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Thorin Oakenshield: I cannot guarantee his safety. Gandalf: Understood.
Thorin Oakenshield: Nor will I be responsible for his fate.
Gandalf: Agreed.
Bilbo Baggins: My name is Bilbo Baggins! Gollum/Smegal: Baggines? What is Bagginses?... Precious.
Movie: Gandalf: You asked me to find the fourteenth member of this company and I have chosen Mr. Baggins.
Bilbo Baggins: Me? No! No No No!
Bilbo Baggins: [asking Gandalf about Radagast] Is he a very great wizard, or is he more like you?
Balin: It's just the usual; summary about pocket expenses, time required, remuneration, funeral arrangements so forth.
Bilbo Baggins: Funeral arrangements?
[reads contract]
Bilbo Baggins: Oh, up to but not exceeding one fourteenth total profit if any. Seems fair. Present company shall not be liable for injuries including but not limited to laceration, evisceration... incineration?
Bofur: Oh, aye. He'll melt the flesh off your bones in the blink of an eye.
Balin: You all right, laddie?
Bilbo Baggins: Yeah, I'll be. Feel a bit faint
Bofur: Think furnace, with wings.
Bilbo Baggins: Yeah, I-I-I need air
Balin: Flash of light, searing pain, then poof, you're nothing more than a pile of ash.
Bilbo Baggins: [long pause] No.
[faints]
Bilbo Baggins: Why don't we have a game of riddles? Just you and me. If I win, you show me the way out.
Gollum: And if he looses? What then? Well, if he looses, precious, then we eats it! If Bagginses looses, we eats it whole!
Bilbo Baggins: [shocked silence] Fair enough.
Gollum: What is it, precious? What is it?
Bilbo Baggins: My name ... is Bilbo Baggins!
Gollum: What is a ... Bagginses, precious?
Bilbo Baggins: I'm a ... hobbit. From the shire.
Gollum: Ohh! We've had goblinses, batses and fishes, but we hazen't tried hobbitses before! Is it ... soft? Is it ... juicy?
Bilbo Baggins: Argh! [waves sword] I will ... use this ... if I have to. I don't want any trouble! Do you understand? Just ... show me the way to get out of here, and I'll be on my way.
Gollum: Is it lost?
Bilbo Baggins: Yes ... yes, and I want to get unlost as soon as possible!
Gollum: Ooh! We knows! We knows safe paths for hobbitses! Safe paths in the dark... Shut up!
Bilbo Baggins: I didn't say anything...
Gollum: I wasn't talking to you!
And from the book,
"After some while Bilbo became impatient. "Well, what is it?" he said. "The answer's not a kettle boiling over, as you seem to think by the noise you are making."
Lol. "I may be a burglar...but I'm an honest one, I hope, more or less."-Bilbo Baggins, The Hobbit
From the book ... these are from my profile:“There is nothing like looking, if you want to find something. You certainly usually find something, if you look, but it is not always quite the something you were after.”
― J.R.R. Tolkien, The Hobbit
“Where did you go to, if I may ask?' said Thorin to Gandalf as they rode along.
To look ahead,' said he.
And what brought you back in the nick of time?'
Looking behind,' said he.”
“Good Morning!" said Bilbo, and he meant it. The sun was shining, and the grass was very green. But Gandalf looked at him from under long bushy eyebrows that stuck out further than the brim of his shady hat.
"What do you mean?" he said. "Do you wish me a good morning, or mean that it is a good morning whether I want it or not; or that you feel good this morning; or that it is a morning to be good on?"
"All of them at once," said Bilbo. "And a very fine morning for a pipe of tobacco out of doors, into the bargain.
...
"Good morning!" he said at last. "We don't want any adventures here, thank you! You might try over The Hill or across The Water." By this he meant that the conversation was at an end.
"What a lot of things you do use Good morning for!" said Gandalf. "Now you mean that you want to get rid of me, and that it won't be good till I move off.”
“You have nice manners for a thief and a liar," said the dragon.”
― J.R.R. Tolkien, The Hobbit
Great Goblin: Well if it isn't Thorin Oakenshield, King Under the Mountain... except you're not a king and you don't have a mountain, which really makes you no one at all. AND
Bofur: [after falling] Well that could have been a lot worse...
[Great Goblin falls on the dwarves]
Dwalin: Oh you've got to be joking!
♥Hope(less)♥ wrote: "Great Goblin: Well if it isn't Thorin Oakenshield, King Under the Mountain... except you're not a king and you don't have a mountain, which really makes you no one at all. AND
Bofur: [after fall..."
lol.
I like the goblin onethat was funny
Maxmiriam wrote: "Haha he was a little ugly though"D: That was disgusting 3:
Great Goblin: Well, well, well... if it isn't Thorin, son of Thrain, son of Thror, King Under the Mountain! [bows mockingly]
Great Goblin: Oh, but I'm forgetting, you don't have a mountain, and you're not a king, which makes you nobody, really.
a humorous one...Gandalf: When did doilies and your mother's dishes become so important to you?
loved that part.dwarves - "Blunt the knives and bend the forks. Smash the bottles sand burn their corks. Chip the glasses and crack the plllaaaaaattttteeesss......... THATS what Bilbo Baggins hates.!"
Maxmiriam wrote: "loved that part.dwarves - "Blunt the knives and bend the forks. Smash the bottles sand burn their corks. Chip the glasses and crack the plllaaaaaattttteeesss......... THATS what Bilbo Baggins hat..."
That was really funny. Poor bilbo's face!
Lucinda wrote: "Maxmiriam wrote: "loved that part.dwarves - "Blunt the knives and bend the forks. Smash the bottles sand burn their corks. Chip the glasses and crack the plllaaaaaattttteeesss......... THATS what..."
Ikr (:
"You will die down her and never be found! Down in the deep of goblin town!"
"I have never been so wrong in all my life.":")
Theeeeeiiiiifffff Baggggggiiiiiiinnnsssssss!!! Curse it and crush it. We hates it foreveeeeerrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!
Well I was drinking a soda and walking into a store and my sister said, "Precious, they might think you're a theeeeeiiiifffff!" XD
Bilbo Baggins: You can promise that I will come back?
Gandalf: No. And if you do, you will not be the same.