WARNING: Death risk inside discussion

This game is easy and quite fun I'll give you an example below

Person 1: I wish I could get a cheap car

Person 2: Granted but it will not have a battery
I wish I had a laptop

Person 3: Granted, but the Screen is cracked..

And so forth.

I'll start with:

I wish I was awesomer

Granted but your head would explode from the overload of Awesomeness.

I wish I had a pink sparkly USB.

Granted, but the sparkles are plastic, and they melt, burn your computer, and ruin it.

I wish I could fly.

Granted but it will be you in an airplane, which will crash as soon as your high in the sky.

I wish I had another sibling.

Granted but the sibling is a sister

I wish i had a mansion!

Granted but its haunted and once you walk in, your never allowed out.

I wish more people would join my new group I made.

Granted! but what group is it??

I wish someone would join MY group

(( Its called "After the End RP"))

Granted. Whats yours called?

Night VS Day.

Granted, but they will be too activ e and make it hard to control, then they will disappear

I wish I had a limo

Granted! but it is pink

I wish i had a million dollars

((I joined ;) ))

((me too!))

((A pink limo would actually be awesome)) Granted, but each bill is ripped into a million pieces.

I wish I was three inches shorter.

Granted but your head will shrink 6 inches.

I wish I had a black and yellow 2010 camero.

Granted but it is as big as a limo

I wish I was more popular

Granted, but everyone will want to be with you every second of the day.

I wish I had a marshmallow.

Granted but I shoved it down your throat:)

I wish I had my own galaxy

Granted, but you can't get to it.

I wish I was awesome at throwing knives.

Granted but I tried and killed you

I wish I had a puppy

((I'm dead I can't respond.))

((Lol! Not true! Your a ghost!!!))

((True)) Granted, but it bites you all the time.

I wish I was a vampire.

Granted but your still dead

I wish I owned a palace

Granted but you fall down all the stairs and break all your bones.

I wish I had peace and quiet.

Granted but you'd be stuck in that peace and quiet for all eternity...

I wish I had a taco

Granted, but the taco is poisonous.
I wish I could jump off my roof without getting hurt! (Use logic here....)

Granted but you would keep on falling, painlessly and eternally.

I wish I could find the Piano Sheet Music for Hina's theme - Dark side of Fate.

Granted, but it is torn in a million pieces.
I wish that people knew how to use proper grammar and spelling!!!!!!!!

Granted but they wouldn't be able to use their knowledge because they wouldn't know how to read, write (Type) or speak.

I wish This stoo-pid message about viruses would stop popping up on my screen every 5 minutes.

Granted, but your computer will get a virus and crash, beyond repair. Then when the comet falls it will smash the new computer too!!!!!!!!!!!!

I wish, that I could help Paigetwo get a smoothly running, active group.

Granted but then all your groups would suffocate and die.

I wish I didn't read IT by Stephen King so I don't have to be afraid of Drains anymore...

Granted, but you begin reading it again today, and finish tomorrow.

I wish that this darn group would wake up.