Write it up discussion

Share funny conversations you have had with someone.

me: *having a coughing fit*
best friend: DON'T BREATHE!!
me: *stares at her*
best friend: *starts panicing* I DIND'T MEAN IT!!! I meant breathe, I promise.
me: *pretends to choke, then looks at friend and falls to the floor laughing*
best friend: *looks like a kicked puppy*

Me: Oh are you making bagels again.
Mom: Yeah, but they aren't turning out like they did before.
Me: I bet they'll still taste the same. I won't judge a bagel by it's looks.
Mom: * takes misshapen bagel out of broiler*
Me: *laughs*
Mom: don't laugh. You'll hurt it's feelings.
Me: well you shouldn't butter them up either. *snort laugh* I've gotta stop laughing at my own jokes!