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It was a dark and stormy night.

I was looking through the window in my hotel, minding my own business. I had only one thing in mind, what my business plan with everyone else was going to be like.

I wondered if I did one thing, just one thing that could destroy the entire project, and still benefit.

I suddenly had an amazing plan and decided to test it. I would need to go to the hardware store and buy 10 tons of nails, 50 tons of pure iron, and one banana.

However, Sally had other ideas.

She needed to make a plan that would get the researchers to bow to her will. She would need to make the project fail.

I wasn't as cynical, however. But I knew that the banana would be just the beginning of the workers' downfall...

I first needed all the supplies. I went to Home Depot and got all the supplies.

Sally was infuriated. There was a sale at Lowe's and I missed it!

Oh well, she thought. It doesn't matter anyway. Once the project fails, I'll be a billionare.

(Why are we the only ones doing this?)

idk

So I deviously set up the plan.

I made a huge machine that would brainwash the commitee members. The banana was there just in case I got hungry.

Unfortunately, Sally was still mad at me so she threw the banana at my face, leaving a bruise.

She then stormed away and I saw an explosion in the distance.

(Sorry if I am being too violent in these stories. I can stop if you want me to.)

(dats ok)

I sighed and continued to build the machine.

I worked day and night, until...

...it was completed.

However, due to unfortunate circumstances, the machine stopped working and needed to cool down a bit. That was okay because the meeting was next week.

I stopped for a bit and rested my grimy hands on my sides and leaned against the brick wall in exhaustion.

All of a sudden, the meeting members broke through the wall, accompinied by the FBI.

(why does everything have to do with the FBI?)
...led by Sally!

My mouth was agape in pure astonishment.