?” The first logician says “I don’t know.” The second logician says “I don’t know.” The third logician says “Apparently yes.”
A Roman walks into a bar and asks for a martinus. "You mean a martini?" the bartender asks. The Roman replies, "If I wanted a double, I would have asked for it."
Angela Merkel arrives at Passport Control at Paris airport. "Nationality?" asks the immigration officer. "German," she replies. "Occupation?" "No, just here for a few days."(too soon?)
So, I can't post the joke here. (Because it's too long) so here's a link to where you can read it.http://longestjokeintheworld.com
Grace wrote: "So, I can't post the joke here. (Because it's too long) so here's a link to where you can read it.http://longestjokeintheworld.com"
That was LOOOOONG. Can't believe I read the whole thing.
Why can't you here a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the 'p' is silent.
The doctor looks up and says, "I can clearly see your nuts!"
(works better speaking it since your, you're are homonyms... had to choose a spelling! :) )