La Poseurs discussion

This folder is inspired by the fact that I HATE people who patronize me. HATE it.
If I were ruler of the world, I would take every person that ever patronized me and lock them in a dungeon to walk over a field of Legos, listening to Nicki Minaj music on repeat until they died.

So what gets on your nerves?

I hate when people practising their instruments with a metronome and are off time! I cannot stand it!

-I hate it when people call Disney World (most specifically Magic Kingdom) "Disneyland," because there's only one Disneyland in the United States, and that's in Anaheim. There is a Paris Disneyland, a Hong Kong Disneyland, and a Tokyo Disneyland, but California Adventure, EPCOT, Magic Kingdom, Animal Kingdom, MGM/Hollywood Studios, and Disney Sea (which is also in Tokyo) are not Disneylands.

-When people call Autopia "Auto-topia." It only has one "T"!

Idiots I find on goodreads.
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People with petty pet peeves. XP

People who tell me I need to talk more; if i wanted to join in your fun conversation about "roofing", I would have. ._.*

Okay... Here are just a few of mine:

1.) When people dont swing their arms when they walk. Seriously people? You look like a moving tree when you dont swing them. Grrr...

2.) When your In the car with your family and you are flicking through the radio staions looking for (your own opinion of) a good song, and you pass a channel with a song that you dont like, but someone else apparently likes it so they decide to just start singing, rather then tell you just to stay at that station. Oh. My. God. If you want the station, Just FREAKING tell me!! Dont just go off singing the darn song.

3.) When people forget to shut freaking doors when they walk into a room in movies. Just shut it please!!

4.) That annoying little laughing noise that comes along with comedy shows on TV. God, its like telling you: "Laugh at this part!"

5.) When someone exaggerates about a story and it is TOTALLY obvious. Just please, dont do that. It doesn't make you any cooler.

6.) When people are careless with their parking jobs...


Okay, I have about 50 more... And I have a list of them actually written out. :P But now that I think about it, I got really mad while writing this up because I am thinking about all of the instances where stupid people do these things!!

Hmmm, I have to think about one... Okay, I probably have more pet peeves than I realize, but they're hard for me to think of right now! Alright, let me see if they come pouring in after I think up one or two...

1.) People who never leave you alone. I'm sorry, but I don't need to study with you, talk with you in class, go to the restroom with you tagging along, and walk from class to class with you. I'm all about balance. If I am around a lot of people for a period of time, then I need to take a couple minutes of just quiet alone-time to balance myself out again. But constantly being around someone all the time without any breaks will madden me, no matter how sweet that person is. There are very few exceptions to this peeve.

2.) Group projects. Most of the time, I end up doing most of the work, because people I get paired with are either lazy, general jerks, or are just lost when it comes to what we're learning about. Me, being the control freak I tend to be with projects, eventually get frustrated and just give in, doing most of the work myself to make sure I like the project when we turn it in. Not only is it stressful, but the other people can be incredibly irritating too! Teachers think that group project will teach kids social skills, how to cooperate with one another, team work, and learning to get things done efficiently. What does it really teach students? Trust no bitch.

3.) People who don't pick up after their dogs after public potty sessions. Seriously? I mean, it may be gross to bag your dogs poop, but it's even grosser for the people who have to look at it. It's not that hard, hold your breath like I do if you have to, just do it.

4.) If you are not being calm and collective while you are riding the bus, and are instead shoving your way past people to talk to your friends, or constantly jabbing me in the gut with your elbow every time the bus lurches forward and you never, ever apologize... just know that you are greatly peeving me.

5.) Books that have been made into movies, and now having the movie actors on their covers instead of their original covers. Seriously? Seriously?

6.) People who try and look at my paper instead of asking for help. Yeah, I know we all do it from time to time, whether you're seeing if somebody got the notes you missed or the same answer as you did, but when you are blatantly copying my answers, I get really annoyed. I love helping people, and I'm actually pretty good at explaining things. If you just ask, I will be more than happy to explain how I got my answers.

7.) When every single time I ask my art teacher if I can turn in my work yet, she tells me more things I should do to improve it. Okay, before you're like, "Well that's just constructive criticism Autumn, you should be appreciative!" you should know that I am appreciative... the first five freaking times. But after five attempts to turn in work that I'm obviously satisfied with, you should accept the fact that I don't think there's much else I can do to improve it further, and let me hand in my work to you.

8.) Students who take advantage of friendly teachers. Seriously, there have been times where I very nearly stood up and shouted at everyone at the top of my lungs to just shut the heck up before I smacked every single one of them out of the room. Appreciate that teacher! Listen to them! Learn from them god damn you! If I were a teacher, I'd be one of those ones that are uber nice to the polite students, and super harsh on those who act like they don't care about grades or rules or any of that.



WOW okay that was more than I thought I had in me... I probably have even more too! Like when people sing loudly to a song you just want to listen to, and yeah.

I feel yah girl *places hand in heart* I feel yah.

*places hand over heart as well* I am glad!

God, and I though I was the only one who was bugged about your #5. Man, I refuse to check out or buy books with movie covers. They are unflattering and change my wonderful view of what I have in my head of what the setting and characters look like.
They all bug me except the Hunger Games... I own like every cover ever made :P

It annoys me that women's golf is associated with having many lesbians in it. Like really? Quit with the jokes before I shove it up your ass because you don't see me making jokes about all football players being idiots even though you're obviously an insensitive moron.

I hate the Twilight covers, they look absolutely awful if you ask me.

