Preety Committe discussion

Here's one:
Are you my understudy?
Then why are you trying to steal my line?

By my friend Libby.

Do you work at a register?
No
Then why are you checking out my bag?

Ummm... this is Libby, and that line was nawt in dial l for loser... i made it up, sweetie. Get it right, because i am a true massie. Got it?! Thanks. I know you do. Also i have another one that only works awn a mean teacher:)lol: Me: Are you a pencil?
Teacher; Umm,,, excuse me??
Me: Than y are you writing me up???!
Here is another one: Me: Are you a wannabe Playboy?
LBR: No...
Me: Then why are you doing this wrong???!lol kinda messed up but still lol worthy:) Last one:
Me: Are you acute boy band??
You: Ummm...no..
Me: Than why does your style only go in One direction: bad!! That one was good;)