Writers' area discussion

I don't have any, because I don't need any. People just look at me and laugh when I say hey o.O

I should be a commedian... But everyone would just laugh at me :'(

1. Goodbye, America. Hello, New York!
2. Sometimes, when I close my eyes, I can't see!

Thanks! :)
Another joke:

A girl in Walmart entered the fitting room with no clothes to try on from the store. A while afterwards, she yelled, "Hey! There's no toilet paper here!" Ha ha!

An Australian rides her Emu to school, she parks it our the front of her school, does her work, then comes hme. In her backyard is a giant rock called Uluru, she pays no attention to it, she owns a Kangaroo, Dingo, Koala, Echidna and wide variety of deadly snakes.

Sorry I just find that funny cause of the major stereotype... :P

What stupid foolish jokes! -_-

My jokes are too good for you.

Thomas wrote: "A Boy was driving a car..
A girl on scooty
overtook him..
Boy shouted,"Hey Buffalo"
Girl turned back n shouted..
"you donkey, flirt, stupid monkey"Suddenly ­ ­ she had an accident She was hit by a ..."

Great joke!!

Hazel ~ J wrote: "An Australian rides her Emu to school, she parks it our the front of her school, does her work, then comes hme. In her backyard is a giant rock called Uluru, she pays no attention to it, she owns a..."

Awesome joke!!