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Allie
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Mar 12, 2009 06:08PM
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"Before you show your parents bad grades, hide all your electronics"
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FMA stuff is funny... mornings SHOULD be illegal, Winry...
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I got it from another group
A little boy lived with his mom and his dad. One day, they were getting ready to have a party. The little boy went into the kitchen to find his mom preparing the turkey. All of a sudden, her hand spilled and she cut her finger real badly.
"FUCK!" she yelled.
"Mommy, what's fuck?" the little boy asked.
"Oh, it's... what I'm doing to this turkey," his mom said.
Then the little boy went into the bathroom to find his dad shaving when the dad cuts himself.
"SHIT!" the dad said and the little boy asked,
"What's shit?"
"Oh, it's what I'm shaving off my face," the dad said.
Then the dad finished shaving and they went out to teh living room, where the dad went to grab his coat. He accidentally hit his area and said,
"OW, MY DICK!"
"Daddy, what's a dick?"
"Oh, that's your coat, and a vagina is your hat."
So they went outside to water the plants. Meanwhile, the mom went into the bathroom to find the water running, so she went outside and said to the dad,
"YOU BASTARD!"
"Mommy, what's a bastard?"
"Um, that's what you call a man, and a woman is a bitch," the mom said. The family went back inside and the mom went back to preparing the turkey and the dad went back to shaving. Suddenly, the door bell rang, and the little boy opened the door to find a group of people standing there. So he said,
"Good evening bitches and bastards. May I take your dicks and vaginas? Mom's in the kitchen fucking the turkey and dad's in the bathroom shaving the shit off his face."
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there was a little boy who walked up to his teacher and said "um i hae to go to the restroom."and the teacher said "sing the alphabet"the boy starts to sing "abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwxyz"he sings"wheres the p?" the teacher asks "um....running down my leg"
