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Nov 13, 2012 07:20AM
I know a lot of Jokes!
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Q: What did the monkey say when the lawnmower ran over it's tail?A: It won't be long now.
Q: Where do cows go for fun?A: To the moovies.
Q: Why do you go to bed?A: Because the bed can't come to you.
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A:"Pencil"vania
Q: How do you find a missing barber?A: Comb the City.
Selena wrote: "Q: where do pencils come from?A:"Pencil"vania"
LOL
Knock, knock.Who's there?
Apollo.
Apollo who?
Apologize for not answering sooner
Q: What are two logs in water?A: A pair of swimming trunks.
Cristina wrote: "Q: Why do you go to bed?A: Because the bed can't come to you."
:D
Q. What's white and black and white and black and white and black?A. A penguin rolling down a hill.
Q. What's white and Black and laughing?
A. the penguin who pushed him down.
Q: Why did Susie drop her ice cream?
A: She was hit by a bus.
Q: Why did Johnny fall off the swing?
A: Johnny had no arms.
Q: What did batman say to robin before they got in the bat mobile?
A: "get in the bat mobile!"
Q: Who got a new watch for Christmas?
A: not Johnny.
Anti jokes are the funniest XD
A: She was hit by a bus.
Q: Why did Johnny fall off the swing?
A: Johnny had no arms.
Q: What did batman say to robin before they got in the bat mobile?
A: "get in the bat mobile!"
Q: Who got a new watch for Christmas?
A: not Johnny.
Anti jokes are the funniest XD
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A: She was hit by a bus.
Q: Why did Johnny fall off the swing?
A: Johnny had no arms.
Q: What did batman say to robin before they got in the bat mobile?
A: "g..."
Pun, pun, pun - Oh wait! Another pun...
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A. A penguin rolling down a hill.
Q. What's white and Black and laughing?
A. the penguin who pushed him down."
Jordan (The Gleek) wrote: "Q: Why did Susie drop her ice cream?
A: She was hit by a bus.
Q: Why did Johnny fall off the swing?
A: Johnny had no arms.
Q: What did batman say to robin before they got in the bat mobile?
A: "g..."
Greek gods! I love antijokes!
Confused...what's Anti-Jokes?
Are blond-jokes allowed? I know a lot of those XD
I find holocaust jokes very offensive, Anne Frankly, I won't put up with them
Q What do you call someone with no arms and no legs on your doorstep?
A Mat
Q What do you call someone with no arms and no legs in the middle of The ocean?
A Bob
A Mat
Q What do you call someone with no arms and no legs in the middle of The ocean?
A Bob
♥iLoveBooks♥ wrote: "Anastacia ~*~KitCloudkicker~*~ wrote: "Confused...what's Anti-Jokes?"
I don't know, honestly."
They're jokes where the punch line is very serious and there's not really a pun. They're hilarious
I don't know, honestly."
They're jokes where the punch line is very serious and there's not really a pun. They're hilarious
Kid 1: i like Eminem Kid2: i like skittles more....
Kid 1: no the rapper you idiot
Kid2: your the idiot! Whats so good about an m&m wrapper?
Triseaton3 wrote: "Kid 1: i like Eminem Kid2: i like skittles more....
Kid 1: no the rapper you idiot
Kid2: your the idiot! Whats so good about an m&m wrapper?"
FOCLOL!!!
FOCLOL: Falling Off Chair Laughing Out Loud!
Lol, thats how i was when i heard it!!! XD
actually I gtg do work.
hey.....I have a joke, but its REALLY racist and I am definitely not rasist.
actually I have two jokes, but they are both REALLY racist and like I said, I dont agree with racism!
I KNOW SOME CHEMISTRY JOKESFOR SCIENCE
YES
What do you do with a dead chemist?
You barium.
Two men walk into a bar. The first one says "I'd like some H2O." The second man says, "That sounds good, I'll have H2O, too!"
The second man died.
I forgot the reeest why does this always happen
Jordan (The Gleek) wrote: "I find holocaust jokes very offensive, Anne Frankly, I won't put up with them"Wow. I did Nazi that coming.
Jordan (The Gleek) wrote: "Q: Why did Susie drop her ice cream?A: She was hit by a bus.
Q: Why did Johnny fall off the swing?
A: Johnny had no arms.
Q: What did batman say to robin before they got in the bat mobile?
A: "g..."OH I KNOW ONE OF THESE BUT IT'S DEPRESSING
"Knock, knock!"
"Who's there?"
"David."
"David who?"
David proceeds to break down in tears, as his grandmother's alzheimer's has progressed so far that she cannot remember who he is.
You're right, that's depressing. But funny too:-D
There's 2 Jews walking through Glasgow and a big gang of these skin eds come walking towards them; he says "Look at these bastards Morris, we're gonna' get mugged here." Morris says "I think we are." The other goes "I'm fukin sure we are! Anyway; here's that £600 I owe you."Two Jews talking and one asks the other; "What would you do if you won the lottery?"
He said 'I'd give you half because your my best friend.'
So he said 'What if you had two houses?"
"If I had two houses then I'd give you one because your my best friend."
"What if you had two cars?"
He said, "If I had two cars then I'd give you a car.."
He said "What about if you had two chickens!?"
He says "Now fuk off you know I've got two chickens!"
Bernard Manning
Yo mama is so fat, when God said:let there be light, your mom moved!
LMAO XD........well now my mom thinks im a freak, i fell off the swivel chair from laughing so much....oops.... :)