OH, OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT I HATE?! WHEN GOOGLE DOCS IS BEING WEIRD AND WON'T SHOW UP ANY OF MY DOCUMENTS, SO I CAN'T START WORKING AGAIN ON A WRITE UP THAT'S DO FIRST THING TOMORROW AT SCHOOL! I AM GOING TO HURT SOMETHING!

These are all relatable for me. I remembered another one... When people adjust my clothing for me! GR! LEAVE. ME. ALONE.

Ohhh, akin to that, I hate it when I go all day with a smudge on my face or an embarrassing-but-fixable stain on my clothing, and nobody tells me about it! And then I look in the mirror, just like, "OH GOD, people don't pretend you didn't notice this! You let me walk around all day unaware of this thing?!"

Uh yeah. I much prefer the temporary embarrassment of having someone point it out than to wear it on my face all day

Cold weather. Never come to Michigan. Wintertime here SUCKS. It isn't even snowy, just windy and so freaking cold.

I walked out of school today and started heading over to the middle school (where I tutor) and I slipped on ice that was seriously INVISIBLE. It was a full out slip. Like, feet went up to my head and I landed on my ass. Papers and books went flying into the muddy gutter. Worst part about it? People stepped all over the homework papers! They stepped ALL OVER my shit! Jerks.

But my crush was there, and he helped me pick it up. :) you know what? Maybe I do like winter in Michigan... Just kidding.

LOL, sounds awful! I'm moving to Tuscon, so winter here is 60 degrees

Ha! I didn't realize how many pet peeves I had until I read these comments. I'll add that it annoys me when someone says they only do things to make you happy but they don't really want to - and you never asked them to do anything! They were only assuming what you wanted and wrong to boot.
Sorry, I just got told yesterday by my pseudo sort-of long-distance semi boyfriend (now EX-pseudo sort-of long-distance semi-boyfriend) that he was only forcing himself to be in love with me because he felt that I deserved to be happy (as if he ever made me happy! But I'm too nice to tell him that). Ooh, I just want to kick him in the nads! And say, 'Waste a year of my life again like that and I'll rip your face off, you filthy, fetid maggot!'
Oh, and I hate when people block escalators on purpose so you can't walk past them when going up or down - they want to slow you down and just in general be an impediment to life.

What an utter moron (the d-bag who said he forced himself to be in love with you). I'm sorry.. I hate when guys do stuff like that.

My biggest phobia/peeve thing:
When a person stands behind you and you can just FEEL them there, but they don't touch you...
or they put their hand on your shoulder!
A person touching me from behind is a BIG NONO unless I know you VERY well.
IDK why either ._.

Let's see...

People who can't spell! They irritate the crap out of me! Just as much as those people who send you invites over and over again. Being a grammar-like fellow I constantly correct others, and they find it just as irritating so I guess it's sort of a backfire.

I can't stand people who won't stick to their own business, when they creep, snitch, and expect others do the same.

I can't stand people who think they are the bad ass' of the world, and that nothing can touch them when they laugh like a freaking five-year-old and are half my size!

I could go on for days, so I will end this by saying almost everything I don't like annoys me.

(view spoiler)[ I hate people who are woefully cliche and unoriginal and yet feel as if they are creative, especially when they have a notion in their mind that they are somehow 'elite' in one way or another. Oh please. e.e (hide spoiler)]

Those who become irritated and b**** at me for no real reason, because then they will make me irritated and I will either politely leave or kill them. -.-

Those people who have some sort of delusional superiority and try to make it seem as if I were inferior and stupid. Sorry, but no.

мαттнєω lє Ðєяαηgє∂ wrote: "[spoilers removed]"

YES! I am extremely insecure, and find myself unoriginal. Other girls push art onto me, and say "Great, isn't it?!" They force you to give them compliments, and almost every time they aren't good..

Particularly RPers who make their little private groups because they feel as if everyone else in inferior to them... and they are darn awful. >.>

Ugh, I know what you mean. -_-

Angel♥ Now I Feel The Effects Of October Again~ wrote: "Let's see...

People who can't spell! They irritate the crap out of me! Just as much as those people who send you invites over and over again. Being a grammar-like fellow I constantly correct other..."

Half of my group invites I will instantly delete if they mispelt something ._.
If they don't take the time to make sure WEREWOLF or something is spelt correctly, then I won't join. OH! Or if ALL the topics are complete lowercase ._.

People who have no individuality at all. They'll copy everyone else because they're so desperate to be considered 'cool'. Whatever.

Ugh.

People who go on and on about how strange or weird they are, then I am sitting here drinking some tea and rolling my eyes at them.

When people forget to capitalize their titles.

Although I don't think that they do that in some countries, so, like, if you're on a website like FFn, there are people who translate their stories to English but they don't properly capitalize their titles because they don't know to.

I hate it when I'm ALMOST asleep and then a poem leaps out of my brain like a rude firework.

мαттнєω lє Ðєяαηgє∂ wrote: "People who go on and on about how strange or weird they are, then I am sitting here drinking some tea and rolling my eyes at them."

There is officially no normal anymore. Everyone is their own version of the word. So even you, Matty, are "normal"

I hate when I'm trying to play Zelda and my brother randomly decides to turn off the TV. Just to antagonize me.

Well, it works.

What I dislike is when you go to a friend's house or something, and they ignore you. :/ Like, hello, why the hell am I here?

I know :O I hate when you invite a friend over and all they do is nocialize. (aka stay on their phone the whole damn time)

It's pretty annoying, but I don't wanna feel rude and be all like, "No, YOU must PAY ATTENTION to ME!"